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Posts by CacyUlcia  

Joined: 27 Aug 2009 / Female ♀
Last Post: 28 Aug 2011
Threads: Total: 2 / Live: 1 / Archived: 1
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CacyUlcia   
17 Aug 2010
Life / 55 minutes to write a ticket ("mandat karny")? [28]

He needed that extra time to pick his nose.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sp-gg6Y4AHA

If you pay attention to them the way the pay attention to you, you will see it happen too.
CacyUlcia   
24 Apr 2010
USA, Canada / Do Poles feel America is going down the drain? [149]

Agreed. More and more, THIS is Amerika:

I knew the Adams family was "black" but in a gothic way. I guess this is how the Adams family cartoon would look like in real life America.
CacyUlcia   
4 Mar 2010
Life / Polish Cartoons/ Legends [15]

Żwirek i Muchomorek
Children think it's interesting, but it's short and they would like to see these characters in color!

youtu.be/Zkf9T_CvHic

porzeczka

-Koziolek Matolek "Władca Pustyni": I've already showed them this one and they seem to like it.

I'm not so shure if I want to show them that specific episode from Chojrak, it's spookiness is too confusing. I recommend Reksio instead.

...
CacyUlcia   
3 Mar 2010
Life / Polish Cartoons/ Legends [15]

My (non-biological) childen want to see MORE OF POLISH CARTOONS!!!
Any sugestions? cartoons that you like?
They don't understand English so these cartoons or legents have to be Polish!
I've already showed them Muminki but that's not enough for them, they want to see MORE, and different characters.
...
CacyUlcia   
28 Jan 2010
Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]

I was wondering what is the difference between Russian and Polish women? I know they all are beautiful, but in more details - why should I choose to date a Polish girl rather than Russian girl?

I think Russian girls look up to their mothers more (my Russian friend did anyway), and Polish girls look up more into the western ways.
CacyUlcia   
24 Jan 2010
Life / Polish Nursery Rhymes [243]

I thought Koći was a kitten?

Kitten is kotek, or koteczek
Koći in this verse means to indulge

does the meaning change with the ć or c ?

Yes, koc means blanket
CacyUlcia   
20 Jan 2010
Life / A FILM ABOUT POLISH LIFE...with me as a star in it... [60]

The film has been made by the Opus film company in Lodz , and directed by two Israeli people from Tel aviv....its about to be released in Israel , not sure when it will hit Polish cinema.....Its about slightly ecentric nutters living in Poland , god knows why they wanted me to star in it...? I am also the narrater for the film....

Congrats! I'm jealous.
I definitly want to see this one. Could you tell us more about the plot, or perhaps attach a script of your film? I'm just curious.
CacyUlcia   
16 Jan 2010
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [512]

What's your connection with Poland?

Most of my family is Polish. I have a large distant family, like 100+ people who were born and raised in Poland, (yet a lot of my family migrated towards western countries and the states). And of course my memories as well as friendships I've made in Poland before I even started to walk-LOL-I still remember that.

youtu.be/1BD-lFQ5iKs
CacyUlcia   
5 Jan 2010
Life / POLISH DANCING (how to to this holding hands and such?) [11]

and even after declining i have often been dragged onto the dance floor , maybe its my stunning good looks ,

because it looks childish and retarded if a woman dances with a woman, unless a group of girls are doing a traditional dancing like Krakowiak. Polish men feel culturally obligated to dance just like women. There's many Polish folk dance types, that you must know how to dance in order to keep the tradition going.

All the Poles i see dancing seem to be expert in this form of dancing , even the young ones , do they learn it at school , or do families usually teach their childern it...

There's many Polish folk dance types. At Polish public schools, students usually learn the easiest and most old fashioned Polish folk dancing like Polish Polonez from 16th century.

Learn this one before learning two-step: Polonez is easy and two-step is mostly incorporated in many types of Polish dance.



I learned Malva at my Polish School when I was young and I liked it.



Polka dancing in America

They really look clumsy doing that Polka. Polka moves are more distinct... I have uncles who are really good Polka dancers and they do a lot of fast jumping, sometimes it's hard to keep up with them...

Here is a better version of Polka.


CacyUlcia   
21 Oct 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

I'm sure I'd figure out some way to communicate with the little angel very quickly.

I'm sure you can.

Think he probably doesn't know communicating verybally anyway.

not really, this little angel is just 5 months young.

:0)
CacyUlcia   
20 Oct 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

If you decide you're not happy with your Christmas gift, you can always have Santa send him over to my direction. I'd be glad to take him off your hands for you, hehe!

This daddy is from Italy: He doesn't speak English; his parents are from Poland so he speaks some Polish--so I don't know how you could communicate with him, Beckski.

Besides, why wouldn't I be happy with him? His body so soft, I could use him instead of a mat. :)
The only problem would be his wings; but I could pluck them and make a cozy blanket for me (us). :)

Did your guy drowned already?
CacyUlcia   
19 Oct 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

Santa Baby... I really do believe in you... I believe this one here might be a real angel, because his feathers tease my eyes....

It doesn't take much to please this Polish woman. All I ask for Christmas is that Santa Claus leaves the following gift, under my Christmas tree.

Are you sure? I couldn't settle for guys on water, they could drown me... but at least I can swim.
:0)
CacyUlcia   
17 Oct 2009
USA, Canada / What do the Poles hate and love about the U.S.? [170]

I only know of one Jesus freak: me

They are backwards, close minded, hatefull people, fearfull little cowards clinging to God and guns.

no I'm not

They demand the right to shove their "Jesus" into your face, regardless if you are religious or not,

maybe, but I consider it as my freedom of speech.

they hate all the other religions including Catholics (in their mind the Pope is "The Son Of Satan")

where do you get this stuff?

They actually believe the Earth is 6 thousand years old, they believe people waked the Earth together with dinosaurs. They actually WANT and pray for the final war between East and West so their "Jesus" can take over the World again. And the worst part is: they are taking over the US Government.

no I don't

The weather - your choice of Arizona Desert, Alaskan Arctic or everything in between. I love the vast, huge, unimaginably big open spaces. I love the melting pot of cultures. I love the great food, wine, beer, art, cars, planes, highways, beaches, mountains, desserts, forests, oceans and lakes.
Oh yeah, and I love my truck too :)

what about all those American country singers; besides other stuff, they sing about Jesus :0)
CacyUlcia   
12 Oct 2009
Love / Are all Polish men Psychos? [111]

Aniol:
Are all Polish men Psychos?
If you ask a question like that I'd suggest you see a shrink to see whether you might be a psycho.

You just can't make a reasonable answer to illogical question... If all Polish men were psychos then that would make all Polish children sick-poor-bastards; this is not the case in Poland. Polish people know their characteristics to be with a reputation of a well cultured society, and since it’s quite disadvantaged in terms of employment, most of its third generation is highly educated, and who can afford to pay for all of that, the countless asylums of Polish psycho men?

Such question reflects aniol's manner of thinking illogically, and she admits:

Maybe I am the psycho and have misinterpreted his friendly flirty nature as being somehting that its not.

But how do I get this idiot out of my head? For some reason I have this weird irrational obsession with the bad boy despite what I am finding out about him...

Perhaps her class was a group therapy, or some counseling session in English speaking society, and this guy is not so Polish if she claims of him to be attentive and outspoken in English.

Just because his parents are Polish, yet he doesn't speak Polish,-doesn't make him Polish.
Aniol,
you should ask other people if your questions make sense, if you try to be more reasonable in your thinking, then you may avoid in getting “weird irrational obsessions”.

!#@$#^$$%&^*^&
CacyUlcia   
28 Sep 2009
Love / Polish Pet Names For Girls. [156]

there were about 3 or 4 steps of progressive diminutisation between Joanna and Asia. Its quite fascinating :)

Joanna... Joasia... Asia - it only takes two ;)

3. Asiunia
4. Aśka !
5. Jasia
so 5 +

just like Urszula, Urszulka, Ula, Ulcia, Ulka!

:)

I'm curious if there are actual 'rules' for this or if its just made up...

rule #1 it must have an "a" at the end in order to make it feminine.
CacyUlcia   
26 Sep 2009
Love / Are all Polish men Psychos? [111]

Are all Polish men Psychos?

This thread is twisted, created by a devil-man, who is dresses up in Santa Clause costume, and wants to antagonize all Polish man by fueling a controversy, and deprive all men and women from getting presents this year.

he doesn't reply to messages, makes excuses about losing his phone, losing my number etc

There's no need to write a book on how to deal with this problem. It's simple, just stay away.

he is charming, funny, attentive and clearly interested.

So? Good news people, there millions of men in Poland and the entire earth who have the same qualities...so don't get stuck on one if it doesn't work, just pick a next one.

he has 'problems in his life' but dosn't explain what these are

people don't like to admit their problems. If he says he does then he probably does have problems: he's a substance addict, sex addict, and on top of his other SPD & OCD addictions, he just discovered that his wife's real name is Pinosa Mamosa, and she had the guts to abandon him with 6 kids that all have diarrhea!
CacyUlcia   
28 Aug 2009
Life / Polish Nursery Rhymes [243]

I like your grandparents! :)

This verse was made up by a long distance cousin of mine, I thought it was funny when I first herd it. But it doesn't describe my grandparents; they didn't smoke.
CacyUlcia   
28 Aug 2009
Life / Polish Nursery Rhymes [243]

czarna krowa w kropki bordo gryzla trawe krecac morda

It's not a nursery rhyme but a tongue twister used to stress the hevy sounding semivowel "r", and it vibrates when it's prnouced in Polish words like "krowa." This semivowel is never used in English language and it's almost impossible for native English speakers to pronouce it corectly in Polish words.

Just some nursery rhymes...to sing and entertain a child.

"Kosi, kosi łapci.
pojedziemy do babci.
babcia da nam kaszki,
a dziadzio - okraszki

kosi kosi łapci
pojedziemy do babci
babcia da nam mleczka
dziadek cukiereczka

kosi kosi łapci
pojedziemy do babci
od babci do cioci
ciocia da łakoci"

Ja znam śmieszniejszą wersje tej piosenki (a different version)

Koći, Koći, łapći
Pojedźem do Babci
Babcia da pieroszka
A Dziadek papieroska