Travel / Motorcycle tour of Poland [137]

Where in Russia are you from....?

I am an English biker who has been living in Poland for five years...and i love biking here...

But soon i am leaving my quiet farm in Poland to move to the city of Moscow , so maybe i will be asking you some advice on biking in Russia...

I can,t offer you much advice on Warsaw , but i am sure somebody from that area can help you....

You will love it in Poland...

News / How long will it take for the first 9/11 to occur in Poland? [55]

Yes i know its two different countries , i have been to both of them...

I have no idea what he was doing in Kiev , maybe he lives there , but the reports on some sites said that he was killed in Kiev...

I was in Kiev not long after , and while chatting to a Policewoman there i asked about this murder and she said the Police had not heard anything about it....

Since then i heard he turned up alive and well somewhere....

So...its just a silly story somebody put on some site... complete and utter bollox...

News / How long will it take for the first 9/11 to occur in Poland? [55]


Yeah it was on some nutty website...

But strangely the police in Kiev , where he was supposed to have been murdered knew nothing about it....

and i believe he turned up later..

Life / Homosexuality in Polish Culture [231]


I want to know how long you have to be a practising gay before you qualify...???

Love / Polish male partner's Vile female colleague [7]

You naughty lady...

Love / Polish male partner's Vile female colleague [7]

Set her knickers on fire while she is wearing them...

Give a skunk some laxatives and shut it in her car for the night...

Get her drunk , staple her lips to a Donkeys ass....get a photo of it....

Have a courier deliver a bumper pack of tenna lady to her office.....

fix her up with a blind date with a serial killer.....

Just a few ideas.......

Off-Topic / American Girl with A Polish Heart [29]


I like it too... Shewolfs are nice....

Off-Topic / American Girl with A Polish Heart [29]

Well there are a few who will latch onto the fact you are a young female...

No doubt you will get lots of emails from guys who are only after a passport...or something more basic...

just be a bit carefull who you give your email address to....

Travel / Which bus from Poland to London via the Eurotunnel? [27]

Why not the ferry....?

Are you not a very good sailor....?

Off-Topic / American Girl with A Polish Heart [29]

Welcome to the forum....

Lots of nice peeps on the forum who will help you...but one or two dodgy ones...

Just be a bit carefull young lady....

Life / Forged parking ticket received in Poland [33]

Yes as well

Life / Forged parking ticket received in Poland [33]

They will probably let you off with a death sentance for your first offence...

Love / Good looking Polish women with ugly men [416]


Inferior to you...?

dam... i wish i could have seen that....!

Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Let me guess....

You are an Asian who has tried it on with girls from all these EU countries...and been rejected...

am i right...?

Law / How to register my UK motorcycle in Poland? [15]

Its no problem to register and insure a British bike in Poland....

you will need a Polish friend to help you through the tricky bits tho....

Life / Homosexuality in Polish Culture [231]

If you wanted to be openly gay....Poland would not be the best place to move to....

Life / Are Polish roads really this bad? [237]


Yes joking aside , i agree with you....

The roads in Poland are far from perfect , but having driven in Russia , Ukraine and Belarus i have to say they are pretty good....

My friends from Denmark who are visiting Poland on Motorcycles were a little bit shocked at the state of Polish roads , but they will get used to it soon enough....

Driving from my home in Pomerania all the way to Kiev i found pretty good roads all the way....untill i got to Ukraine...now there is a good example of bad roads.....!

History / Symbols & Signs in Polish History, Culture & Life [89]


Noo... not if you are in Poland.... in Poland its open end downwards...

In UK open end upwards......

If you are a Pole living in UK , or a Brit living in Polska then i guess you can choose which way you put it.....

Life / Are Polish roads really this bad? [237]


When...??? Who won...?

And who bombed the roads to bits...?

History / Symbols & Signs in Polish History, Culture & Life [89]


Aha....a bit of a clue here.... if its correct....?

History / Symbols & Signs in Polish History, Culture & Life [89]

Yes its always nailed up in the shape of a U in UK....

But in Poland i keep seeing them the other way up... in the shape of an n

Since i need my luck in Poland i want to put my horse shoes the right way up for Poland....

Which way is it.....????

History / Symbols & Signs in Polish History, Culture & Life [89]


I started a thread all about this......

In the end i still was not sure which way up they go in Poland....but most people seem to think its the opposite way up in Poland , in other words with the open end downwards.....

History / What do Poles owe to Russians? [193]

Putin rides a Harley....he must be ok.....?

News / Poland's Krab Howitzer (the 155mm gun) Has Passed the Test! [49]

Fuel should not be too bad....its an Iveco diesal engine...

Certainly no worse than the fuel consumption of the Ural 375d i was going to buy in Russia....

Travel / THE VIKINGS ARE COMING...what to do and see in Poland....? [30]

The story telling , and beer drinking went very well...

I woke up with a bit of a vodka head this morning , but after a coffee i came round....

The Vikings are now headed to Kolobrzeg...lock up your daughters....

News / Poland's Krab Howitzer (the 155mm gun) Has Passed the Test! [49]

Impressive truck....

would make a great off road camper truck....

Food / Mayonnaise and ketchup in Poland [47]


THEY MAKE BEANS.... i love beans....

Polonia / Travelling in the balcans-anyone?? [2]

Welcome to the forum Kasia , i think our friend Crow would prefer you call it the Balkans...

I don,t know anyone who is going to be travelling around that area , but i do have a Polish friend who has toured that region on a motorcycle...

I will ask if he has any advice about what to see and do...

Life / Theft of a Golden Mug in Poland [24]

Polish people are not stupid , i don,t think anyone is going to make a fuss about a thief who got caught and got his face punched in...

Of course there are other ways to deal with it....

If you are smart , there are a thousand ways to make somebodies life a misery without them ever knowing who did it....

If this guy is a well known thief , he is never going to know which of his victims is causing him problems...

Life / Theft of a Golden Mug in Poland [24]


Stuff politically correct.... This is Poland...