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From: Netherlands/Ireland, Dublin
Speaks Polish?: No, but I am trying to learn
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MareGaea   
19 Sep 2009
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

You mean the semitic nose lovers.

Ha! You don't know what you're saying:

Surely you were joking. But since I think there is something wrong with you, I am not sure. However, I will take it as a joke. Every hotblooded man will agree that these are dropdead gorgeous girls and guess what, they are all Israeli ;)

But there are pretty girls everywhere, just as there are ugly girls everywhere and girls that are in between. Except Ireland. There you have only dropdead gorgeous or stroke-starting ugly. Nothing in between. But southern tends to be over-the-top with things, so he may be forgiven for this.

Lir

Mind your own business :)

Sure, there are Dutch fora, however, this is international and I don't hear you when ppl talk about Ireland or (and they really do this a lot more than about the Netherlands) the UK.

I still love you though :))

Arien

Guess I have to agree with you once more that it's just too bad for her ;)

M-G (didn't feel like pub after drinking nearly non-stop for 3,5 consecutive days)
MareGaea   
18 Sep 2009
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Why are you kissing off so much to Poland, southern? Everybody knows that the most beautiful women in the world are living in Israël. But anyway, I am just curious how and when did you lose your sights of reality and decided to get horny by the mere mention of the name Poland and anything Polish? It's just a country, just like any other one, you know.

M-G (questions, questions)
MareGaea   
11 Sep 2009
Genealogy / Do Polish people have big noses? [450]

polkamaniac

No, the smaller your nose is, the bigger your member. That's the rule.

:)

M-G (hehehe)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Genealogy / Do Polish people have big noses? [450]

They do not make distinction between white slavic,white germanic,white mediteranean

Oh, will you stop it now before I really get angry at you?

Regardless, you will never look at a big nosed man again without contemplating the size of his manhood

The smaller the nose, the bigger the manhood. That's the rule, I think.

The Germans say: "an der Nase eines Mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes."

(by the man's nose one can tell his d*ck)

M-G (always glad to bring light in the darkness)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

niejestemcapita

Southern has lost his track with reality a little, I think. Maybe he needs some help with that. There are professional ppl who can help him get back to reality.

M-G (maybe an idea for southern?)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Genealogy / Do Polish people have big noses? [450]

But the really big nose is the semitic nose which is common among Jews

See my previous post. My father, who is Dutch, looks more like a Jew than my mom, who is a Jewess, does. Sometimes Jews have blonde hair and blue/grey eyes, you know.

Caucasians

Poles are also Caucasian. "Caucasian" is just the term for white ppl in the world. Guess what: semitic and arabic ppl belong to the white race too, officially.

M-G (black, white, yellow, purple, green, what difference does it make)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

southern

Oh come on, give me a break. You think this will not happen in the West when you help somebody? Ok, you might not get a wodka as alcoholism is not that common in the West as it is in Poland, but most old ppl will give you a coffee or a beer or something. This is complete normal behaviour and anybody who does not do this, is just a plain *sshole.

Ah, Polish girls are direct? Haha, good one. I have NEVER met a Polish girl who was direct. Always gossipping behind your back, never say what they really mean. I wish they were direct, like Dutch girls. They are honest and fair and if they don't like you, you will know immediately and that is just the way it should be. With Polish girls you never know wether they like you or not. Either way, you're gonna learn if they do or don't months later on, when it's too late, as I am not gonna sit around for months waiting for the missus to make up her freaking mind.

Southern, get your head out of the clouds and try to look at Poland and the Polish more the way they are: just like anybody else on the world. Nothing special, nothing worse, just like us in the West.

M-G (tsk)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Genealogy / Do Polish people have big noses? [450]

Do Polish people have big noses?

A lot of them do, a lot of them don't.

Do all Jews have big noses? Ehm no, I am supposed to be one and my nose is pretty small, very small actually. Just like my mom's. If friends visited our home I always ask them, which one of my parents is Jewish? They always answer that it's my dad. He is protestant Dutch with no Jewish blood in him whatsoever. Yet he looks more Jewish than my mom, who's 100% Jewish.

Stella Goldschlag, the infamous catcher for the Gestapo, was Jewish, but she was blonde and had very blue eyes. There is no standard person in the world. If you think all individuals of a ppl look the same, there is something wrong.

M-G (just goes to show you never can tell)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

southern

Do you actually sometimes say something bad about Poland or the Poles? Do you actually have some critisism on Poles or Poland from time to time? I'm getting tired of your constant halleluyah about Poland. It's ridiculous, kinda annoying and totally irrelevant. If you are more disgusted by disabled than by drunks, then that's just sad. I think you are a bit sad. No country is perfect, but if I have to believe you in all your posts, Poland must be walhalla as there is absolutely nothing wrong with the country and the ppl. Even the alcoholics are sympathetic. Grow up and open your eyes.

M-G (tired)
MareGaea   
8 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

I don't hate as a general rule, but if stating what you don't like about Poland is good enough for this thread, then here is my penny:

What I don't like about Poland is following:

- they always claim that they have been so mistreated throughout history, hereby forgetting that the past is the past and that it's time to move on to a better future.

- they always make it seem that the whole world owes them because they happen to be behind the Iron Curtain for decades. Guess what, Poland wasn't the only country behind that Curtain and yet I hear only the Poles complain about this constantly.

- they always claim that Poland is so much better than the other countries, with higher moral values, better women, better way of life and the Western world is just a Sodom and Gomorra while they provide the example for the world. Guess what, Poland is just a backwater in Central/Eastern Europe, which is in many fields outright behind the West.

- they always present incidents of little impact (within the European context) as major events that shaped the world, when in fact they only changed things for themselves.

- they always feel free to speak their mind of how they don't like blacks and make it seem that racism is acceptable and just a way of thinking. Fine, you're entitled to your opinion, but then they always scream rape when somebody makes a remark about the Poles or Poland. Then you're suddenly a racist and discriminate them.

Besides this, I have no problem with Poles and Poland. I know quite a few Poles and the vast majority of them is not like described above. Exceptions do the rule, so to say.

Let me give you an anecdote of my very first trip to Poland: I came with the train from Berlin, got off the station in Warsaw. I was just 10 metres away from the train and the very first Polish person that spoke to me said: "You are from the West? Yes? Give me money." When I asked him why I should give him money, he replied: "Because you are from the West and you owe us because you have always treated us bad." I didn't give him any money and told him to f*ck off. I felt sorry for the Poles, but it's not my fault what happened to them and I certainly did not feel obliged to hand him a handful of Złotys. He may have gotten them, if he would have asked me nicely, not demanded it the way he did. That was my very first contact with a Polish person. Thank God the ppl that I met later on were nice and friendly, but you know what they say about first impressions.

M-G (I gave 5 reasons, is that breaking the rules of this thread?)
MareGaea   
7 Sep 2009
USA, Canada / Cigarettes reach nine dollars a pack in New York [109]

Over here in Ireland, cigarettes undergo an increase in price a few times per year, the past year being the worst. The brand that I smoke cost exactly a year ago € 6,95 and through several price-increases it's now € 8,15. And this is a cheaper brand. Regular brands cost by now about € 8,55 (app. 12 bucks). But as soon as the government needs more money, they probably will increase the price again. And again. They can do so under the pretence that it's bad for your health and by making it more expensive they will discourage ppl to smoke. While this is true, they just use it to get more tax-income. They need to finance the billions they promised the banks to save their *sses after scr*wing up, don't they?

M-G (time for an Irish strike)
MareGaea   
1 Sep 2009
USA, Canada / How to meet polish women and people?? (I live in Phoenix, AZ) [20]

Ghee, never thought there was so much depth in prn.

I basically always thought that prn was the capture on film of male genitals entering female genitals in the most awkward positions and frequency with the ultimate goal of the male genitals ejaculating on every other spot of the female body than the place where they are suppose to ejaculate. Guess I was wrong.

M-G (looks at prn differently from now on and will try to explore the intellectual side of prn)
MareGaea   
1 Sep 2009
USA, Canada / How to meet polish women and people?? (I live in Phoenix, AZ) [20]

Polish prn...

Yeah, I always wonder about that. Would Polish prn substantially look different (close-up wise) than, for example, Serbian prn, Bulgarian prn, German prn or Russian prn?

M-G (thinks moaning sounds the same in every language)
MareGaea   
4 Feb 2009
News / Topless sunbathers acquitted in Szczecin, Poland [128]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Since when is topless sunbathing an issue in the modern world? I'm sorry, I don't regard this as good news. I just regard it as something that was nothing in the first place and the via loads of u-turns turns out to be nothing. Poland wants to be part of modern (and above all: WESTERN) Europe? Welcome! We over here (except in Ireland, which is lightyears behind and a bit out of context for that matter in Western Europe) make no point at all about topless sunbathing; let me even tell you: there are certain parts of our beaches where ppl can sunbathe completely NAKED! They still have a lot to learn, mentality-wise, before they can be really part of the Modern World, a World where into they would like to rush. The phaenomena of sunbathing topless or even naked is part of that world.

But I agree with the poster of this topic that it would be nice to see some of those nice "Dennisses" uncovered on the beach. I would vote for that anyway, but only if it would be cup-size C or up :)))

M-G (halleluyah!)
MareGaea   
1 Nov 2008
Language / Polish slang phrases - most popular. [606]

Hey Guys,

Been a long time :) I wasn't sure wether the next phrase belongs in this thread or in the translation thread, but I think it's a bit of both...

Somebody said this about my g/f; what does it mean? And: should I beat the person up who said it? :)

"Jebana zdzira"

I know that zdzira means something like "whore" or "tramp" but the additional "jebana" I cannot figure out. If anybody could help me on this one I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks!

M-G

PS: I was figuring that it means sth like "dirty" or "oversexed" whore...But I'm not sure.
MareGaea   
30 Mar 2008
Language / Your perception of the Polish accent [145]

Depends a bit. I like the accent of my lady (of course:) ) and she laughs a bit about my Dutch accent. You see Polish ppl make typical little errors that give them away: "I take bus", "I'll have apple" plus some others like "I liked" instead of "I like it" or -and this is really a common error- "I thing" instead of "I think". They seem to have the biggest problems with the subject in a sentense: I hardly hear them say a, an, the and if they do, it's a lot of times: "I take this bus', when they mean to say "I take the bus". But like said, it depends; if a hot blonde speaks with a Polish accent it's of course much sexier than when a neanderthalic construction worker does so :) Also, I find that if guys speak with a Polish accent, it somehow sounds more like a Russian accent to me, but that could be me.

M-G
MareGaea   
19 Mar 2008
Law / HELP: ALLEGRO... Do most Polish buyers at allegro.pl use PayPal? [33]

Paypal is the devils work

Indeed, a while ago I had a dispute with some merchant who did not deliver the correct goods I ordered because he did not have them on stoch anymore. He didn't want to refund the money, so I went to PayPal and informed them of this. The only response I got was that the transaction was older than 45 days and that they would close the case. 3 days later I received an email with a survey to ask me if I was happy about their service. Truly Satan must have been behind this.

M-G (Beëlzebub could be in there too)
MareGaea   
12 Mar 2008
History / Sarmatism in Poland [119]

Hahahaha, Lukasz, this is one of the most funny remarks I have ever read here...Thanks!

PS: I don't mind Crow and his little depraved world, as long as he does not turn into a serial killer :)

M-G (has just posted the B-side of his new single on MySpace => go have a listen!)
MareGaea   
12 Mar 2008
History / Sarmatism in Poland [119]

Svastika

Funny, always thought that the Swastika was the Sanskrit sign for the Sun, symbolising the rise of power and goodness...Easily proved as well....

M-G

Actually, I have some more funny news for Crow, our hysterical Slavic nationalist: Did you know that the name "Slavic" actually literally comes from the fact that the Romans kept these ppl as slaves? The Romans saw them as slaves and the name Slavic is literally derived from this fact.

M-G
MareGaea   
12 Mar 2008
Love / Do Polish date Spanish people [50]

polish girls date spanish people

No, because they don't understand each other as they speak different languages, you see.

M-G (still in a funny mood)
MareGaea   
6 Mar 2008
History / Whom do the people in Poland hate more: Germans or Russians? [869]

One could say you're a wee bit late for that but ...........

Don't say that - there are still cases of the Black Death found in Third World countries, and of course all caused by Jews, so it should be hard, but not impossible to find some virus-samples there...

And Tornado: I am well aware of what happened back then.

M-G