News / Polish-Scottish American, Chris Ferguson, commands final Space Shuttle mission [49]


What's that got to do with it?

I may have a name like Krzyzanowski or Kaplický, but you would still call me "English".


A pointless change in thread title, really. See below ;)

OK, here goes.

Using your definition of ethnicity:

He's not born or brought up in Scotland; doesn't speak a Scottish language; and I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he's never visited Scotland, either.

Which, based upon your very own and overused anti-Polish definition, actually makes him... American.

Or should I say "Plastic Scot"? LOL

Despite all this, I wouldn't dare call him "subhuman" - I'll leave that word for you, so you can use it to refer to ordinary Polish-Americans yet again :p

News / Polish-Scottish American, Chris Ferguson, commands final Space Shuttle mission [49]


Yet you still demanded that the title got changed to "Scottish-American"; if it was just "utter crap", then why bother? lol

Life / What is with Polish and their indoor plants? [26]

PMSL, it's so true!

I used to have over 30 in a previous flat. Unfortunately, I now live somewhere which only has enough sunshine on one side, so I can't have as many as I used to (one is rather large though). I'm getting some more when I get paid, because three just isn't enough lol.

UK, Ireland / Deed Poll - do I need an attorney to sign it? [8]


Which is "on topic", so it probably won't get binned ;)

Probably deliphiandomine posting under a different username.

Life / You are Polish if... [433]


This is not an exclusively Polish thing, I've known English people to do this as well.

Work / What are my chances in finding work at a callan school in Wroclaw? [22]

Search for "anglicka skola" on Youtube lol :)

History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [123]


A minority in Poland, yes. A nation within Poland? No.

You may tell me where this fabled nation called "Kashubia" is, if you like ;)


Kashubian is a language closely related to Polish, not a dialect. Like with Silesian language, some will disagree.


I'd love to hear you say that to my Silesian relatives ;)

Travel / Why do you visit Poland? [222]

Let's face it, none of the expats on this forum would have ever considered moving there if it was full of fat & ugly women, would they :)


Er.... I don't :p

Language / Double meanings, Polish slang and embarrassment [49]

Don't forget that robić komuś loda has nothing to do with offering someone a bowl of ice cream :)

Travel / Why do you visit Poland? [222]


haha, pwned! :)


I've got all this within an hour of where I live, we have better choice of food, and my city is light years ahead of Poland musically (ok so Decapitated are good, but still, lol) so why would I need to visit Poland? If I start to miss seeing Pinocchio noses I can knock my neighbour up lol

Language / Double meanings, Polish slang and embarrassment [49]


I like this sentence hehe :-)

History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [123]

I wonder how long it's going to be until "someone" starts to define what a real Kaszub is and what is a "Plastic" one ;)

Language / Which language is easier for Poles? [43]

I went to school with a few Ukrainians, and trust me, I coulnd't understand what the hell they were talking about lol. Whereas my mum can speak Russian, but she can understand them pretty well. I often hear people speaking what I think could be Russian or Ukrainian around town; when I'm a few metres away, it sounds like a language I may be able to understand. But when I get close enough to pick out certain words, I realise that they may as well be speaking Spanish or German :)

Travel / Why do you visit Poland? [222]

Hell no, definitely not an evil Russian lol :)

OK so our mountains aren't quite as good, but you can't have it all haha ;)

UK, Ireland / Why Poles will never belong in England [283]

The real shame is that your "greatness" didn't manage to influence your spelling and grammar, lol :p

Language / Which language is easier for Poles? [43]


I take it you mean šíje; there are virtually no words beginning with sz in Czech (but I imagine that English-speaking Poles who still think that Czech sounds "hilarious" will get a giggle out of sžít se :p ), oh and btw... it's krk not kark ;)

UK, Ireland / Why Poles will never belong in England [283]


Especially as the Chinese probably thought of most of these things thousands of years ago :)


These days, yes. It's mostly Poland's dresiarstwo scum who move here now. This was not necessarily the case before 2004. Everyone knows why this is, but unless we destroy the EUSSR it won't change.


Typical left-wing response. If you knew the range of people I know, you would understand that this is a lie; a wide range of social classes and people are sick of a thousand extra people entering the country each day, while it's likely that a thousand jobs are being lost each day. If you think this is acceptable, then it's time that the same thing happened to Poland, and see how you like it then.


Without the EU, Poland would be nothing. Like the UK, most of its industry has gone. Where do you think all that money came from for those new motorways: rocketing sales of Polish textiles and cars? Don't make me laugh.


If you believe everyone on here, Polish women do just that - marry (or, more accurately, get pregnant by :p ) Nigerians and quite a few other third-worlders as well! So which is it? :)

UK, Ireland / Why Poles will never belong in England [283]


You think that only Poles move to Britain? That's what the papers want you to think, because it's acceptable to be prejudiced towards "East" Europeans, but not to those who cause the real problems (and who continue to enter the country in much larger numbers, and bring much bigger problems). Wait until Warsaw or Krakow starts to experience what London is experiencing, then you won't think it's so "egzotyczne" any more ;)

News / HIV infected Nigerian has bitten bus ticket's controler in Cracow! [56]



Hypocrite!

Funny how you change your opinion so quickly, as soon as YOUR country starts having "ethnic problems". A few days before this happened, you called me a racist:

Why Poles will never belong in England


Like you say... you got to be more open-minded, man. You wanted motorways, now you've got Western problems as well. You can't have it both ways, the EU won't let you. You have to take the disadvantages as well as the benefits, that's the deal :p

News / HIV infected Nigerian has bitten bus ticket's controler in Cracow! [56]


That makes you far more "racist" than I'll ever be. You're obviously Jarnowa under another username. Why don't you **** off back to Belgium, then?

You think I'm "racist" because I mentioned a FACT - that most people on here think that many Polish women like to go looking for non-white partners. Read the forum properly and you'll soon find the evidence of this. Nowhere did I say whether I agree or disagree with this.

Whereas you actively say that Poland must remain white, and Africans should be kicked out.

So explain why I'm racist, while you are not. Are you are really such a thick t*at? Oh I forgot... stupid question!

What's up, you starting to have problems getting "Polack p*ssy" because there's a Nigerian in your village, or something? Or maybe it's just because you're a fat c***? lol

USA, Canada / Why are Polish restaurants not successful in the USA? [698]


I'm considering apologising to delphiandomine. A Pol-Am who thinks Poland is in "Northern Europe". :D

I bet you also think "central America" means Texas :p

Life / Have many Poles had enough of one another? [198]


Probably the most truthful comment I've ever seen on this forum. I bet delphiandomine will still call you a "Plastic Pole" for not living in Poland, but it's so obvious that you know the deal. I have some Polish neighbours, but for the same reasons above, I don't make them aware of this. I just hope my letters don't get delivered to the wrong door lol :)

Language / Is the term 'Polak' derogatory?? [254]

:)

I have no problem with Scottish people generally. But I do have a problem with a certain Scot who thinks he's Polish just because he moved there and holds a Polish driving licence, and thinks that this somehow entitles him to decide who is Polish and who isn't.

Needless to say, we all know that he would never dare go up to a British-born Nigerian in London and say "you ain't a real nigga cos u weren't born in Africa blud". :)

Love / I like a Polish guy - does he like me - what are Polish men like to women [18]



He's not the one who's cheating. How often do you cheat, then?

He doesn't want to see you again because he clearly sees you as some slapper who cheats on her boyfriends. Few single men will ever turn down sex with a woman they find attractive, but it doesn't mean we are willing to date someone with history of cheating!

Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]


Come and work with me for a day, and I will prove otherwise, wasteman.

Love / I like a Polish guy - does he like me - what are Polish men like to women [18]

This forum needs a "Like" button like Facebook lol :)

News / Multi-culti (in Poland) -- roadmap to disaster? [344]


Then import Ukrainians and Russians instead, keep it Slavic :)


hehe :)

tbh I think this "demographic time bomb" nonsense is just another way of convincing us that Europe needs more Third-Worlders. We don't, and never really did. What they never mention is that eventually this "elderly" demographic will die off en masse, and that the upcoming (pizza-munching, chain-smoking, sedentary-lifestyle) generations are less likely to live to an old age, so there will be a point at which there will be a big drop in the 70+ age group. Those who live well beyond this age are increasingly likely to be the ones who don't smoke or live on fried chicken, lol. I'm getting on a bit, but I work with people in their 20s who weren't even born when I started work, yet they often moan about how "tired" they always are, due to "overwork" (we all do the same job), etc. I'm clearly much healthier, slimmer and fitter than they are :)

Besides, who decided that Poland's population should remain at 38 million forever anyway? Britain was a much richer country when there were only about 40-50 million people here, so a static or falling population could be beneficial, especially with reducing resources (oil, food etc). But that wouldn't be good for "business", would it ;)

Food / What exactly is Polish Bread? [67]


Nice :)

I never had bread like this at my wedding! haha


Now, this is something I must disagree on.

In my experience, Polish bread simply becomes too hard when toasted. I like my food, but for some reason, I always find that the best toast is made with... plain old bargain-basement English white sliced bread from the supermarket lol.

Same with English fry-ups: there's no point using "Sainsbury's extra-special sundried tomato and extra-lean free-range pork" sausages which cost £15/kg with your beans and toast, just use the cheapest, chavviest plain old sausages from Iceland for 90p a pack. Why this is the case, is beyond me! lol

Language / Duże cappucino - What do you think of this pronunciation? [10]

There's no way in a million years that they are Polish with that pronunciation!

Besides, they can't possibly be Polish because they didn't shout "DUZY CAPPUCCINO ZAPRASZAM!!!!" at the top of their voices when the coffee was ready, lol :)

Work / What kind of job can I find, can I make descent money in Poland? Coming from Canada. [33]


Chav Polish, you mean. I never use that word unless I hit myself with a hammer or something, I'm not a burak ze wsi haha.