Toilet seat manners of British and Polish males

I know brits(most males) dont lift or put down the toilets seats after they go,lately I noticed polish males do same,isnt that very inconvenient and not hygienic for females?

No, we don't.

are you meaning only brits do:)

I'd say they generally don't either, you must have come accross some dirty people...

Rubbish.


Maybe the ones you hang with.

English men have somebody to do such menial functions for them. Here's a photo showing that:

In this photograph the English gentleman is adjusting his trousers before sitting down while his seat wallah takes care of the menial task. I believe it would rather similar to what Indian people refer to as the caste system.

^ha ha^

You strike me as the kind of guy who would deliberately p1ss all over the toilet with seat gag man.

WB I heard a cracking story the other week. I was having drink with a mate who owns a little place in Warsaw when the manager of the place came over and told us about some old Indian bloke who the evening before had come running out of the toilet shouting "in this weird almost American accent" about how he was going to sue them for having an unsafe toilet and he needed medical treatment after he'd hit his head because of their negligence. Turns out that the said 'gentleman' had been standing on the edge of the toilet so he could squat above the bowl (instead of just sitting on the seat), but instead of lifting the seat up, he'd been standing on the seat. The seat broke and he fell off (managing to sh*t all over the place and on himself). The staff laughed at him at first and then threw him out when he wouldn't shut up about it (and when they realised where the smell was coming from). He was last heard threatening to write negative reviews about the place all over the internet.

Pity I missed all the fun really.

dont get upset:)) here have a laugh lil offtopic but will make your day.. fionasplace.net/irishjokes/englishmanjokes.html

Since the times of Corona, we have had a toilet seat disinfectant at work. Everyone disinfects themselves before or after and there is no problem.

The coronavirus is not spread through your ass. You are thinking of another disease, surely.

Currently yes, but this disinfection craze came with corona. Then everything was disinfected.

Usually German males urinate sitting down and so the toilet seat is never left up!

I cannot confirm this.

Oh, but I can:-)

LOl Its like the brits in Poland do it by raising there one leg lol jon can confirm that:)

Certainly, especially if they're called shetland sheepdogs.

I don`t know about British males but as a Polish male ape I take off the seat and wash it thoroughly before major holidays.

Here, I am educating another male how to do it properly.

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When was the last time you were in Germany ?
30 years ago ? 40 years ago ? 50 years ago ?

See the chauvinism here ?
Why not ALWAYS leave the toilet seat up until you want to use it ?
Put it down, use it and put it back up when you are done with it.
Makes much more sense to me.

Pissing standing at home is disgusting and without an upside.

In your own home you can do whatever you want.

Pissing standing at home is disgusting and without an upside.

You always sit to touch the iron under the seat and only then you feel safe in the toilet. This America!!!! :):):)

Do you shlt in the kitchen? It's your own home, right?

Why then do you pizz on the bathroom floor?

OK...your aim is perfect... all the time...day and night ... drunk or sober... I got it...

I can still see and aim.

You got to be kidding?

Dont do it in public or you just might make some new friends..lol

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I never pizz or crap in public.

At home, I pizz sitting because my aim is not as good as at the range. I hate the smell of urine on the floor - even my own.

Ill pi$$ anywhere, side of the road, write my name in the snow, 3am side of a dumpster... Its Miller time! Hahahaha

I never crap in any public bathroom, no way.


My aim is still good.

If you sit down you don't have to aim. In fact, you can even post on PF at the same time...

When you are done with both you can say that you are really pi$$ed off...

Not with dirty hands.....disgusting.