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I want polish passport


Alper 2 | 6  
23 Sep 2007 /  #1
if i get married in poland, can i work in the u.k. and apply for my polish citizenship from the u.k. and when can I get polish passport ??

any one can help me please!!!
Hmmm 1 | 69  
23 Sep 2007 /  #2
and when can I get polish passport ??

Place marriage on microwavable plate, and turn on the microwave to high for about 3 and half minutes. Remove passport. Serve.

Caution: contents may be hot.
Puzzler 9 | 1,089  
23 Sep 2007 /  #3
re Place marriage on [etc]

- Still horsing around?
;)
Hmmm 1 | 69  
23 Sep 2007 /  #4
Still horsing around?

Yeah, man! Some guys just walk into it, if you know what I mean :)

I want the Titanic rebuilt. You've got 30 seconds... WTF? LOL!!!
OP Alper 2 | 6  
23 Sep 2007 /  #5
come on guys! I am serious !!!!
Shawn_H  
23 Sep 2007 /  #6
Username: Alper
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There are a number of very intelligent Russians who frequent this forum. As a doctor, you must be one of the most intelligent Russians on the forum. I commend you on your mastery of the "Middle America Dolt Dialect" It is one that takes decades to perfect.

Welcome to the forum!
Hmmm 1 | 69  
23 Sep 2007 /  #7
Puzzler, I'm signing off dude. Good to know you. Catch you 2mrw phaps. Be a good dog, yo!
Puzzler 9 | 1,089  
23 Sep 2007 /  #8
re: I commend you on your mastery of the "Middle America Dolt Dialect"

- Me too. What a brainy Russkiy indeed.

;)
Grzegorz_ 51 | 6,163  
23 Sep 2007 /  #9
and when can I get polish passport ??

In 23rd century.
Puzzler 9 | 1,089  
23 Sep 2007 /  #10
Good night, Hmmm. Nice to talk, er, whine with you. ;)

Take care.

;)
Shawn_H  
23 Sep 2007 /  #11
3AM G?
See ya Puzz.
OP Alper 2 | 6  
23 Sep 2007 /  #12
I am NOT russia .....I am in russia for a short period ....
Grzegorz_ 51 | 6,163  
23 Sep 2007 /  #13
Seriously you would have to wait years to get citizenship even If you are married to a Polish citizen.

3AM G?

Yes...

I am NOT russia

Not surprising...
Puzzler 9 | 1,089  
23 Sep 2007 /  #14
Greg, he's not a Russian... He's you-know-which-'nationality' from America....
:)

Yeah, it's so bloody late, and I'm insomniac tonight. See you tomorrow, Shawn. Have a good sleep, man.
Eurola 4 | 1,906  
23 Sep 2007 /  #15
Alper, we all seem to expect instant solution to our whims, but passports are not cooked in a microwave :) Be prepared to wait a long time.

Sleepless night G?
Hi Shawn, I involuntarily stayed away for a while. No internet and the "techies" could not figure out what was wrong...until they changed an outside cables.

In the process, I had all equipment inside i.e.cables, modem IVP etc..replaced for nothing, hehehehe.
OP Alper 2 | 6  
23 Sep 2007 /  #16
long time?? how many years ?
Eurola 4 | 1,906  
23 Sep 2007 /  #17
well, I don't know how it works in Poland, but I assume the process might be similar to the US one.
1st - find a girl to marry for love (or money) - a year or two
2nd - stay married at least 2 or 3 years before getting a legal status
3rd - you need to have 5 years of legal status before applying for citizenship.
4th - wait 3-6 months for your passport.
5th - you do the math
6th - smile
Antos 6 | 18  
23 Sep 2007 /  #18
What about getting a passport based upon your family heritage?
Firestorm 6 | 400  
23 Sep 2007 /  #19
Sounds like someone wants to sneak in through a backdoor...
But whichever way round you go.
You need Citizenship of a member country to Enter without a Visa
Or a Wife/Husband from that country.
Then..
Stay married at least 2 or 3 years before getting a legal status
3rd - you need to have 5 years of legal status before applying for citizenship.
4th - wait 3-6 months for your passport.
5th - you do the math
6th - smile

Shrug
kwiatkovskikid - | 2  
24 Sep 2007 /  #20
what's the hurry? you've got a whole lifetime, and if she's the right girl for you, it won't matter how many years, because it'll just pass by and you won't even mind. ^__^ good luck alper.
Outspoken - | 19  
24 Sep 2007 /  #21
if i get married in poland, can i work in the u.k.

What has this got to do with nationality or work status?

and apply for my polish citizenship from the u.k.

No! (Shakes head and puts arm around him in an avuncular manner)

when can I get polish passport ??

Are you Borat?
Kilkline 1 | 689  
24 Sep 2007 /  #22
I'm starting to believe that Polish women are the Trojan horse into Britain for every Third World Sweaty who wants a council house.
Hmmm 1 | 69  
24 Sep 2007 /  #23
Alright, here's another outrageous demand: I WANT TO BE BATMAN.
OP Alper 2 | 6  
24 Sep 2007 /  #24
Thank you guys !!
Outspoken - | 19  
24 Sep 2007 /  #25
Alper, don't play the victim here, you asked a ridiculous question and we responded with equally ridiculous answers.
Go to the respective consulates and they will answer all your questions. Don't come back and throw your teddy around.
Puzzler 9 | 1,089  
24 Sep 2007 /  #26
re: I'm starting to believe that Polish women are the Trojan horse into Britain for every Third World Sweaty who wants a council house

- The Third World folks pour into UK, in a vast majority of cases, wthout the Polish women's help. Blame your government and media psychopaths, and also yourself for that, not Poles, pal.
Michal - | 1,865  
24 Sep 2007 /  #27
If you are a Russian national and you are marrying a Polish citizen then I would imagine it would be a simple formality to be able to obtain the rights to a Polish passport after a certain qualifying period. You can of course buy a Polish passport just like you can buy everything in Poland like a driving license. simply pay your money and wait a week or so and it should be ready. We have many such people coming in to England now with these fraudulent documents. The Poles will sell anything for a price-even their own grandmothers even though they all trudge all the way to church on a Sunday!

In 23rd century.

Come on, where did you get your rotten magister from? You know as well as me that you can buy anything and everything in Poland. Next time, buy yourself a British university degree instead!
truhlei 10 | 332  
24 Sep 2007 /  #28
If you are a Russian national and you are marrying a Polish citizen then I would imagine it would be a simple formality to be able to obtain the rights to a Polish passport after a certain qualifying period. You can of course buy a Polish passport just like you can buy everything in Poland like a driving license. simply pay your money and wait a week or so and it should be ready.

Michal,
I think you have a wrong idea. There may be criminals and some corrupted servants that sell Polish pasports buy each serious control will discover everything.

We have the same problem in Russia now. Many Russian passports were received despite legislature and now their owners have problems including those ethnic Russian repatriants who legally had right to citizenship.

Besides that there are some details in the question we didn't notice.
It is known that those who have Polish wives or husbands can receive Polish citizenship in some years. If they live all this time in Poland.

And the question is that in this situation the future Polish wife lives in UK and that married couple is going to continue living there.

So the question is: Will unPolish husband receive Polish citizenship if he as well as his wife aren't Polish citizens?
Alle the future children of this couple will become Poles without any doubt although they were born outside. And what about their father?

To Polish participants:
I don't know the motiyes of this question. But I think they may be quite honest and reasonable. Many problems can appear in the family if wife and husband have different status, have different right to work in EU states, to spend holidays if one depends upon visas and the other no.

For some years this can be taken easy. And for the rest of the life?
I think a serious man takes all this into account if he really wants to spend with his wife the rest of life.
Michal - | 1,865  
25 Sep 2007 /  #29
Will unPolish husband receive Polish citizenship if he as well as his wife aren't Polish citizens?

I understand more now. Why should a Russian not even married to a Polish person have Polish citizenship? The answer is NO for sure. My wife is Polish and I have no rights in Poland at all not to a passport or anything else for that matter.
sapphire 22 | 1,241  
25 Sep 2007 /  #30
I have no rights in Poland at all not to a passport or anything else for that matter.

Im sure most Polish citizens will be relieved to hear that :)

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