Ogorki
4 Aug 2008
Love / Attending a Polish wedding on my own (I'm English) [25]
If you are going to a country wedding: church bit same as UK. Dinner soon turns into party. You will be seated next to a single girl who will keep looking at you. You will soon become the centre of attention with all the middle aged ladies and you will be offered Wodka very early on. Even if you say no - you will get some. They are relentless. You will drink the Wodka because the men will call you a pu*sy if you don't. Wodka has a delayed reaction. You will drink and think ,"this is nothing!". Later it will suddenly kick in - the wedding will spill out into the garden/street - you will find yourself singing your heart out with the rest (even though you don'y know the words) - you will find yourself dancing with some strange crazy woman - and the rest will be history - for you to remember for the rest of your life. Do NOT plan anything for the next day - because you are still a guest at the wedding (Day 2) Do not plan anything on the third day - because you will be very ill.
If you go to a city wedding (same as above) but there will be no garden.
If you are going to a country wedding: church bit same as UK. Dinner soon turns into party. You will be seated next to a single girl who will keep looking at you. You will soon become the centre of attention with all the middle aged ladies and you will be offered Wodka very early on. Even if you say no - you will get some. They are relentless. You will drink the Wodka because the men will call you a pu*sy if you don't. Wodka has a delayed reaction. You will drink and think ,"this is nothing!". Later it will suddenly kick in - the wedding will spill out into the garden/street - you will find yourself singing your heart out with the rest (even though you don'y know the words) - you will find yourself dancing with some strange crazy woman - and the rest will be history - for you to remember for the rest of your life. Do NOT plan anything for the next day - because you are still a guest at the wedding (Day 2) Do not plan anything on the third day - because you will be very ill.
If you go to a city wedding (same as above) but there will be no garden.