Love / I don't know if she's married and I don't speak Polish - help me romantic folks [55]

1) "wanna jet-fuuck?"..
2) let's say you translated it decently....
3) "how much for wham-bam?"...

Love / I don't know if she's married and I don't speak Polish - help me romantic folks [55]


User "opts" spoiled all the fun, he is the bad guy...

News / Did you know that Polish army is the weakest in Central Europe?.. [150]

Poles never attack first...

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

1) traitorous and immoral politicians
2) terrible roads
3) influential juice*

*MonaVie Kosher™

Travel / Poland from a Persian Tourist's Perspective [269]


CIA helps to destroy Israel in near future?.. Everything's possible with Obanana on the board..

News / Did you know that Polish army is the weakest in Central Europe?.. [150]


Neee, such values as morality and humanism are priceless.. They can't be replaced by violence and power.. It's better to defend your country effectively than to attack, even with preemptive intentions... I love Poles for morality in international relations... But being moral cannot signify a weakness.. Witkacy used to say that only strong people can be really moral...

Language / Jakoś tam będzie [4]


Yes, it does.. It's a famous Polish "jebałpiesizm pospolity" known as a specific form of "pessimistic optimism" [sic]...

"Jakoś to będzie" is more correct, i guess... The word "tam" doesn't fit the phrase...

Life / Why do majority of Polish are afraid to admit their nationality? [28]


Totally unfounded inferiority complex typical for postcommunist societies.. However I observe very positive phenomenon: Poles seem to be more'n'more proud of their nationality nowadays... and that's good because they've got plenty of reasons to be proud of themselves..

Life / Why do majority of Polish are afraid to admit their nationality? [28]


Sure thing!... Living amongst rapidly growing population of fanatical muslim goatfuuckers is a pure fun by definition...

Travel / Question about the Rynek and City of Wroclaw [15]


Changing the name of the city to Breslau and making German the second official language... ;).. ah.. i almost forgot about eth(n)ical Germans in municipal authorities, we need them too along with financial and political support of Bundesregierung....

Language / The finer points of Polish grammar - 1 (podróżni) [22]


Who cares anyway?.. I am Polish and I got no freakin' clue... ;)

History / Which nation were the biggest pussies of WWII? [120]

Juice definitely... ;)

The French take second place...

History / Which nation were the biggest pussies of WWII? [120]


But they had opportunity to join foreign armies.. Some of them did, in Poland for example, but majority of them (excluding women and children of course) chose to die as cattle - without any fight whatsoever..

History / Which nation were the biggest pussies of WWII? [120]


This list doesn't make much sense.. Italians were allies of nazis as well as some Frenchmen (Vichy France).. Nazis didn't really want to annihilate any of them... Jews were destined for death and they knew it very well, they had nothing to lose.. Giving up in such situation is nothing but a total evidence of being a pusssy...

History / Which nation were the biggest pussies of WWII? [120]


The nickname you use doesn't make you any wiser either.. ;)


Explain to us, Sokrates, the IQ demon, how Italians could have "performed badly" against Germans whereas they were an official ally of the Third Reich?.. ;)

Life / Your favourite Polish female-singer [name and YT link] [17]


Who cares about your difficulties, moron?.. She is one of the most talented Polish female-singers ever...

Language / The finer points of Polish grammar - 1 (podróżni) [22]


Weird.. I'd write it: "Wrócił półtora miesiąca temu", "wrócił półtora roku temu"...

1) Wrócił przed półtora miesiącem
2) Wrócił przed półtora rokiem