UK, Ireland / Oxford Polish bride 'heartbroken' over arrest - accusations of sham marriage [126]


My recent experience of recent Polish immigrants suggests that anyone who "isn't like us Poles" must be gay - including me!

Well, from what I've gathered from their insults towards so-called "gays" (as defined by boneheaded, smelly, badly-dressed, hard-drinking and chain-smoking uneducated Polish idiots), having a bath every day, not smelling of tobacco and Tyskie, and actually making an effort to dress in non-market clothes makes men into a battyboy - in which case, I must be! haha ;)

Except I'm not, of course. Gay or homophobic, that is. And these pricks still can't understand why many of their women are sick of them. Who wants to go out with a twat who stinks and can't even make an effort to put some decent clothes on, because "that's what all these gay English do"? f*** 'em!

Yet the funniest thing is: most of these pricks look more like someone who would hang around Canal Street than I ever will! :D

But you know how it is - the biggest homophobes are usually hiding a little "secret", aren't they ;)

UK, Ireland / Oxford Polish bride 'heartbroken' over arrest - accusations of sham marriage [126]


And this from someone with a name like "Skrymcz"! Which means what, exactly? Oh, I know; it obviously means "you're too dumb to realise that 'Amathyst' may have been spelled like that deliberately" - and it's not even her "name" anyway :)


It's not often I agree with you, but despite all the claims of how "racist" and "intolerant" British people are, the UK is actually one of the most tolerant nations in the world, and that is a fact. What that says about "tolerance" in general is another matter, though.

Whereas Poles are far from tolerant of people they do not like.

Before the PC police decide to lay into me for saying this, this is an opinion, not something I'm hoping for - capiche?

Law / Motorcycle Polish drivers license? [37]

To be honest, I can't see what good a "Polish driving test" does for anyone.

Sample questions and answers from several driving tests:

1. When approaching a roundabout, what do you do?

(a) Slow down and stop at the line
(b) Keep driving at your current speed and don't stop
(c) Turn up the Disco Polo CD, put your foot down, open the window and hurl expletives beginning with "K" and "P" at anyone blocking your way.

2. Before overtaking, do you:

(a) Indicate, then wait for a clear road
(b) Sound your horn, wave your fist and put your foot down
(c) Turn up the Disco Polo CD, put your foot down, open the window and hurl expletives beginning with "K" and "P" at anyone blocking your way.

3. If you see a temporary speed restriction sign, do you:

(a) Slow down and keep to the speed limit
(b) Sound your horn and keep driving at your current speed
(c) Turn up the Disco Polo CD, put your foot down, open the window and hurl expletives beginning with "K" and "P" at anyone blocking your way.

Answers:

Mostly "A"s - Congratulations! You have just received your UK driver's licence!

Mostly "B"s - Congratulations! You have just received your Private Hire licence!

Mostly "C"s - Congratulations! You have just received your Polish driver's licence! Your blachara will be SO proud! :)

:D

Law / Marketing graduate from Pakistan - any way to study and live in Poland? [11]

:)

To be honest, if I didn't speak the language, I wouldn't even have thought of going there!

Love / Polish men what is the worst thing a girl can do upon first impression? [360]


I guess not :) lol


That's only because women only buy themselves basic power tools, but we just have to have one with turbo-charged super-extreme reversible hammer action, lol :D

Law / Marketing graduate from Pakistan - any way to study and live in Poland? [11]

It's "hilarious" just how many Pakistanis, Africans, Arabs and Indians have suddenly developed an "interest" in Poland and Polish culture, isn't it? :D

USA, Canada / Pierogi Palace of Pennsylvania? [7]

I suppose that's what people mean by "The American way", lol :D

Love / Polish men what is the worst thing a girl can do upon first impression? [360]


Yeah, but you can do those as well, I believe ;) :D

Love / Polish men what is the worst thing a girl can do upon first impression? [360]

I don't know why we can't all just accept that, although we have undeniable differences, we really can't do without each other.

USA, Canada / Pierogi Palace of Pennsylvania? [7]


I wonder how long it will be until Poland is full of takeaways with names like "Klopsik Król" :D

Genealogy / Polish equivalent of "Jessie"? [48]


Polish: Szelli

Czech: Šellý

sorry, couldn't resist ;)

Life / Warsaw public transport is not so bad at all [14]


I wonder how many more decades it will take to build a second line; by which time, many Asian cities will be refurbishing their recently-built multi-line networks ;)

Love / Strange definition of "sexy hair" by Polish women [5]


That's nothing! That was the 1980s... when even men had hair which was bigger than hers was:



:D

Law / Returning items for Refund/Credit Note - Specifically IKEA [8]

I can't remember the maximum days post-purchase, but my ex bought some stuff from there, and after we split up, I took the boxes back and got a refund for her.

That was about 4 weeks after purchase. It's usually 28-45 days with most stores, and they give a full refund if the item is unopened/unused.

History / The Two Saddest Nations on Earth... Poles and Jews [171]


Leeds, Manchester and London, mainly - there's lots of them over here.


Not surprising, really. But I am convinced they would be good for Poland if they did go back.

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]

Tell her you prefer English women, because they're better in bed and have bigger behinds :D

History / The Two Saddest Nations on Earth... Poles and Jews [171]


What he said, except to add that I've never had any problems with any Jews (unlike certain other people I could mention) and I've always been treated well by them. I certainly wouldn't be moving to an area which is 40% Jewish if I had problems with them!

Poland would benefit significantly by allowing a few hundred thousand Jews back into Poland. Everyone knows that Poles are useless at business, and Jews are clearly the opposite. Instead of enabling Jewish business and finance skills to turn Poland into an economic force to be reckoned with, Poland seems to prefer to accept the same number of Africans instead; who also have "business skills", but not the kind anyone wants!

And if anyone wants to flame me... well, I have a big nose and very dark hair, so flame away, I'm entitled to my opinion :p lol


I'll second that.

Love / Ten things to remember when you have a Polish girlfriend [79]

You don't deserve these women, leave them to someone who actually appreciates them.

Life / Polish Dance/Techno music [49]


This is worrying... we might even have been to some of the same nights back then! Preferred Konspiracy over the Hacienda at the time, though... but looking back, I prefer the kind of tunes they played at the Hac these days, lol. It all died a bit for me around 1991-92 (except for early jungle/d&b) but by 1994 I was in London anyway, then UK Garage got me back into it all in about 1996-97, but that's the club scene for you, nothing good lasts for ever... omg if you knew how many clubs I've been to over the years... haha :)


Man Alive, Hacienda, Konspiracy, Manchester; Kool Kat, Nottingham; Kaos/Orbit, Leeds; Bibbys, Bradford; Slammin' Vinyl, Raindance, Helter Skelter, Labrynth, One Nation, Roast, Dreamscape, Movement, Twice As Nice, Cookies & Cream, Garage Nation, Eskimo Dance, DMZ, London/south east; I could go on all night haha.... 20 years of raving (lol) and I'm still here! Just! haha :)