Love / Polish-Islam Relationship Union [450]

The best religion in the world is nfjkwdnkf. It's better than ijfweiorh and eldfnhbr. And definitely superior to dnwehjbfj.

Come on, ppl. Jesus Christ Rules! And we all know that. And the best part... he didn't give us a religion. He gave us a revelation... that we are gods. John 10:34. Now that's your position in Christ. If you don't want that position and want to be treated like a slave and not like a son, you might as well follow the religion of kdlcferjklf, I hear they give extra fries with that!

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]

If he's a musician: You're the melody that's playing in my heart.

Love / how do i get rid of a girl? [90]

Write this to her:

Dear XXXX,
I hav somthing horrible to tel you. Something so horrible, it will outdoo anithing else you've ever conssidered horrible. It's the most horrible-est thing among horribilistic things. Horrendously horrifying horribility; the kinds even the horrifyingest horrifications would consider horribilous. It's my speling. So pleese don't ever aks me to write again. I'm embarrisstically embarrassed by the horribilosity of my horribilousness.

(Your name)

She'll never won't to read your emails again.

Life / rules and regulation for marrying a polish girl [68]


Okay, it's my turn to lie: The Pope's not catholic, he's muslim.
Now, it's your turn.
Nice game, ain't it?

Life / rules and regulation for marrying a polish girl [68]


Ha ha ha! That was a quick retort. You're right, she couldn't be after an Indian citizenship. You've charmed her.

But you're being borderline crazy if you're...


Think about it, mate! She may be all that and a bag of chips. But if you're being forced into it, then you're heading down to RegretVille. Re-evaluate the depth of the relationship - don't let the ring on her finger be the noose on your neck, boy. And before you post your reply please understand that we're responding exactly to what you've described, we're not conjuring anything up. G'luck! :)

Love / Pick up lines - the Polish style [110]

A guy with sex on his mind approaches a blond woman in the coffee shop.
HE: Fcuk me if I'm wrong. But is your name Wilhelmina?

Technically, he's supposed to get lucky.

Language / conjugation of verb wspiąć się [39]


Thanks J, you're a star!

Language / conjugation of verb wspiąć się [39]


Hi J, could you please tell me what's the polish word for "Undertaker"? Many thanks! :))

Travel / Wroclaw People, visiting tips needed! [11]

Paparazi, Lemoniada and Seven Cats. Put these pubs on your list. They're roundabouts the square. La Scala, a lovely Italian restaurant at the square, if you fancy good Italian fare. The Japanese Garden is lovely too; it's a zen zone - too much crowd on Sundays though, try another day.


Yes. A must-see.

Love / FEMALE 'BEST FRIEND' ACCORDING TO A POLISH GUY [22]


Ha ha. Must have called them all "best friends" and swiftly run out of chances. Orlandobelle, sometimes life throws a weird one at you, eh?

Love / Advice from the guys? English met a Polish guy. [40]

Agree with AvJoeUK. It's apparent that he treated you like a gentleman should. And it's not too hard to discern that he fancies you as well.


Did he not reply, or call you in reply, to your texts? If he did, then you've got game. If he hasn't, then that's very strange. Why the mixed signals? If he digs you enough to tuck you in bed, then he shouldn't be ignoring your texts without a very good reason.

Love / FEMALE 'BEST FRIEND' ACCORDING TO A POLISH GUY [22]


Is he the kind of guy "every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with"? That would explain his POV. Bcos popularity plays a major role in the internal wiring of the male. My opinion - he's non-committal to anything more than what he's offering you right now. Calling you 'best friend' is an excellent exit strategy he's implementing.

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]


Spoken like a true hunter! Kudos to you, fellowman!

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]


If my girlfriend would tell me "Jesteś seksowny" I'd be as pleased a dog licking a nut. :) Men like to hear that they're paramount. So phrases like "No one gets my motor running like the way you do, tiger!" or "You're the only god that's worshipped in this temple"... puts a man on top of the clan. Oh he'd clear the trash and do the dishes for you!!!

But avoid any comparision. Even if you're pitching him against himself. So words like "I'd clone you and do you both" or "I wish I had an island full of guys like you" are a no-no. It's the perfect recipe for a night with the boys!

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]

Ha ha ha. Yeah. Good one! :D

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]


Let me see...

If he's a baker: You're the only dough I'll ever knead. I'd be broke without you!
(It's a play on words: dough = money, knead = need)

If he's a manager: Hey baby, I want to manage your firm.
(naughty, naughty)

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]

If he's a doctor: You're the cure that heals me.
If he's a pilot: You're the radar that guides me.
If he's a banker: You're the deposit I'll guard with my life.
If he's a teacher: You're the thesis I want to work on tonight.
If he's a student: Get back to your room and study, twit!

Nice?

Love / how do you tell a polish guy he's sexy?? [54]

You could compare him to me. That would flatter him.

Nah... I'm just teasing you natalie. :))) It's been a happy day so far and I'm cruising... If I think of something meaningful I'll post it up for you.

Work / im an engineer and how can i migrate to poland....?? [6]

So the deal is at 5:10 you wanted a lifepartner, at 5:13 you wanted a Polish girlfriend, and ten minutes later you want a permanent residency in poland...

My advice for your 5:10 post - Understand the concept of a lifepartner first. Polish women don't wear their hearts on their sleeves. You've got to earn their respect before you earn their love.

For your 5:13 post - It's obvious that you just want to get out of your country real fast - lifepartner or girlfriend - you're really not bothered. You just want an easy way to get to Poland. You can't see the difference between your desperation and your aspiration.

For your 5: 23 post - Atta boy! Now you're coming clean. So here's wishing you good luck and hope you find a great job soon.

Love / I cheated on my girlfriend (I'm British, my gf is Polish) [167]


I feel the same way. In fact, I'm so in love with my Polish girl, I told her that I'll give her the world. So all of you - get off the planet. :)

UK, Ireland / Polish woman shot in London. [57]

Guns kill. Kill guns.

Love / What do men want with Polish Girls huh??? [72]

My Polish woman is an enigma, but I've kind of learnt to solve her. She's got a temper, but mostly for the right reasons. When I ask her why she is angry, she has a very logical explanation for it. So in her head she's worked it out that anger is the right response the situation warrants, so she has no qualms displaying it. But it's very shortlived. Once she vents her temper all by herself, she oozes sugar and spice and everything nice! In my opinion, Polish women are like little princesses - they're beautiful and dainty, but with a streak of royal pride.

Life / I want polish passport [86]

I knew a guy who had like 15 passports. Jason Borne. Yeah, that was him.

News / English vs. Polish hostility [323]

There's so much love and understanding on this thread... it's a welcome change! Way to go, Nigel. You've turned the tides.

News / English vs. Polish hostility [323]


It takes inner strength to own up to a fault. Most people tuck their apology into a flood of words and don't make such a clean breast of it like you did. Like your attitude, yo! Respect.

UK, Ireland / Brits and Poles - can't we all just... get along? [20]


There was this dude, I think he was Carribean, he drove straight into me. We both have dents now. These ethnic groups I tell ya...

- Telephone Pole

Life / I want polish passport [86]

Alright, here's another outrageous demand: I WANT TO BE BATMAN.

Life / I want polish passport [86]

Puzzler, I'm signing off dude. Good to know you. Catch you 2mrw phaps. Be a good dog, yo!

Life / I want polish passport [86]


Yeah, man! Some guys just walk into it, if you know what I mean :)

I want the Titanic rebuilt. You've got 30 seconds... WTF? LOL!!!

Life / I want polish passport [86]


Place marriage on microwavable plate, and turn on the microwave to high for about 3 and half minutes. Remove passport. Serve.

Caution: contents may be hot.