UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [447]

Haha, not a guru, just someone who was actually there doing it day-to-day rather than sprouting ill-informed crap from afar

Now living in self-imposed exile in a distant land where the temperature doesn't drop below 25C, the beer is less than a dollar and there is no problem sustaining a healthy vegetarian lifestyle. I've always wanted to live somewhere with palm trees...

Much as I love Poland, no honestly, I do, I wont be back for anything more than a quick visit for the foreseeable future - many more exciting things happening here with a much more positive attitude and an appreciation that was always lacking in Poland...

Never married an American woman, as lovely as she was...

Thanks for the welcome :-)

UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [447]

yes yes gregory but seriously, why would johnny englander give a fuk about the women and children of poland - we like our hired help to be invisible - we want our toilets to be clean without having to worry about the little people who clean them

we come to your country to shag your women, because they're cheap and easy, to drink your beer to excess, to **** on your streets, throw up in your door ways and generally abuse the locals in anyway we see fit

because we can

do you still live within spitting distance of germany?

gosh it must be hard for you, knowing life is better just a few short kilometers down the road

chin up, there's a good chap

UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [447]

4 years later and drunk British tourists terrorising the locals is still the topic of conversation - love it!

And Seanus, 26.500+ posts shows a level of commitment that is truly inspiring ;-)

Life / Walking on other people's property in Poland - cultural difference? [51]


youre obviously thick as pig sh!t

i bet you have a hard time making friends

Food / Recipe for Polish Zapiekanka [25]

yes anja rose, zapikankas have definately done the job for me too

History / Polish-German alliance. [489]


poor lookie

what a clown

bless

Real Estate / House prices in Poland to drop more or rise again? [228]


this is inevitable and hardly suprising

but i remember just a few years ago saying to friends who wanted to buy in the 3M that they would be so much better off looking just a little way out of the city - more for your money, fresh air, garden for the kids and dog, close to shops etc on the obwodnice, and only a short drive to Sopot, Gdansk or Gdynia

but would they listen...?

whatever

except for my business partner who took my advice, bought a good sized plot in rebiechowo for a bargain price, built a beautiful house and is now enjoying a much better life

Real Estate / House prices in Poland to drop more or rise again? [228]


misquote

do be careful dear fellow, it tends to cause the most unnecessary offence

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]


lol

when the sh!ts coming down around you boy, make sure your friends feel valued

Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

there was no sarcasm P, just astute observation

Real Estate / House prices in Poland to drop more or rise again? [228]


let me guess, youre an american with no experience of realestate, or life for that matter, anywhwere else in the world...

Real Estate / House prices in Poland to drop more or rise again? [228]


and resentful

what happened jak - did you miss out on something you thought was yours...?

Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

lol

with logic like that youve got to be polish

Life / Polish Organizational Skills [83]


you appear to miss the fundamental point tony, which tends to suggest your experience of debating runs no further than heated discussions in a pub.

USA, Canada / WHAT IS THE US POLONIA LIKE? [42]

what is interesting is that the #1 point that the polish american centre makes about polish americans is... er... that they pay tax...

Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [554]


er... i hate to break it to you...

History / Yalta Conference and Poland [78]

no dawg, my name is snoop fo shizzle dat nizzle

History / Yalta Conference and Poland [78]

i would love to say that i knew what you were saying, but i looked at it twice and it dont make sense

can ya write it in english?

History / Yalta Conference and Poland [78]


so why did hitler want to fuk the poles up so badly... not just take their land but actually proper fuk them up two time... ?

History / Yalta Conference and Poland [78]

i heard that churchill was polish and he deliberatly set things up so that years later the polish would be able to blame the british for their problems

History / Yalta Conference and Poland [78]

are you suggesting they were entirely blameless and that the germans just woke up one day and said hey, lets get the poles?

History / Yalta Conference and Poland [78]


well thats not entirely accurate Seanus, is it

if you p!ss your neighbours off enough, eventually they will turn around and slap you

a lesson some still have to learn

Love / POLISH WOMEN ARE PROMISCUOUS? DISCUSS. [153]

whether people like it or not, for many years polish women pooted themselves to better their lives - which is all well and good - but they now have a reputation for it...

those of us who have nice red passports and were in poland well before 2004 may well have experienced this... i certainly did

Love / POLISH WOMEN ARE PROMISCUOUS? DISCUSS. [153]


haha

youve got to laugh

Genealogy / Do Polish people have big noses? [450]

massive honks

on nat geo

it must be true

the dude is called janusz bignoseski

what can you say...?

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]


yeah

but thats the point matty

unlike you to miss things

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

if i had been brought up with mum cooking only polish food then i would probably defend it blindly too

but i wasnt

thank god for small mercies

Work / What Jobs are there in Poland for an Englishman besides teaching english? [70]

singaporian chef friend was hired to teach sopot chefs how to make a bechamel sauce

i mean geezus

next theyll be asking how to boil an egg

Work / What Jobs are there in Poland for an Englishman besides teaching english? [70]

poland is desperate for decent chefs

they might not realise this

but they are

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

dont really hate anything about poland - frustrates and makes me laugh sometimes

here are 3

everything is more complicated than it actually needs to be

the inability to see things for what they really are

the hypocracy