I am not inventing it now,
So you admit that you 'invent' things that you post here which are not actually true.
One of the superstitions I remember was that my babcia told me was that you never to count the pierogi while they're still boiling.
All that did was make me sure to count them. lol
I used to have a chaffeur to drive me to various workplaces
No wonder you never learned how to ride a bicycle.