Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2

So in fact another meltdown, at least this time without the false claims of being a millionaire financial markets trader.

To keep it on topic, I had a bit of nice news the other day from ERNIE. Like all investments, it's a bit of a gamble however it's true what they say that the longer you hold them the more worthwhile they are.

Always good to start the day with laughing at yet another Jimmy Poorhouse melt-down! He's really not having a good weekend: first he finds out that he's been shown to be an utter fool by believing that I'm in a photo that I'm not in, next he tries to make people think he really does still own shares that he boasted about selling a couple of weeks ago but he gets caught posting somebody else's image, and then it comes out that he's such a creep he shares photos of former members of this forum in their coffins!

Here's an investment offer: I'll bet you dollars against donuts that Jimmy Poorhouse won't say who he claims I am in the photo which used to be his all-time favourite photo! Even Jimmy realises that he's been busted yet again! LOL! Hoot!

Another of my modest investments was gold during YTK at around $350 an ounce.
Today it has reached $2750 an ounce and still going up.
Takes money to make money.

Another day, another laughable lie from Jimmy Poorhouse! He's too dumb to realise that the price of gold back then is just a click away, so we can all see he's lying:
letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+was+the+price+of+gold+in+2000

Why does he bother? Even a fantasist as delusional as him must realise that everybody knows he's living in a shack in the woods without two pennies to rub together. And now he's even lost his favourite photo, the one he's for years fantasised about me being in. LOL! Hoot!

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Maybe I will just give away my gold coins for Christmas presents this year since they would make unique presents for the kids to hang onto for 25 years like I did.
They are really no use to me anymore.

Grow up man! they are just bits of chocolate covered in gold covered foil !!!

I don't expect the Market to do much until after the election.
If President Trump wins, I am positioned well. (Drill baby drill $$$$)
If the Enemy wins there is no doubt America will be going to war again and we know what that means.

You mean they are just bits of fantasy chocolate covered with fantasy gold-coloured foil. Jimmy Poorhouse doesn't have enough money to buy actual chocolate covered with actual gold-coloured foil! Jimmy Poorhouse doesn't even have enough money to buy a cup of tea in a cafe, as shown by him claiming that 30 cups of tea at a cafe costs less than a month's mobile internet! LOL! Hoot!

The stock market will be reacting favorably on the open to Trumps landslide win.
The American people have spoken !
Happy days are here Again for investors !
And mystic Jimmy has himself very well positioned in the Market for Trumps win.
Any bets on what the Market will do today ?
Oh that's right, you lost all your money on a Suckers bet betting that Coat Hanger Harris would win the election. Hoot !

Blimey: just checked and I'm up 5.1% on the day! Maybe orange will result in us in the EU making some green.

See, Trump is making you some jingle.
Vote Republican and you will prosper.


Take a look at TESLA that is up 13.5% or $34 per share today.
That's $3,400 on a 100 shares for today. :-)

Remember when Tesla was at $215 and I was being mocked back in the summer of 2023 ?

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/stock-market-trading-talk-85560/23/#msg1923619

Tesla stock today is at $346.up $131 per share since then.
A hundred shares would have made you over $13,000 fifteen months later.

stock market is really attractive to people who like chill and relax. but it takes guts and work. Be safe! :)

Yes, especially to us old retirees that still enjoy making money.
Some people make money by what they know, and some people make money by what they do.

Quoting post #101 of October 24th of 2024

Here we are 7 weeks later and Tesla is presently at $354 today, up $100 a share from then.
Now if Diminishing Hairy Lazarus would have just listened to Poorhouse Jimmy and bought a hundred shares of Tesla at $254 he now, (seven weeks later) would have made himself a cool $10.000 which is more than he has ever made in a year.
How does mystic Jimmy do it is right. Hoot !
How does that saying go......"he who laughs last wins" ?
Now its Lazarus's turn to tip us with a stock.
(Crickets)