It shouldn't 'crack you up' as much as sadden you.
Oh, don't be such a demagogue, jon357 :)))
What cracked me up was your comment about "vodka and tinned herring" being a "non-Western" thing :):
balticrun.com/vodka-belt-europe/
Of course not, however countries in eastern and Central Europe do score highly in the rankings for damage caused by alcohol.
And Western countries do score highly in the rankings for damage caused by drug abuse:
commonwealthfund.org/blog/2022/too-many-lives-lost-comparing-overdose-mortality-rates-policy-solutions
Perhaps it's because they're a wine culture and go for quality rather than quantity.
I think it's mainly due to climate:
"Basically, in the Vodka Belt, it's too cold for grapes to grow."