Travel / Driving from UK to Ukraine via Poland - need car insurance [46]

In the seven years i have been in Poland , the only thing the Polish police want to see is my passport and vehicle ownership documents....

In Ukraine they are usually only interested in your wallet...

Life / Vandalism on cars in Poland [64]

Actually... i have seen those too...

but it may have been the zubrowka..?

News / Polish hero pilot lands 767 without wheels. (Warsaw) [191]

A bit of neat flying there...

I bet there was a few needing fresh belizna on board though...

Life / Vandalism on cars in Poland [64]


Thats the swines...!

Life / Vandalism on cars in Poland [64]

My car was bombed by the Polish air force , scratched , covered in flour , and then subjected to a prolonged nuclear attack...

doesn,t look too bad though , a bit of paint , and it will be fine...

Language / a linguistic explanation for Polish parking. [14]


Ah...them what invented the 2cv

Language / a linguistic explanation for Polish parking. [14]

It wouldn,t be a drive through Biedronks would it...?

Language / a linguistic explanation for Polish parking. [14]

It annoys me that at my local Biedronka they insist on parking as close as possible to the entrance , not in the parking bays , so they don,t have to move thier fat asses any further than they have to...

I am sure if the doors were wider they would drive the dam car into the shop....

Travel / What are some of the "must do" activities when visiting Poland? [43]


Get a pizza...and put ketchup on it....

Law / How Much Does It Cost To Form a Political Party In Poland? [15]

It cost 50 zloty to be a political party...

Send me the money and i will send back your badge and a soap box to stand on....

Love / English guy falling for a Polish girl at work [14]

She has a boyfriend in Poland...they all do....

Law / Buying a world war two motorcycle in Poland to import to Ireland [2]

Are you interested in a 1930 model c Harley davidson.....?

Used by the Polish army , captured by the Germans , then used by the Russians and left in Poland when they pulled out...

Its in full working order...

History / Why did communism in Poland fail? [180]


Hey...no problem... its forgotton...

History / Why did communism in Poland fail? [180]

I am not responsible for communism....or Polish electrical sockets...

History / Why did communism in Poland fail? [180]


Because everything in Poland fails....

If you can,t get a dam plug socket to stay in a wall , what chance have you got to make a politcal system work.....?

Love / LIFE IN POLSKA....Englishman married to Russian... [30]

Yeah i guess it is from Florida...

I once rode a Harley from Mexico to Canada....

now that was a long haul....!

Love / LIFE IN POLSKA....Englishman married to Russian... [30]

What part of the USA are you in...?

I have a daughter in Utah....

Love / LIFE IN POLSKA....Englishman married to Russian... [30]

Are you kidding me...?

Love / LIFE IN POLSKA....Englishman married to Russian... [30]


I am Nigerian...but i don,t see why it matters...

Food / Are there any real kebab shops in Gdansk? [20]

Well , the only other explanation i can think of is that these Turks wait in ther shops armed and ready to attack clients...

does not make good business sense....?

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

Its the only place i have been in the UK where i saw five days of non stop heavy rain...

but of course it can also get very hot....

i got sick from too much sun as a child on some caravan site in LLandudno...

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

You need special Welsh wellies...

two pairs in fact , one for your own webbed feet which will develop if you live there for more than a month....

Food / Are there any real kebab shops in Gdansk? [20]

This sort of thing usually happens when a bunch of guys who have been drinking go into some takeaway and start giving a load of abuse to the staff and owners...

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

and sheep with webbed feet....and non stop bloody rain...

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

I did my military training in Wales...

my memories are of sheep , non stop rain , and bloody steep hills covered in loose shale that i was lugging huge weights up and down...

News / Wroclaw man helping police after recent events in Norway [48]

There are probably cops all over Europe arresting anyone that might have a connection to this terrible event...

most of them will be released without charge.....

News / Wroclaw man helping police after recent events in Norway [48]

The Polish guy can only be charged if he knew that the goods were going to be used to kill people...

Supplying fertiliser to a garden business is not any crime....

Probably he will not be charged ...

Feedback / Remove screen-names altogether. The Next Step In Improving PF! Personal insults would be impossible [35]

Its like having really big tits...then finding out they are covered in green hair....

or....something...?

Feedback / Remove screen-names altogether. The Next Step In Improving PF! Personal insults would be impossible [35]

Who is number one.....?

Feedback / Remove screen-names altogether. The Next Step In Improving PF! Personal insults would be impossible [35]

Post 24 had a valid point , and it was wrong of number 56 to say what he did in post 34...

In post 76 it was clear that poster 65 was agreeing with him , which proves that 43 is an idiot....

and her who did the 69......well , words fail me....!