What we need are thermometers which contain no mercury whatsoever.
Nor alcohol. Alcohol is bad for you.
Oh, I heard about a man who stepped on broken glass, got a splinter in his blood, it travelled to his heart, and killed him on the spot. Myth?
Not the saddest nation on Earth, no. Perhaps one of them ;) Nah, some are happy and many aren't. That's my take.
I am said. I know it. Now I do agree, that I do not constitute the nation. Sad, innit...