The Best Things About Poland

@mafketis I live in their spawning ground, where they slither from their ichorous eggs before making their instinctual migration to Stadion Legii, shaven-headed and tattooed with flares and spraypaints in hand from the moment of birth

@Admin

This is nothing short of trolling. The c*nt promised that he would leave but didn't keep his word (as c*nts never do).

158 posts, most of them nothing else but boring and repetitive trolling, and not even a warning? How long will this lowlife be allowed to continue? If it's a new member - just ban him. If it's an old one trolling under a new username - ban both. You have the "ban" button for a reason--use it.

What's your problem? At least he is trying to be creative. Of his 150-something posts, only one has been original. It was good enough to make me laugh, and that is something.

If they don't mummify them all in plastic pickle barrels like that couple in Łódź a few years ago.


Shaven only on top and at the sides. Left shaggy on the back of the head in a 'Małopolska Mullet'.

I suppose I've finally gotten too old for that kind of sh*thead trolling.

@Torq
We haven't had it for so long that it's refreshing.

And he writes extremely well.

No, you are still young and Polish, and you are passionate about things people say or write.

I take what I need from forums and ignore the rest. His trolling is harmless.

@Torq
Your whambulance is on its way, sir. Please be patient.

But btw THIS is the thing I get banned for? Poking a little fun at the excellent men of culture who cover the neighbourhood and city I live in with scrawl about their football team? Good god, pan.

Ah, I've got it. Legia supporter? ;D

You immediately transition into Gothic style. You should remember that people might be eating while scrolling through those forums. I guess there's no consideration for them.

@Torq
Perhaps you mistakenly thought I meant all Poles in that comment. Even given my often mixed feelings about this country, I would never tar the entire nation with the same brush as those Legia 'fans'.

Besides, Poles (aside from Legia fans) don't come from eggs. Everyone knows God makes them in his lab from a combination of dill, nationalism and melancholy ;pppppp

Who cares? Feel free to do it. After all, it is common knowledge that due to the isolated location, Britons are inbred.

Zero.

They can always read novichok's daily rays of sunshine instead.


They make them in rooms behing Sphinx restaurants out of marjoram and very weak tea.

@Ironside
Lol! Only the really posh ones. The rest of us are mixing with the considerably hotter peoples from former colonies. (This is a comment that is gonna get the 4channers here donning their pointy hats and white sheets...)

Meanwhile, despite being slap bang in the centre (NOT east!!) of Europe, Poles are remarkably homogenous. Pole's idea of a mixed ethnicity: "my great grandmother was Ukrainian".

Oh, I'm not crying, just vomiting.


Ever since March 1991 and the epic battle against Sampdoria in Cup Winners Cup QF. Szczęsny (the father) in goal, young Kowalczyk with a double... Czachowski, Pisz, Kubicki - what a team it was! And then, still in the 90s, Champions League, the game in Warsaw against Blackburn with Shearer, Sherwood and Sutton - 1:0 Legia. Ahhh... those were the days.

So let's just make one thing clear: you can make derogatory comments about Polish emigrants in the UK (most of them are patologia and peasants anyway), you can insult the president, the prime minister and the Pope, but if you keep sh*tting on Legia, we're going to have a problem.

:)

@Torq
Ahhh the emigrants are OK really. I'm just insanely jealous of how lavishly they're accommodated in the UK supermarkets. VEGAN KABANOSY!!

I'll stop sh*tting on Legia when they stop writing Ls all over my neighbourhood ;) but I'll try to keep the comments respectful and to a minimum!

Those Ls will remain as long as Poland remains and as long as faithful, decent and honourable Legia fans walk this land; Legia's spirit shall never kneel, nor her colours fade. So there.


Brilliant.

Do you have any comments about the state of our western border, considering your support for Tusk?

Have you missed the recent thread in which I said that Tusk should resign, hide somewhere in Kaszuby, and never come back to Polish public life?

As for the western border, it is indeed slightly annoying, especially that apparently some of the third worlders dropped here by the German police were placed in orphanages where they made official complaints about the length of some of the girls' dresses. The audacity! I wonder if there are still some skinheads left in Poland or will the Old Guard have to put on their bomber jackets and heavy boots again.

I would advise against such actions, as they could be used as a pretext for the government to suppress the opposition and would undoubtedly be exaggerated by their propaganda. Tusk's harmful policies and Germany's audacity will lead even those who are simply trying to go about their lives to cry out for order when faced with issues, such as wild individuals causing theft or worse.

Removing this traitorous and incompetent government should be a top priority.

What do you mean exactly, Alien?

Which post are you asking about?

On which post were you commenting?

Maybe I'll go to Poland for a while over the weekend. I wonder if I'll meet "border defenders."

Years ago I heard there was an urban legend (hopefully) about what Legia ultras did to dogs....

That is only a recent phenomenon. Such homogeneity, which has been noted many times, is nothing unusual in Europe. Take Sweden, for instance, until recently, or Iceland, Austria, or even Germany before 2000. Mass migration has changed the picture somewhat, but most European countries, including England, have been and still are, for the most part, quite homogeneous.

Why is Poland's homogeneity a recent development? It dates back to 1945 when large masses of people were forcibly transferred in various directions, along with the major border shifts that followed, leading to the Poland we know today. Historically, Poland was much more diverse than many other countries in Europe for a long time. Before the war, only 60% of the citizens in Poland identified as Polish.

So, you still have a long way to go before reaching 60% of the British compared to all the others.

What is that even supposed to mean?

Britain needs to take in 40% of diverse ethnicities to reach Poland's pre-war levels of diversity. I know you might not understand; it's a joke, but progressives probably won't find it funny

That means even less.

It means you have no sense of humor; bring some bacon for your starving countryman.