Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Kto uczynił cię Bogiem i oficjalnym decydentem o tym, co jest właściwe, a co nie? Kto dał ci władzę krytyki literackiej, czy nauczania?
Chcesz uczyć, ale nie chcesz się uczyć. Powiem ci, że moje zdolności językowe oceniały osoby o wiele lepiej znające język polski niż ty. Podczas mojej ostatniej wizyty na ziemi przodków, miałem do czynienia z wieloma uczciwymi, błyskotliwymi osobami, które były pod dodatnim wrażeniem o mojej znajomości języka,
Łatwość i klarowność moich wypowiedzi, zwłaszcza biorąc pod uwagę moją długą rozłąkę z ojczyzna więc proszę, daruj mi banału, zajmij należne Ci miejsce i wnieś swój wkład na miarę swoich możliwości.

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You made your point of view crystal clear when you do it; you absolve yourself on the spot, but I bastardize the Polish language when I do it.


Of course not. Johnny's legendary quick thinker, with a biting sense of humor, deep knowledge of everything American,with his feet firmly on the ground,not necessarily
cares if you approve or not his willingness to learn Polish.By the way, your question can't be serious, and your assessment of his character is insulting. He gives when provoked and takes it with humor.

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


Cheaper yet, I took my snorkeling equipment to a secret spot on the coast of Marthas Viniard, and in no time at all, I came back home with half a bushel of delicacy. The cost is prohibitive if you count on a friendly restaurant to satisfy your taste buds. The Coast of the Florida panhandle is the preferable place to get reasonably priced oysters. Word of caution: avoid fancy resorts; plenty of shackling one-man operation shacks are right on the water's edge. Just ask for a quart of oysters and ascend to culinary paradise.

UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]


No sane person would have oysters for breakfast.

Life / Grisly crimes in Poland [121]


But some others, uninformed, think you and Rich are the most levelheaded, best-informed, and eloquent PF members

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Aha, trafiłaś jak kulą i płotu. No matter how juvenile your answer is, in your case, it is efficient

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

No cóż, spójrz na powyższy cytat i powiedz mi, że jesteś dumna ze swoich umiejętności, zwłaszcza jako samozwańcza Krytyczka Literacka. Dla mnie brzmi to jak zdanie fomulowane przez kogos nieokrzesanego, a nie utalentowanego pisarza. Jeśli chodzi o Mafa, to on jest intelektualnie tak wysoko ponad tobą, że nawet ty, Alfa i Omega Dyrdymalek nie spieszysz ze sprzeciwem

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Paw, Did you walk into the wall, leading with your balding head, by mistake, of course? Rich is always welcome with his on-the-mark comments. He is always refined, civil, and eloquent, a pleasure to read.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Heeeeeeeeee Plagiarisms.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


But Pawian, unlike you, I perfectly understand every single word. Comprehation is not one of my problems. Regarding style, it depends on whether I am talking to a refined creature or a barn animal. I am fluid, changeable, and easily adapt to my opponent's level. So, which one are you? Normal Pole is not one of your options

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


I recently posted a longish message in Polish number 248; for some mysterious reason, you didn't even try to answer; comprehension difficulty, or some other reason? To show my accommodating nature, I will repost the message in English, just for you. I conclude, as the Kalakut you dislike messages in Polish
So ok, no more Polish, and I hope there will be no more Skurwysynow.Here is the English version:

Well, my dear "friend", we are forced to admit the truth. Our unique relationship is what it is; there is no point in denying it, just as I don't see a reasonable reason for repeating previous mistakes
Of course, the temptation is there and will be there forever, like a thorn irritating my heart. My archive is surprisingly short and contains only your posts,
the most malicious, wild, vindictive, harmful fantasies ever created by a sick mind. Nonetheless, I see no point in teasing innocent onlookers, making them vomit and return their meals. In the end, this is between you and me. Instead, I am reminded of Pawian, a funny, perfectly normal individual who is enamored by my poetry. We'll never return to the good old days, but we can exchange friendly banter and laugh at each other.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


Agree 100%

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]

Also, a business owner, a protective angel for the family, an artist , and the best wife.

Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]


Even more glorious Irish invention, currently under protest from the French, namely the invention of lovemaking. Those Irish, invention machines

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]

She was terrific, prepared fifty quarts of delicious korniszony, mild testing, pickled with the help of vinegar, probably diluted, because they tasted like
a real thing from Poland. Her beets and beet juice were out of this world. My pantry is full of preserves, and I have no guts to get rid of the stuff; they remind me of her extraordinary, golden hands.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Please don't miss quotation mark around the word "przyjacielu"

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Cóż, mój drogi "przyjacielu", jesteśmy zmuszeni do przyznania prawdy. Nasza unikalna relacja jest taka, jaka jest; nie ma sensu jej zaprzeczać, tak jak nie widzę rozsądnego powodu powtarzania poprzednich błędów
Oczywiście, pokusa istnieje i będzie na zawsze, jak cierń drażniący moje serce. Moje archiwum jest zadziwiająco krótkie i zawiera tylko twoje posty,
najbardziej złośliwe, dzikie, mściwe, szkodliwe fantazje, jakie kiedykolwiek stworzył chory umysł. Mimo to nie widzę sensu w drażnieniu niewinnych gapiów, zmuszaniu ich do wymiotow i tracenia posilkow. W końcu to sprawa między mną a.tobą Zamiast tego przypominam sobie Pawiana, zabawnego, całkowicie normalnego osobnika, zauroczonego moją poezją. Nigdy nie wrócimy do dobrych starych czasów, ale możemy wymieniać niewinne docinki i nawzajem uśmiewć się z siebie .

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


But don't forget to include instructions that balls are dribbled or bounced, or you will find particular unsavory character hiding in the corner, furiously liking the ball::))

Genealogy / Polish looks? - part 2 [81]


OH my God, Pawian, you shameless liar,I own your recent photograph. Compering Strzelczyks looks, and you is like comparing shrivel-up plum
to an appetizing apple:::)))

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Then, you know very little about me.Let's agree to disagree. Messages between you and me should stop before it gets out of hand.
Goodbye, Lenka. It was a pleasure to know you.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


O tak, po wielokrotnych poprawkach mojego tekstu dokonanych przez Pawiana Co zas do reszty, po licznych wyjaśnieniach, nadal nie rozumiesz istoty tej szczególnej więzi między Pawianem a mną i tego, co następuje, stylu pisania, który wydaje ci się enigmatyczny, nie wspominając perelce polskiego języka, w twoim wydaniu:Sam walisz byki ze szkoda gadac Tak, rzeczywiście, krytyk extraordinare.


Jestes pewna ,ze ciezko a nie trudno
Bluzgow nie pamietam , musze sprawdzic w slowniku ,w pamieci zostaly wylewne pochwaly codzienne wielbienie,barbarzyncow z Morrocco i krytyczne uwagi pod adresem naszych jasnowlosych i niebiekookich chlopcow z nad Wisly , czego nastepstwem byly, raczej lagodne ,krytyczne zasluzone uwagi pod twoim adresem

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]


Pickling vs fermentation: which method preserves longer? My wife pickled vast amounts of different vegetables, opened in a couple of years, very fresh, crunchy and delicious, I know she used vinegar

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Well, well, well. I Fail to see the connection between my messages and poetry. Actually, my poetry is not all that bad, that is, if I try.
Do you still hold grudges from ancient times, times when CLUB ZBUNTOWANYCH KOKOSZEK tried to rule Dyrdymalki?
Just in case I am correct, I give the same answer as years ago:

YReviewers usually would have been poets and historians, biographers if they could. they have trier their talents at one or the others
and have failed, they turn into critics.
Lenka, I try to be civil in our exchanges I don't dwell on the ancient, friendly is a better choice

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

did I ofended you in any way, are your fillings got hurt?

I am waiting for your response, will you or not?. But to decipher the mystery why I write the way I do when talking to or about Pawian, check the meaning
of the few simple words: metaphor, analogy, derision, sarcasm, satire, and more, you will notice,rece I nogi :::)))

Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]


What did you do to the reptile to warm it? Did you cook it? Reptiles normally retain their surrounding temperature.

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]


Now, you have achieved the impossible. Your wild experimentation propelled you into the concrete wall, head first.
First, what about the original flaki and pork chops?Jezusku drogi błagam o cierpliwość.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


Frcken Pawian, First, he murdered Polish Bigos, Then deluded flaki to the point of resembling a puddle after the rain. Now mighty embarrassed hiding under wifi
skirt, depriving the audience of a wild excuse he calls an answer.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


Total agreement. From my point of view, please be tolerant; momentarily, my description will take a vulgar turn.Poless in the elegant sentence is like tapeworm
in Pawians flaki: watery, tin, weak, unappetizing:::)))

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]

I forgive you. Your notorious inability to comprehend even slightly complicated text is enough to say, "Cacy," while petting your lysy leb.
Since when have you got to use a knife and fork to eat flaki? Even the ones delicious, zawiesiste?

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [698]


My vote goes for Iron. Can I vote multiply?