Women of course should never laugh.
Because women have no sense of humor. Too damn serious and that's why they like weddings and wakes so much. Plus, black makes them look less fat.
There is nothing more disgusting than wailing women. They don't even know how to cry. Instead, they sob and moan - whatever the fu*ck that is - and never stop talking in that high-pitched voice.
Guys, when we tear up, we stop, regain our composure in silence, and resume.
Women don't know how to even spell self-deprecation - forget about actually doing it.