szarlotka
29 Jun 2011
szarlotka
29 Jun 2011
Travel / Off to Poznan in July - what the beer prices are like? [24]
Point of langauge - we Brits actually call this a pavement, that is when we still retain the power of speech after a night out;)
and then sleep on the sidewalk
Point of langauge - we Brits actually call this a pavement, that is when we still retain the power of speech after a night out;)
szarlotka
1 Jun 2011
Love / In Polish relationships who is the boss? [46]
Oh come off it..... doesn't matter if it's Polish, Nepalese or Martian it's obvious that the woman is the boss. They have the ultimate sanction after all.
Oh come off it..... doesn't matter if it's Polish, Nepalese or Martian it's obvious that the woman is the boss. They have the ultimate sanction after all.
szarlotka
23 May 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
I'm waiting. The Guinness has run out, the world didn't end so come on.........
TBC
I'm waiting. The Guinness has run out, the world didn't end so come on.........
szarlotka
20 May 2011
UK, Ireland / How to set up a charity in the UK? [20]
This link provides an overview of the process. It is fairly complicated. When I set one up I has the benefit of having a friend who had been through the process.
This link provides an overview of the process. It is fairly complicated. When I set one up I has the benefit of having a friend who had been through the process.
szarlotka
9 May 2011
Love / Hot Polish girls in clubs - why don't they dance/talk with the most attractive men only? [148]
Perhps the ugly dudes can lick their eyebrows and string more than two sentences together?
Perhps the ugly dudes can lick their eyebrows and string more than two sentences together?
szarlotka
17 Apr 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
For you yes. Phone Mr Al Faed and tell him you are a friend of 'El Pie'. You will then be given a 90 day credit facility up to my old limit of £3.25 which should keep you in sardines for about a da;)
Nice reporting on The War btw. Are you in Triploi?
great, is the account still active then?
For you yes. Phone Mr Al Faed and tell him you are a friend of 'El Pie'. You will then be given a 90 day credit facility up to my old limit of £3.25 which should keep you in sardines for about a da;)
Nice reporting on The War btw. Are you in Triploi?
szarlotka
17 Apr 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Simples. i simply phoned Harrods and a man delivered it.
How did Szarly get his food down here
Simples. i simply phoned Harrods and a man delivered it.
szarlotka
6 Apr 2011
News / 100% TRUE! RAT MEAT PREPARED IN 3 BIGGEST CHINESE RESTAURANTS IN KRAKOW CLOSED DOWN ! [96]
Rat a threey?
Rat a threey?
szarlotka
29 Mar 2011
Law / Does Poland have the most prehistorical and strictest banking system in the world? [57]
Companies paying people by cheque? I thought that was long gone as a practice! Expensive and subject to abuse/loss/theft.
Companies paying people by cheque? I thought that was long gone as a practice! Expensive and subject to abuse/loss/theft.
szarlotka
28 Mar 2011
Feedback / Why PolishForums? Give us your stories! [60]
True, but it made me feel so at home.
Bubbawoo called a lot of people twats
True, but it made me feel so at home.
szarlotka
28 Mar 2011
Feedback / Why PolishForums? Give us your stories! [60]
I came here to find a Polish bride but then remembered I already had one. Bubbawoo called me a twat and I realised that this was my sort of place and sort of hung around.
I came here to find a Polish bride but then remembered I already had one. Bubbawoo called me a twat and I realised that this was my sort of place and sort of hung around.
szarlotka
25 Mar 2011
USA, Canada / Where is loyalty of Polish diaspora in America? In USA or in Poland? What is priority? [63]
Very well put. I guess my wife feels the same way. The family is first and the country (homeland or adopted) is a distant second.
Very well put. I guess my wife feels the same way. The family is first and the country (homeland or adopted) is a distant second.
szarlotka
25 Mar 2011
USA, Canada / Where is loyalty of Polish diaspora in America? In USA or in Poland? What is priority? [63]
Lol - so it must be true then ShawnH;)
PS - Hope you are well and that Canada is thawing out a bit;)
I learned that on this forum.
Lol - so it must be true then ShawnH;)
PS - Hope you are well and that Canada is thawing out a bit;)
szarlotka
22 Mar 2011
Polonia / Poles fleeing from Greece [14]
Perhaps you bear some personal responsibility for this,
Poles fleeing from Greece
Perhaps you bear some personal responsibility for this,
szarlotka
18 Mar 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Calm down, calm down.
There is intelligent life from Liverpool you know. When I find it I'll let you know.
Calm down, calm down.
There is intelligent life from Liverpool you know. When I find it I'll let you know.
szarlotka
18 Mar 2011
szarlotka
16 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]
Spell it properly please. A degree of reverance is required here. I'll ask for a pardon for you tomorrow.
Oops;)
Guiness?
Spell it properly please. A degree of reverance is required here. I'll ask for a pardon for you tomorrow.
Szarlotka you forgot William Trevor..:)
Oops;)
szarlotka
15 Mar 2011
Love / ARE POLISH GIRLS GOLD-DIGGERS? [359]
I asked my better half this question. She says that it is utter rubbish and for £1000 she'll give you the evidence. Jimmy Choos fund;)
Are Polish and Eastern European Women Just Money Oriented?
I asked my better half this question. She says that it is utter rubbish and for £1000 she'll give you the evidence. Jimmy Choos fund;)
szarlotka
2 Mar 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Sorry to hear that. Hey nothing ventured nothing gained as we say.
Business was too slow and the once nice Polish neighborhood is now all Mexican, the only customers that came in were gangbangers and it was too much trouble.
Sorry to hear that. Hey nothing ventured nothing gained as we say.
szarlotka
2 Mar 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Glad to hear it? How's that bar going?
Glad to hear that too. She was an absolute star. Wicked sense of humour. Wish her well from me next time you talk.
Im still alive
Glad to hear it? How's that bar going?
I talked to Pani Krysia yesterday, shes doing well:)
Glad to hear that too. She was an absolute star. Wicked sense of humour. Wish her well from me next time you talk.
szarlotka
1 Mar 2011
Love / Why do frustrated men ask silly questions about Polish women or girls? [42]
Damn it no;) Apart from Latin and what good is that?
pls . I wonder if you can speak any foreign language as good as I speak english
Damn it no;) Apart from Latin and what good is that?
szarlotka
25 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Just one of life's cycles WB. I guess the frustrations of doing business out there can waer you down. It sounds like you've got a great family from your posts over the years (new arrival and all that) so it can't be all bad. If I could relive great junks of my life I would put my family more to the fore rather than chasing up the career ladder only to find it was pretty crap when I got up there;)
OK. I'll give you a starring role (which you probably won't thank me for);)
As for using here as random chat (Can't quote you Aphro) - why not. It seems to be one of the few thread where we can have a laugh and debate things in a slightly more humorous manner.
its mostly bad - sorry to say.
Just one of life's cycles WB. I guess the frustrations of doing business out there can waer you down. It sounds like you've got a great family from your posts over the years (new arrival and all that) so it can't be all bad. If I could relive great junks of my life I would put my family more to the fore rather than chasing up the career ladder only to find it was pretty crap when I got up there;)
don't forget to make me look good!
OK. I'll give you a starring role (which you probably won't thank me for);)
As for using here as random chat (Can't quote you Aphro) - why not. It seems to be one of the few thread where we can have a laugh and debate things in a slightly more humorous manner.
szarlotka
25 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Bargain!
However, remember that for the same sum you can buy 24 Harrier jump jets, Fifteen Tornado GR1 and F3As and as many Nimrods as you can shake a stick at in the Great Uk Government Defence Cuts Car Boot Sale. Buy four and get a free half built aircraft carrier;)
Phew until I read the last bit I thought you were a Vampire;)
10 millions and you can beam yourself up into space
Bargain!
However, remember that for the same sum you can buy 24 Harrier jump jets, Fifteen Tornado GR1 and F3As and as many Nimrods as you can shake a stick at in the Great Uk Government Defence Cuts Car Boot Sale. Buy four and get a free half built aircraft carrier;)
Now I need to drink more tea and prepare for the night. I am still sick.
Phew until I read the last bit I thought you were a Vampire;)
szarlotka
24 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
It's all Scandinavia to us insular Brits;) Blondes, horrendoulsy expensive beer.... that sort of thing;)
Who gives us our Christmas tree for Trafalgar Square every year?????? It's you lot (and very grateful we are because the current austerity measures means that our public funds couldn't buy us a two foot artificial[ jobby from the local DIY store)
True - a proposal for my next piece of highly lucrative but extremely boring piece of work;)
NORWAY! NORWAY! I am NOT from DENMARK
It's all Scandinavia to us insular Brits;) Blondes, horrendoulsy expensive beer.... that sort of thing;)
Who gives us our Christmas tree for Trafalgar Square every year?????? It's you lot (and very grateful we are because the current austerity measures means that our public funds couldn't buy us a two foot artificial[ jobby from the local DIY store)
please stop disrupting Szarlotka- he is writing
True - a proposal for my next piece of highly lucrative but extremely boring piece of work;)
szarlotka
23 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Pay attention. You are still here which is why you are not on the list. You are still here aren't you?
As for general mentions in my ramblings the bar has been raised. To get a mention you have do something truly memorable to counteract my failing memory. Try posting in the nude or putting an avatar against your user name or maybe send us a Christmas tree or two.
just wanna ask have I ever been mentioned?
Pay attention. You are still here which is why you are not on the list. You are still here aren't you?
As for general mentions in my ramblings the bar has been raised. To get a mention you have do something truly memorable to counteract my failing memory. Try posting in the nude or putting an avatar against your user name or maybe send us a Christmas tree or two.
szarlotka
22 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
Please help me. I have lost contact with some very good friends. I say friends even though I never actually met them in person. It was an online kind of thing. Just text, they couldn't afford webcams and I can't make mine work anyway. I know some of them are still alive but it's been so long I don't know where to start looking to find them again. If any of you know the whereabouts of any of the following people please ask them to call me or even visit me here at the home for distressed gentlefolk.
Bubbawoo, Pingwin, Ranj, Shopgirl, pgtx, Krysia, Osiol, Giles, Svengoolie, Svengoola, Hueg, Sledz, Fitz, Mufas, JustysiaS and others
Small reward for finding in the form of humorous and intelligent debate...
Time for my meds
Please help me. I have lost contact with some very good friends. I say friends even though I never actually met them in person. It was an online kind of thing. Just text, they couldn't afford webcams and I can't make mine work anyway. I know some of them are still alive but it's been so long I don't know where to start looking to find them again. If any of you know the whereabouts of any of the following people please ask them to call me or even visit me here at the home for distressed gentlefolk.
Bubbawoo, Pingwin, Ranj, Shopgirl, pgtx, Krysia, Osiol, Giles, Svengoolie, Svengoola, Hueg, Sledz, Fitz, Mufas, JustysiaS and others
Small reward for finding in the form of humorous and intelligent debate...
Time for my meds
szarlotka
22 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
wot no ILS? Not that I trust software with my life. Once got a ride in a Tornado GR1 flying low in the Lake District using terrain seeking radar. All the time I was thinking that no system i've ever known is bug free!
No no a thousand times no..... I understand the off side rule FFS.
I've lost my bearing, have been forced to declare an emergency and have made an emergency landing at an unfamiliar and a totally disappointing airfield. To make things even worst - the strip was covered with tall grass. :)
wot no ILS? Not that I trust software with my life. Once got a ride in a Tornado GR1 flying low in the Lake District using terrain seeking radar. All the time I was thinking that no system i've ever known is bug free!
Lotka is a girl! I KNEW IT!!!!
No no a thousand times no..... I understand the off side rule FFS.
szarlotka
22 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
PMSL - the girlie identity crisis driven by the user name is not a new mistake. If you had been here a few years back to hear how I got the nickname in PL you would understand.
For future reference my legs are unshaved, I don't have a Brazilian and if I would never wear that bikini top with a tan - that's what white is for;)
This whole time I pictured Szarlotka as this gentle, kind, FEMALE soul! ...and I bet he doesn't even shave his legs
PMSL - the girlie identity crisis driven by the user name is not a new mistake. If you had been here a few years back to hear how I got the nickname in PL you would understand.
For future reference my legs are unshaved, I don't have a Brazilian and if I would never wear that bikini top with a tan - that's what white is for;)
szarlotka
22 Feb 2011
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
OK. Thank you very much;)
Take a compliment like a real man, will yah
OK. Thank you very much;)