Poles can build their own houses
For a Western price, maybe. Even my richest Polish relatives live in a wielka płyta - it's probably worth over a million PLN, but it's still hardly a "house".
So Poles with houses live much better than their British counterparts
In that case, please tell them to stay in Poland and stop telling us that they move to the UK for a better life ;)
British counterparts with their poxy rotten teeny-weeny wooden windows
What's wrong with wooden windows?? Mine are uPVC but they still work!
stinking carpeted floors
I don't have any carpets, I have laminate and rugs - much more fashionable and cleaner, too.
creaking floorboards
No creaks here! What kind of British property have you visited? A squat??
Considering that most Poles (including all my family) live in medium or high-rise concrete blocks, whereas I and all my British relatives live in properly-built brick or stone houses or flats, your post is hilarious! :D
Most people have laminate or oak these days.
You tell 'im, our kid! :D