UK, Ireland / A collection of noimmigration's threads or "STAY AWAY from BRITAIN" [978]

It has nothing to do with Polish workers in the UK people migrating to do menial tasks has been going on for centuries, You have far to much time on your hands, Can't you just get back to looking at pictures of naked ladies from the comfort of your parents attic instead of trying to cause conflict for no apparent reason?

Noimmi, Would you say any of the things you say on here about Polish people living in the UK to somebody face to face or are you just a keyboard warrior?

Love / Asian guy in love with Polish girl (any chance?) [125]

O in that case good luck dude! I know its hard for foreigners to get on well with Polish girls in Poland but in your case try your best Be a gent and see what happens :D

USA, Canada / How to get Drivers license in IL without social security? [96]

lol I don't know where IL is but still :D thats just funny, Keep walking dude driving is for us "better people"

Love / Asian guy in love with Polish girl (any chance?) [125]

Wouldnt count on it dude! sorry :( It shouldn't matter where you come from but in Poland it does,

UK, Ireland / A collection of noimmigration's threads or "STAY AWAY from BRITAIN" [978]


I welcome the poles they will willingly work for a reasonable wage doing any type of work and they do a good job unlike lazy, unemployed scottish wasters,


Probably as it was communist but I dont think scotland has an excuse for being backwards does it?

Just to add, I lived in scotland for 7 years and found 90% of the people very friendly and it was a nice place to live, Its just the narrow minded f*ckwits like our friend here that irritate me,

noimm, Why are you posting here and not on the "arrogant lazy buckfast drinking unemployed scum" forum?

Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [380]

I hate LOT because those stupid turboprop propeller planes fly about 50 metres above my roof on approach to £awica and make a godawful noise, Never flown with them though although I do rate BA very highly as I have never had any problems and have flown with them 3+ time a year since I was 5 years old (cant remember that far back), I have been using Ryanair recently and they are terrible but at 100 pln return Poznan to Bristol I can't really complain,

UK, Ireland / Posting from UK to Poland....not good! [53]

I'm still waiting for a contract sent from the UK 2 weeks ago...... I think couriers are the only fairly reliable wa of recieving mail.

Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]

Fair play about the speed Dave, still it seems safe at night through germany, Fuel did seem bloody expensive in Germany @ 1 euro 56 a litre,

Yeah I use the e36 isn't too bad really still a far cry from our uk roads though...

Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]

Drove from the UK to Poznań last week, I regularly do the journey by car and its fine Usually takes around 11 hours from Calais with 1 fuel stop in Hannover, The road from the border has been vastly improved recently and I had no major problems at all, Just remember when you get into Poland to forget all of your UK driving skills and try to drive like a native pole, Don't dawdle along, Overtake wherever possible including into oncoming traffic and corners etc, Treat red traffic lights as advisory stop signals and never give way to anyone and you will be fine, Make sure your insurance is up to scratch too!

Usually costs me around 30 gbp for the ferry, Fill up in the UK before you get into europe as fuel is very expensive now due to the falling value of the pound, Usually costs around 100gbp in fuel, Make sure you have a triangle, Fire extinguisher and first aid kit as the german police are terrible, Make sure your car is in tip top mechanical condition as fines for breaking down are high and remember it is an offence to run out of fuel on an autobahn.

Drive at night as there is much less traffic through germany and its loads easier you can average 120 mph and upwards which makes the trip more bearable, Keep your V5, MOT and insurance on you at all times (assuming you have a UK registered vehicle) as if you are stopped you are expected to produce these.

Have fun and drive safe!

Life / Polish culture do's and dont's? [106]

DO, When driving in Ploand treat red lights as advisory stop signals,
DO, Always try to at least double the speed limit wherever possible
DO, Try to drive as erraticly as possible at all times.

Do Not under any circumstances use your indicators ever
Do Not let people out of junctions

Remember the horn is there for a reason try to take every possibility to use it preferably for a minimum 30 second blast.

Always overtake when you can see another vehicle coming your way, This indicates to following vehicles you are a hero.

When starting at traffic lights you MUST screech your tyres as this indicates skill and talent.

Try to keep your vehicle in as lower gear as possible when driving through residential areas as the more noise the better (apparently)

Also If driving a BMW in Poland you must shave off all of your hair and drive around as though you really do own the road whilst pretending to hold your door/roof on and listening to gabba music.

I think thats just about covered the motoring side of things....

Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]

i drove here in a 1991 bmw 325i and maintained around 110mph throughut germany and spent around £200 on fuel from dover to Poznan, Great fun until you get onto the Polish roads and can't do much over 50mph. Also remember its illegal to run out of fuel on the autobahns and you need at least 3mm of tread on all 4 tyres, Fines can be quite harsh by all accounts.