Scandalous.
God disappeared for seven days. He returned happy and content. The Apostle Paul immediately asked:
- Where have you been?
- Yes, I created a new planet, called Earth. And I created everything with balance and contrast. You see, North America will be inhabited by rich people. But in South America, there will be poor people. And in Europe, there will be white people. And in Africa, there will be black people.
- And what's that little green island in the north?
- Oh, that's Ireland! A place where cheerful people, great musicians, will be born. They will travel a lot and brew the amazing dark Guinness.
- Where's the balance and contrast?
- Ah, Paul, you don't know yet what kind of fcuking bastards I'll settle on the neighboring island.