Ten things to remember when you have a Polish girlfriend

How about 10 things to remember if you ARE a Polish girlfriend?
I can think of one right away: anything you are better at then he is, you might want to pretend it is an accident. If you can't do that, have a list in mind to remind him of all the things he can do better.

HAHAHA Still spreading this myth?

A marvel? The system which condones cheating and has next to no effective punishments for those caught cheating? The same system which teaches endless useless rubbish to university students, just because they can't sack old professors with out of date knowledge? The same system that wastes endless amounts of money on having a break between secondary and high schools? The same system that allows schools to have double or even triple shifts, rather than simply putting the kids into "worse" schools? The same system that produces endless amounts of inexperienced individuals with a "master" degree, yet the same people end up working for 1500zl netto? Or the same system that equips the same students with absolutely no work skills?

There are some good aspects, but the Polish education system is very poor in many respects.

1) It's always Aniołku anyway so I can get round that one

2) Yeah, flowers brighten up the place so I don't mind buying them

3) It depends on her preferences. My wife loves mending things. The tea? It depends who is closer :)

4) It isn't always that way but painful when it is. Still, keeping the pace slow is no bad thing at times

5) You can touch them in such situations. Is that so bad? ;)

6) I was chatting with her mum today. I got the thumbs up very early on so I can't complain.

7) Oh, she outstrips me in the eating department but she's still 40 kgs lighter. Ah well, my diet, 2 footie games and swimming in the next 3 days will set me off on a good road. 2am is her munching time.

8) Oh, my wife thinks differently. I can't kiss any other woman bar her.

9) She would like to think so. We speak the same languages (English and Polish) and we know the same other languages pretty well (French and Japanese). Her parents speak fluent German so she was exposed to some as a kid.

10) Yeah, she enjoys it ;)

Could you elaborate? I don't understand the secondary school vs high school differentiation, and I have no idea of what "break" you might be speaking. Like a period of free time, or what?

Am puzzled.

Agree 100%. Im suprise that foreigner can be so deep into polish problems...


She dont let you to greet her friends by kiss in cheek?


Not me.

I have been with a Polish girl for 1,5 years. I can not say I am agree with all of them and most of them are same for girls from all over world ... Anyway I can add this Polish girls are more jealous than others ... :=)

Jealous dear, who dear? Polish girls dear? Yes dear ;) ;)

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Island1 I rally enjoyed your article this one and the previouse one. You have great sense of humor and know how to write in intresting way :)

The problem with the educational system is that middle class wants to force their incompetent offsprings which I call shitters in high positions.They have invented some systems to do that but lately the model doesn't not function because we think how to demolish them from the ground.Basically it is tricky causing damage and sabotage from the inside till everything collapses.You see how it works in Greece,

Polish girls are very touchy touchy and it drives me mental,
i hate holding hands and cuddling in public, although i guess i know Polish guys that are very touchy with their girls too so it works both way, i hate it though.

That opening doors thing is stupid too, like, you've got a pair of hands you open the door.
Polsih girls dont like football, wtf is up with that? ok a lot of girls dont like football but you'll find a few that will.

Polish girls have, mostly a crap taste in music. So it's mostly the music on radio or in nightclubs, sh*t!

Oh and stingy, but Poles are up their with Scots when it comes to spending money.

On the plus side they like to party and have the banter and they are extremely horny and the most beautiful in the world

You don't deserve these women, leave them to someone who actually appreciates them.

? So you hate being touched, but you think its great that they're horny? Can you have one without the other?

Yes,yesterday tow of my polish girlfriends grabbed my arms simoultaneously.I told them leave me the area is full of lone pervs if they see me with two girls on arms I will have problems.

But in general polish girls like touching.


Yes,they give you everything to repair,make it work etc.They just do not try to find a way they wait for the man to find a solution for this sort of things(good choice,usually we understand better how things work).


They like rap and disco polo which is fine.


Four true conclusions.Only ukrainian girls can display the same level of horniness.Slavic girls are always excited I don't know why.Compared to our cold fish they are marvel.

naw, i'm just not into public displays of affection, it's reminds me of teenagers.

Horny is for the bedroom.

Anyway, i dont see the prob, i'm a huge fan of Polish chicks, they're the best in the world, my criticism were pretty trivial and the over-reaction was nothing but typical

No, it's not. It's crap. Thankfully none, and I mean, none of my Polish friends, male or female like this sh*t.


Watching footy is only slightly more exciting than watching paint dry, but not much.

Even old people hold hands..its normal....sticking your tongue down someones throat in public is different and not cool.


How boring. What about the livingroom, the bathroom, the kitchen and the local park?


My ex was happy I hated footie, he was also happy that I'd drop him off sober on match days and pick up not so sober, that was the extent of my involvement in football and it worked well..I actually find it quite unnatural when women clad themselves in football shirts and understand the offside rule.

The girls seldom understand the magic of ball rolling.I remember when we played football with whatever availabale(commonly plastic bottles) in school and girls just spoke to each other.I always thought girls are so useless they cannot play football,they don't hunt they only talk and talk.

and what music do you listen which is not crap?

I think that anyone who does not like disco polo should leave his ambitions to get a polish girlfriend.

It seems you like village girls...

How do you know?

There you go Delphi finally coming to accept reality, you can tell youve recently hit the two year mark in Poland. LOL.

i dont know why there are many post about polish girls...with several ways regulations to follow..

it makes no sense
every girls has to be respected and treated the same way..
latin guys love girls, and treat them the way they deserve..

they are angels =)

by the way i love polish girls =P

So maybe Strzelec35 is spot on when he complains all the time about Polish girls being cold and gamey gold digging control freaks.
I have read to many posts here that agree with him.
I wonder why Ukrainian girls don't seem to have those feminist traits.
Any idea's why this is so ?

The answer is simple, johnny_reb - you didn't like my thread about rape and sexual abuse and so now you're taking it out on Polish women, as usual. That's petty and childish, btw.

great thread. indeed. great thread.

Nothing could be further from the truth, Paulina.
More like you are taking it out on me. lol
All you did was verify that it is pretty much the truth.
Now stay on topic so you don't get this thread closed to bury this one too.


I had a feeling you would be able to constructively add to it. :-)
(side note: notice how they were saying the same thing ten years ago)

yea they're real bad like worse than Vietnamese or Asian women, or like the ones in silicon valley. but they are more vulgar or rude and standoffish. at least the Asian ones genuinely like sex and dont hold you multiple times not getting it saying you have to wait. the Asians are freaks they're just super about looks money and suits. but ive never seen a single woman expect flowers outside Polish on a regular basis for example. Russian women are so much superior its not even funny. even older Russian women again genuinely like sex and dont treat it like a commodity. Polish women will say **** like oh shes cheap or she give sit up for cheap or too easily like its for sale. like not even mentioning the fact i do most the work and by the way many Polish women just lay there or dont do any oral even dont suck etc. ive met like two freaky Polish ones in four yrs here and one was somewhat chubby the other one at the Irish pub in Warsaw was like different she was like a super classy lady like a librarian type with glasses but just did everything. probably been alone for a long time i dont know.