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Posts by Juche  

Joined: 17 Feb 2009 / Male ♂
Last Post: 9 Nov 2012
Threads: Total: 9 / Live: 5 / Archived: 4
Posts: Total: 292 / Live: 143 / Archived: 149
From: Pyongyang, DPRK
Speaks Polish?: Korean, Engrish
Interests: Spread ideas of North Korean glory and self sufficiency

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Juche   
12 Sep 2009
News / Prediction: Poland to be World Superpower in XXI century [147]

Fans of Poland do not fret, according to reactionary Geroge Firedmann Poland will be a superpower once USA gives it "Isreael-like" status:

wiadomosci.onet.pl/2041844,12,item.html

the alternative: build bunkers, dig tunnel
Juche   
10 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

ever been to Japan? They are MUCH worse

i didnt think it coud get worse than an average day in warsaw where even women pushing prams seem to careen forward with wild reckless abandon.
Juche   
10 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

None of the above are exclusively Polish traits.

heres an interesting polish trait for you all to discuss: an unusual number of Poles do not seem to look where they are going. on the streets the pedestrians lollygag and walk around wiht their heads in the clouds and they bump into you nonstop, and driving...dont even get me started, like overgrown children in bumpercars hHAAHA
Juche   
10 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

If a Polish woman likes you, you WILL know about it, because they won't leave you alone.

unless they just want something from you, then they wont leave you alone either (English lessons, borrow your laptop, proofread their CV, etc) LOL
Juche   
9 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

strange Polish fashions:

men: those thin cotton vests with pockets, leather satchels that really do look like man-purses, tight shirts, funny eyeglasses (ampngst those trying real hard to be swank).

women: whats with that purple hair dye?
Juche   
9 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

seriously though camo clothes are extremely popular here as well

smart people, preparing for the coming sh$t storm. now if they would just get in their bunkers.
Juche   
9 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

but I find that type of fashion obsession over the top.

good thing military uniforms and mao caps never go out of stylish. In Poland girls dress very nice although the ongoing 80s obsession points to deep rooted recidivism. The chaps in Poland oh they are another story although we are still analyze the passionate love of pointy and dainty dress shoe worn by menfolk.
Juche   
14 Jun 2009
Love / Polish guys who have never had girlfriends [71]

In Peoples Democatic Republic of North Korea we have gorlfriend assigned by state collective, in Poland govenrment should also do this and would solve all problem of Poland working peoples.
Juche   
14 Jun 2009
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

One might expect that twenty years without communism would reverse the trend.

Polish peoples always blame communism on their mindset, or else they blame Russian/Soviet occupations or German occupations and et cetera. Now you see my point - for their current lack of correct socialisitc mindset and rudeness, they blaming every one but own self! Ridiculous tendencies which must be quashed! Polish are born reactionaries.
Juche   
13 May 2009
Travel / Motorcycle tour of Poland [137]

I want to tour Poland by motorcycle, anybody living there have some insight on this?

buy good life/health insurance and always ride defensively, people's driving skills (At least in Warsaw) leave much to be desired as do parking skills and lack of common courtesy.
Juche   
26 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

The game's up and the laugh is over.

the game is up when all working peoples are unite into one fist which will be rammed down the hole of oppressors.

Back on topic, reason to hate Poland is increasing less of worker's milk bars where working proletariat could eat tasty hot gruel and replacement of these facility with cheap non-nutricious imperialistic junk foods as Pizza Hot and McDonlads.

inability to lead useful discussion and polemic on dissapearance of milk bars from Polish society norms is indication that my analysis is correct, technically and ideologiaclly
Juche   
26 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

we are everywhere where you not think. our network of sleeper agents is full in place. in fact, the person you think of as your boss for example could be one of our secretive shock troops who lies in waiting, ready to strike at the neck of the pupetmasters and their running dog lackeys who benefits directly from their lechery. for example I have visit Poland many times unbeknown to anyone, as I arrive in secret by way of one-man submersible craft, washing up stealthily on beach at Ustka or Sopot undercover of night and undetected by drunken youths who lick eachother amorously.
Juche   
26 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

We say "Glory to the Dear Leader in North Korea," and sometimes we say "Break the Chains of the Capitalist Puppeteer," that is a full enough repertoire of the common man woman and child in our country.
Juche   
26 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

They will react, mark my words!

and so shall we with SCUD missiles and even pick axes and shovels - the same ones with which we build gloriuos monuments - if they dare attack us in effort to interupt our drive toward full socialism inspire - Juche ideology. Japane, America, South Korea - we want to be friend to such peoples who are surerly also dreaming of taking over means of production but imperialist aggressors do not want friendship, they only want to wreck what we build (including our monuments) and replace evetyhing with fast food hamburger chains, video rental shoppes, and private health clinics where pharmaceutical companies can wreak havoc on our lives. Also Wal-Mart is another scourge which American brings everywhere with him.
Juche   
25 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Can I ask you, why does NK attach so much priority to having a strong army?

same as israel - because we are being surrounded by the enemy who never ceases to march.
Juche   
25 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Have you been to Bytom, Juche?

yes, and I have marvelled at the tear-inspiring architecture including monumental buildings for common use and the abodes of the working class. this city is represents a true advance in urban architecture and shouls always be used as working model for all future generations, a feat which will allow to instill proper mindest in cadres building a vanguard.
Juche   
25 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

The architecture is as it is. Funny, I'm not aware of any voice calling for the Party to give this to

this is because the voice of working peoples is not listened to and not adhered to. your architecture is as it is because only the voice of the capitalist is heard and these lecherous class of society prefer glass skyscraper and shopping mall which is disggusting product of mass consumption culture. It has been proven favourably that working peoples prefer structure of reinforced concrete coupled with bunker-style architectural solutions, and must of couesr include necessary monuments.
Juche   
25 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Lack of discipline? What on earth does that mean?

it mean Polish when in crowd or group behave like unruly aemeobas incapable of marching in straight line union or working in work gang without brutal supervisions, even then many problems.

Who wants socialist architecture anyway?

the working class wants and demands this, and the vanguard of the Party will give it to them.
Juche   
24 Mar 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

3 reasons why you hate Poland.

1. increasingly lack of architecture socialistic in nature
2. lack of discipline in society
3. not enough monument
Juche   
24 Mar 2009
Life / Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!? [472]

Incidentally Norway is a mystery to most Poles, other than beautiful fjords Poles generally know very little about this country, so there are few stereotypes about the people. And they have good fish. And good looking girls. Maybe because of the diet high in Omega-3 oils, the girls are sexy.
Juche   
24 Mar 2009
Life / Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!? [472]

Anybody know of the stereotype about Swedes, Fins, Danes, Italians etc? (From a Polish point of view)

Poles often think Finns are depressed alcoholics, and very good socialistic. I sometimes hear Poles refer to Swedes as non-believing atheists who prefer gay marriage and kiddie prn to good old fashion family

values and a day spent at church (which is stereotypically what a Polish should be).

Sorry, just reporting what I often hear.
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Work / Salary expectations in Poland [373]

you will beat financial crisis by refusing cable television, swithc to pre-pay sim card for cell phone, and eating roots and tubers.
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Love / How to show a polish Guy I like him [56]

if there is a way that I could show him that I like him

by showing him your commitment to the entire collective and a healthy socialisitic mindframe you will win over any comrade true! North Korea girls, well-versed in art of Juche and other noble principle, can demonstrate proficiency in twirling baton, marching with straight back and maintain cheerful smile which showes duty to working peoples, and marksmanship. consider these attributes of personal character and you will be suceess.
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Work / Salary expectations in Poland [373]

Has your salary been affected by the crisis? Just incidentally, why the hostility towards Japan?

as the crisis is creation of corrupt capitalistic system it does not affect working masses of North Korea. my salary pays in North Korea Won and is not affect by fluctuations of your curreny.

English level of my coworkers is various, many speak other language but no English. My comrade sitting next to my desk speak ALbanian and Estonian and Finnish but no English!
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Work / Salary expectations in Poland [373]

Aren't your travel rights restricted as a NK national?

as prefered member of party elite i travel as I please. the working masses are happy to not travel, they are busy erecting monuments and such
Juche   
23 Mar 2009
Work / Salary expectations in Poland [373]

or a NK guy, you sure do seem to know a lot about Polish demographics and social trends.

this is my primary duty and responsiblity at ministry where I toil in the name of the working masses.