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I recently posted a longish message in Polish number 248; for some mysterious reason, you didn't even try to answer; comprehension difficulty, or some other reason? To show my accommodating nature, I will repost the message in English, just for you. I conclude, as the Kalakut you dislike messages in Polish
So ok, no more Polish, and I hope there will be no more Skurwysynow.Here is the English version:

Well, my dear "friend", we are forced to admit the truth. Our unique relationship is what it is; there is no point in denying it, just as I don't see a reasonable reason for repeating previous mistakes
Of course, the temptation is there and will be there forever, like a thorn irritating my heart. My archive is surprisingly short and contains only your posts,
the most malicious, wild, vindictive, harmful fantasies ever created by a sick mind. Nonetheless, I see no point in teasing innocent onlookers, making them vomit and return their meals. In the end, this is between you and me. Instead, I am reminded of Pawian, a funny, perfectly normal individual who is enamored by my poetry. We'll never return to the good old days, but we can exchange friendly banter and laugh at each other.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [758]


Agree 100%

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]

Also, a business owner, a protective angel for the family, an artist , and the best wife.

Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]


Even more glorious Irish invention, currently under protest from the French, namely the invention of lovemaking. Those Irish, invention machines

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]

She was terrific, prepared fifty quarts of delicious korniszony, mild testing, pickled with the help of vinegar, probably diluted, because they tasted like
a real thing from Poland. Her beets and beet juice were out of this world. My pantry is full of preserves, and I have no guts to get rid of the stuff; they remind me of her extraordinary, golden hands.

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Please don't miss quotation mark around the word "przyjacielu"

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]


Cóż, mój drogi "przyjacielu", jesteśmy zmuszeni do przyznania prawdy. Nasza unikalna relacja jest taka, jaka jest; nie ma sensu jej zaprzeczać, tak jak nie widzę rozsądnego powodu powtarzania poprzednich błędów
Oczywiście, pokusa istnieje i będzie na zawsze, jak cierń drażniący moje serce. Moje archiwum jest zadziwiająco krótkie i zawiera tylko twoje posty,
najbardziej złośliwe, dzikie, mściwe, szkodliwe fantazje, jakie kiedykolwiek stworzył chory umysł. Mimo to nie widzę sensu w drażnieniu niewinnych gapiów, zmuszaniu ich do wymiotow i tracenia posilkow. W końcu to sprawa między mną a.tobą Zamiast tego przypominam sobie Pawiana, zabawnego, całkowicie normalnego osobnika, zauroczonego moją poezją. Nigdy nie wrócimy do dobrych starych czasów, ale możemy wymieniać niewinne docinki i nawzajem uśmiewć się z siebie .

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [758]


But don't forget to include instructions that balls are dribbled or bounced, or you will find particular unsavory character hiding in the corner, furiously liking the ball::))

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OH my God, Pawian, you shameless liar,I own your recent photograph. Compering Strzelczyks looks, and you is like comparing shrivel-up plum
to an appetizing apple:::)))

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Then, you know very little about me.Let's agree to disagree. Messages between you and me should stop before it gets out of hand.
Goodbye, Lenka. It was a pleasure to know you.

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O tak, po wielokrotnych poprawkach mojego tekstu dokonanych przez Pawiana Co zas do reszty, po licznych wyjaśnieniach, nadal nie rozumiesz istoty tej szczególnej więzi między Pawianem a mną i tego, co następuje, stylu pisania, który wydaje ci się enigmatyczny, nie wspominając perelce polskiego języka, w twoim wydaniu:Sam walisz byki ze szkoda gadac Tak, rzeczywiście, krytyk extraordinare.


Jestes pewna ,ze ciezko a nie trudno
Bluzgow nie pamietam , musze sprawdzic w slowniku ,w pamieci zostaly wylewne pochwaly codzienne wielbienie,barbarzyncow z Morrocco i krytyczne uwagi pod adresem naszych jasnowlosych i niebiekookich chlopcow z nad Wisly , czego nastepstwem byly, raczej lagodne ,krytyczne zasluzone uwagi pod twoim adresem

Food / Fermentation rulez! Poles love fermented foods [21]


Pickling vs fermentation: which method preserves longer? My wife pickled vast amounts of different vegetables, opened in a couple of years, very fresh, crunchy and delicious, I know she used vinegar

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Well, well, well. I Fail to see the connection between my messages and poetry. Actually, my poetry is not all that bad, that is, if I try.
Do you still hold grudges from ancient times, times when CLUB ZBUNTOWANYCH KOKOSZEK tried to rule Dyrdymalki?
Just in case I am correct, I give the same answer as years ago:

YReviewers usually would have been poets and historians, biographers if they could. they have trier their talents at one or the others
and have failed, they turn into critics.
Lenka, I try to be civil in our exchanges I don't dwell on the ancient, friendly is a better choice

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did I ofended you in any way, are your fillings got hurt?

I am waiting for your response, will you or not?. But to decipher the mystery why I write the way I do when talking to or about Pawian, check the meaning
of the few simple words: metaphor, analogy, derision, sarcasm, satire, and more, you will notice,rece I nogi :::)))

Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]


What did you do to the reptile to warm it? Did you cook it? Reptiles normally retain their surrounding temperature.

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]


Now, you have achieved the impossible. Your wild experimentation propelled you into the concrete wall, head first.
First, what about the original flaki and pork chops?Jezusku drogi błagam o cierpliwość.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [758]


Frcken Pawian, First, he murdered Polish Bigos, Then deluded flaki to the point of resembling a puddle after the rain. Now mighty embarrassed hiding under wifi
skirt, depriving the audience of a wild excuse he calls an answer.

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [758]


Total agreement. From my point of view, please be tolerant; momentarily, my description will take a vulgar turn.Poless in the elegant sentence is like tapeworm
in Pawians flaki: watery, tin, weak, unappetizing:::)))

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]

I forgive you. Your notorious inability to comprehend even slightly complicated text is enough to say, "Cacy," while petting your lysy leb.
Since when have you got to use a knife and fork to eat flaki? Even the ones delicious, zawiesiste?

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation - part 2 [758]


My vote goes for Iron. Can I vote multiply?

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Lenka, can you write posts to Pawian for me, please::))

Language / Do Poles prefer US American or UK English language? [185]


According to, always wayward old fool. American always rules Pawian drools:::)))

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]


Yeah, zawiesista ,nie wodnista zupa,nalezyty flak a rosol czy tez zurek to zupy z innych planet

Food / Traditionally-Polish salads, help needed [49]


OK. OK, you, dog, I admit it looks edible; satisfied now?

Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

skarbie, Not everything that glitters is gold. Could you not take everything I write literally? Especially anything concerning Pawian.Otherwise, did you love my post immensely? :::)))

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Alien,who is writing the post you or me?Zmierzył wzrokiem,wprawdzie poprawnie. ale zrozum .że Iron patrzy na halastre z odrobina pogardy, więc patrząc wzrokiem brzmi oficjalnie on zaś lekceważąc plebs ,łaskawie obdarza tylko przelotnym spojrzeniem, więc okiem.

Food / Traditionally-Polish salads, help needed [49]


Well Lenks, don't forget I am talking to Pawian,I take a little liberty in the choice of expressions,I wouldn't dare conversing with you.

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Is this your attempt at sarcasm? I would rate lousy at best.

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Prawda w oczy kluje, You, Europeans, become slaves in your countries. Pinkie leaders, lead you to the slaughter without an ounce of resistance. Paw is planning a frontal attack on the residence of the honorable, renowned patriot, Iron.Tluszcza zbliza sie do bram, sierp I mlot proporce zdobi,Paw w pospiechu zgubil portki
,potknol sie zadeptany , lezy wyjac u stop bramy.A w tym czasie Iron konczac lampke brandy,westchnal i z pogarda zmiezyl okiem plebs przy bramie,przypiol szable
w dloniach garlacz i z godnoscia wstapil do altany. Wynik walki w nastepnym wydaniu::::))))

Food / Traditional and lesser known foods of Poland [34]


You should try flaki my wife used to make without your stupid added ingredients,you mix wild ingredients
that turn the noble dish into MAMALYGA; besides, from the look of it, your flaki look like LURA.Proper flaki are thicker, your spoon, not exactly, but almost can stand up in it. Once you try my wife's flaki you would think you went to haven, you mamalyga maker