UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]


not surprised really,you dont come over as the sharpest pencil in the tin.....

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]


Are you receiving professional help?
or are you just a comedian?
seriously matey,you win funniest mo fo on this forum hands down.
you know that sharp stabbing pain in your arse? Its the broom,maybe pull it out and lighten the fcuk up old man,cardiac arrest is just another hilarious internet rant away for you if you dont.....


I think this joker,ironically,had a sense of humour bypass somewhere,maybe it was during one of his knife fights in Poland?


er,no,we left because fcukin jamiaca was worth more than your backwoods sh!teole......it took us scots and irish coming over a few years later to make anything out of it....schmuck.

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Ooh goody, Gi Joe is back to tell us all how every time he goes to Poland he has knife fights with people.....
Micheal mansun, I have a 25m swimming badge and RAD Ballet certificate and I know I could kick your sorry arse,give all this a rest you sad man,internet blowhards are 10 a penny,and you aint even very good at it....

Language / Mixed English Grammar Thread [183]


Neither. When was the last time they were capable of handling anything? ;)
Serious answer, to a native speaker rather than an expert linguist it can often come down to rythem ,if I added "force",ie Police force,then there would be no problem with either sentence.

I'll leave the complicated extra info to seanus as frankly who needs a Grammar lesson from a dyslexic actor :)

News / Another Polish city honors President Reagan [49]


we can laugh about that now......at the time I lived in a primary target triangle,3 major power stations two large cities and a nuclear bomber base and I was in the middle of it .....4 minutes aint long to run home from school if the sirens went off :(

News / Another Polish city honors President Reagan [49]


He did,but,he didnt "do it for Poland" . :)
I ,with hindsight do admire some of his qualities,his handling of the Soviets was,for the most part (skipping over 85 when the senile old cowboy took us closer to nuclear armagedon than any spat in cuba ever did) note perfect. Meeting Gorby(wrapped in big coat and Ushanka) in his indoor suit at reikjavik was pure class :)

UK, Ireland / Poles in the UK, you know were the door is [102]

Are we keeping you up? how you finding the hispanic immigration?

News / Another Polish city honors President Reagan [49]

He used Poland as one weapon in his bag of dirty tricks against the Soviet Union,no more,no less.
He sold weapons to Iran to support murder squads that killed catholic priests and nuns across latin America ( with papa karols help)
Supported Saddam Hussian.
Invaded a british dependency
used europe as a buffer zone for the US
destroyed social cohesion in america
yeah,great fella,shame he gave up acting.

Food / Polish Pizza !! The best in the world? [330]

MMMmmm Grolsch,even the name was designed to be slurred drunkenly :)

Food / Polish Pizza !! The best in the world? [330]


You do realise you are over 3 thousand miles WEST of europe dont you you plum?

Euro pizza, gotta be Dutch, mind,maybe,TBH,most food tastes great during a long weekend in Amsterdam..;)

UK, Ireland / Poles in the UK, you know were the door is [102]


Where do you come up with all this complete bullsh!t???


Only the dumb as fcuk ones maybe....


clearly not,as I am nothing like you,oh,wait,you are a Yank anyway,what would you know?


*******


WTF :):) What a plank, that place is a cheap dump of over processed mostly german food!!!!its where you go if your unemployment benifit doesnt strech to Netto,or,alternativly,where shed loads of Poles went for their daily dose of bland fatty foods :)

Brits go in there with a feeling they are on holiday as there is nothing British about the place :)
If you are over again i'll take you out myself for a slap up British meal, do you prefer Tandoori or Vindaloo? ;)


two fcukin polish guys,one who wrote a few short stories and one who,what,you try to say invented TV? lols..,you think that out weighs Milton and Sheakspeare ,Dickens,bronte's, Byron,Shelley etc etc etc, ??? LMFHAO ,wow, you have just taken plastic polish arrogence to stratospheric levels,my congratulations,you loon....


Who is going hungry you fooking lunatic?

Love / How do Polish men feel about gender equality? [780]

Balanced,logical and inteligent as usual Ashley. Are you sure you are a woman?

;)

UK, Ireland / Why are Polish people, especially women, so disrespectful toward the English? [437]

Most people are treated with respect,however,we have had plenty of numpties of the level of this pillock coming across and giving Poles a poor name in some eyes;


Oh do shut up child,have you ever even been to England?

Law / Weapons laws in Poland. Carrying a concealed handgun? [918]

Who the hell needs to carry a concealed pistol in Europe anyway? Certainly not Joe average citizen. You'd either have to try really hard to find the sort of trouble that would warrent it or be caught up in the sort of fluke unfortunate situation where anything less than full body armour and an assault rifle would be useless and more like than not get you shot by the local coppers.

If I moved to the states Im sure as soon as I could Id be down the local gunstore (but tbh thats more just to get my hands on classic stuff like an M1 garrand) but unless you specifically need one for your work there really is no call for them in europe.

Warsaw seems to me a pretty safe city,even if I did mildly freek at having Uzi's pointed at me by Group4 security guards.........but to be fair to them,I was stood outside a Bank wearing a pea coat and black watch cap,sorta looking like central castings idea of shady Bank robber :)

Love / How do Polish men feel about gender equality? [780]

Sounds more like the inequality of job types..........the way that the thicko's in highschool who were taken out of even the lowest grade classes to tinker with old cars and Motorbikes all tend to now be on better money than the people who went off to OxBridge......

Law / Weapons laws in Poland. Carrying a concealed handgun? [918]


Im guessing an American might be able to bluff a good reason,failing that,just do what I do and keep a ball and Mitt in the car too ;)

History / Where did the power of Poland vanish to, since... let`s say, some 300 years ago? [180]


Im sure the serfs felt that too...............

History / The restoration of Polish cities from WW2 destruction [123]


lols,who knows,maybe Im the last one here,but I just watched that Documentry about the british bloke hunting for his grandads "treasure" in what turned out to now be a Polish Army Textile lab(yeah,my arse....;) ) , maybe theres a bath full of silver and rembrants in there W'?

UK, Ireland / Posting mail from Poland to the UK [26]


Maybe so,the hassle is getting the bu**ers to post it in the first place :) Whats Polish for mañana ? ;)

UK, Ireland / Posting mail from Poland to the UK [26]


come back in 6 weeks if it still hasnt arrived,people still wont be surprised Im afraid.

Life / Are Polish roads really this bad? [237]


try driving in England after last winter combined with council budget cuts to equal pot holes to rival anywhere in Poland :(

Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]


Exactly,thats why I enjoyed elbowing Nuns out of the way on Warsaw Trams :)

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

What wedding?

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]


Thats a cheap arsed way to get a toupee :)


TBH even the Romans were saying that about us. Theres no smoke without fire............

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

The "English " are not a "race" anyway,so post away blue....

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

So,basically,an aussie barman moaning about people drinking.....if thats not a conundrum wrapped up in an enigma bundled into a WTF I dont know.......................

(btw, Im not english so,try again cobber)

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Cant say I am....not barred from anywhere..seems more like projection on your part. Are you a recovering alcoholic by any chance? Id say the chances you are were high considering you are Polish and of course we all know just how bad the alcohol problems are with Polish men. The UK traffic Police could certainly tell a few hairy stories about that. D.W.P used to mean Driving While Pis sed, now it means Driving While Polish........

UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Poles say being drunk while driving in the UK is a national trait.........Poles say raping old english ladies is a national trait...............Poles say smuggling LMs into the UK is a national trait...........Poles say shagging kurdish men is a national trait................Poles say opening up a sklep on every single street in the UK is a national trait...............Poles b!tch and moan at the drop of a hat,national Polish trait..................

News / Raising Poland's legal drinking age to 21 [95]

make it 25 then us adults can go out on a night out in relative peace.......or rather,without dodging round arsholed youths and collapsed young slappers....

Love / Is it true that Polish women are very busty? [71]


poor old belruss never catches a break eh? Russia,average D,Poland,average C ,belrus,average,A....