Traditionally-Polish salads, help needed

With 99% help from his enslaved wife, Paw made a presentation, and of course, the picture Heeee Dish looks way too good to be of his making.Poor saintly woman.

What?? My saintly wife enjoys all freedoms in our home. I never force her to do anything.


No, it doesn`t. I haven`t shown you even 20% of the salad. :):):):):

Coz I forgot to add that I also added almonds and fresh pepper to it!!!! Ha!!!!!

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It is very generous of you, that you keep her on a long chain. Otherwise, she would already run a mile..

Stop daydreaming about my wife. She isn`t for you. :):):) Can`t you get a new one for yourself??

Of course not, she was for Cargo, and since then you have kept her on a chain. A Bad monkey.

Darling, stop obsessing about my wife, this thread deals with salads. :):):):)

stop spewing nonsense, I'm talking about you a feminist keeping your wife on a chain, what a hypocrite.

In a salad thread. hahaha


Exactly!! :):):)

You see your problem, don't you? You get the perfect recipe, like Polish Bigos, and then try to improve on perfection, but you end up with unappetizing mamalyga.
Listen to the chef; she knows.

But bigos does look like an unappetising mamałyga.
Still tastes delicious.

I've had bigos that looked like something you'd be embarrassed to offer to a starving pig.... and it was delicious.

Once or twice I've had horrible bigos with a nasty taste... it didn't taste like it had gone bad or anything... it was just.... nasty. I think there might be some ingredient or combination that some people use (since every family has their own recipe) that just does horrible things in my mouth.

Well Lenks, don't forget I am talking to Pawian,I take a little liberty in the choice of expressions,I wouldn't dare conversing with you.

But this thread is about salads, so why do you go stray like a lost dog???? You are Poultry after all. Ha!!!

PS. I didn`t mentioned that I had added mayo to the salad to make it richer in calories.

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OK. OK, you, dog, I admit it looks edible; satisfied now?

Not for me, I would prefer something simpler.

No, coz I forgot to add that I had added still new ingredients.


Don`t look below then. Ha!!!

Smoked mountain cheese and tinned pineapple for sweet flavour.

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I can be so forgetful. This age!

One more thing I added to the salad was assorted sprouts.
I ate the last morsel of it today morning.

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Try an American salad aka the word salad.

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