What are you on about?
You said you don't see any contradiction between believing in fairies, banshees, and leprechauns - and believing in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. In doing so, you gave a heart attack to half of our respected readership.
Best not to advertise the strange customs of your godforsaken island.
oh master of witicisms!
These are not witticisms, but low-effort puns.
I can produce 5 off the top of my head.
1) Gnome of Thrones
2) Gnomeo and Juliet
3) The Gnome Ranger
4) Gnomeland Security
5) Gnome Alone