gorilla troops
We already have pawian troops, so that's covered.
Anyways, I have only just realised that Poland is not punished enough in the above points for her support to Ukraine, so...
8) Poland gives Silesia, Pomerania and Lebuser Land to Germany; Kladská Kotlina and Polish part of Těšínské Slezsko to Czechia, and Warsaw is divided into Russian, Chinese, Iranian and North Korean occupational zones.
9) Poland admits that Copernicus was German, Chopin French and that it was Russians who first invented vodka (and to really rub it in, that it was actually the French who taught us how to eat with knife and fork).
Hopefully, the Poland/West haters here will come up with more brilliant ideas.