Because however ****** up the US is right now, that would never happen
America:
1) Had the CIA operate "Black Sites" in countries such as Poland and Romania, where prisoners were held outside any legal process, and incommunicado for years. There, the noble Polish security forces applied "enhanced interrogation techniques" against the detainees.
Internal CIA documents admit some detainees were wrongly imprisoned, but held for years regardless.
2) When Polish torture was not brutal enough, the US would use "extraordinary rendition" of suspects to foreign intelligence services - like Egypt, Syria, Jordan, and Morocco - whose interrogation methods the U.S. deliberately relied upon. People rarely emerged alive from these ordeals, but when they did - it was often emaciated and with missing fingernails.
3) The US ran what effectively amounted to death camps in the Iraqi and Afghan prison systems (Abu Ghraib most prominent example). Go and read for yourself if you have a strong stomach.
4) Through "kill lists" and "disposition matrices" (which were drafted without any judicial oversight, and the standards of evidence for which were classified) the United States killed tens of thousands of people around the world using drones. Among them, hundreds, if not thousands of innocents. From Yemeni wedding parties, to British journalists.
5) US solders massacred (Haditha Massacre), raped (Mahmudiya Murder-Rape), and looted the people of Iraq (billions missing under Coalition Provisional Authority).
6) Blackwater was created, which became a footprint for Wagner. At the Nissour Square Massacre, Blackwater contractors killed 17 Iraqi civilians in broad daylight. Presidential pardons were granted to each member of that team.
7) Oh and I forgot to mention, that while the United States prosecuted its war on terror - it became best buddies with dictators in places like Uzbekistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, etc. Providing those governments with sophisticated surveillance tools, and tools of repression, which were immediately used against political opponents.
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Russia is a little fairy princess in comparison to America, which was the first to show that the rules were not written for the "big boys".