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Posts by Jova  

Joined: 15 Mar 2008 / Female ♀
Last Post: 23 Oct 2008
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Posts: Total: 172 / Live: 42 / Archived: 130
From: Gdańsk, Poland
Speaks Polish?: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Interests: music, languages, comedy

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Jova   
6 Oct 2008
Love / Are Polish Girls scared of English Guys [124]

Absolutely.
All Polish girls are scared of English guys.
They're attracted to Spaniards.
They think Germans smell.
They adore Scandinavians.
They steer clear of Austrians.
They make out with Frenchmen.
They cheat on Greeks.
They hate Asians, looks askance at Africans and despise all Americans.
They've never heard of Australians because Australians live too far away.
Jova   
28 Sep 2008
Language / Poland in different languages? [74]

Lengyelorszag

It's Hungarian, isn't it? I'm really looking forward to learning this language. It's fascinating! So different! :)
Jova   
12 Sep 2008
Language / Polish sayings [236]

To turn in one's grave

Przewracać się w grobie.
Jova   
22 Jul 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

Hey, I'm Polish and my face isn't that blurred! :P
Jova   
26 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

I think she wants some water to put out the blow torch ;)
Jova   
26 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

It's not the kinky thread, Polly!
btw... I miss you there... :)
Jova   
26 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

yeah....i like those trees.. . ... .. . ;)

Do those trees look Polish? :)

Let me check...you're not there !! :( Please, come back !!!

Polson, you need glasses! What's wrong with you sight?? I know I'm skinny but I can't just disappear in the sheets ;)

So why aren't u pleasuring Jova?

I'd like to know too... ;)

Well, i'm going to bed soon, if she wants to come with me... ;P

Our wedding in [whatever the name of the German town was] is cancelled!!! :P
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

And you're still talking to me, what a waste of time, i mean what a waste !! :)

Stop scolding Seanus! You're even worse - I've been lying naked on your bed for half an hour now and you haven't noticed yet! How does this make me feel? :P
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

Sth kinky but not thread perhaps.

Having your private stripper at home sounds far more kinky than the kinky thread... No matter how hard we try, it remains virtual :/

What about that one with green leaves ?!! :)

I'd rather go for the one with branches ;)

Seems to be ;) Wouldn't you prefered the Southern type ?... Or is it just Spanish males...

Well, I do prefer the Southern type in general, but if your body is on offer... I might want to reconsider... ;)
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

Have you ever seen the recurring sketch-ette called "How to recognise different kinds of trees from quite a long way away"? Time after time the answer was "The Larch". Can I just mention that the Larch (Larix spp.) is a deciduous conifer?

Haha! yeah, the larch sketch is great :) And the larch is indeed confusing as a species, true ;)

I told you I don't know why!

No further questions then ;)
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

Definately an oak / dąb / Quercus (probably Q. robur) just to the left. Maybe a maple / klon / Acer pseudoplatanus just creeping into the picture on the right.

Impressive. All trees are the same to me. I can only tell the difference between the coniferous and deciduous ones ;)

I think in the middle of the picture, there is also a young lady who looks very Polish indeed

Why? ;)

My girl has just stripped, ready to go into the shower.

The kinky thread awaits you, Seanus ;)

Any park can do :) You decide which one.

Park Oliwski in Gdansk will do ;) It's a great one! You choose the tree ;)

From this perspective, i'd say that you look...above-Switzerland-European ;)

We're both the Northern type then ;)
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

Well yes, why not? Maybe we'll discover a certain Polish look from this perspective ;)
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

If you want more than a kiss, rendez-vous behind the second tree from the entry of the park, the one that has blue flowers... :)

The description is quite detailed and I might even give it a go... The thing is, I don't know what park you're talking about ;)

Now it's my turn. Do I look Polish?
:D


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Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

And the kiss is for you, why do you even wonder ;)

I know, honey, I know ;) Thanks :*

Even skandinavian if we had the opportunity to see the body as well.

Well, many of us have already had this opportunity :P (say no more... ;))

Polson, I've already told you you look Scandinavian!
Jova   
25 May 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

My turn to ask what's my look ? :)

You look as if you're sending sb a kiss ;) I don't know whether it's considered typically Polish or not :D
Jova   
18 May 2008
Travel / Hometown / Vacation pictures Poland [201]

Zgubiony

Thanks... I'm a bit too lazy to use photobucket... I'll just post two pics at a time...

Here's the Baltic Sea in the summer :)
Jova   
13 May 2008
Travel / Poland Warsaw Airport to Train [26]

Bus line 175. I don't remember exactly, but it takes about 20 mins to get to the railway station (depending on the traffic... if you're unlucky, it may take longer...).
Jova   
4 May 2008
Language / Polish slang phrases - most popular. [606]

I think the form "alaj" is use when the verb is untransitiv

Imperfective imperative ;) and I'd say it's the suffix -aj.
Jova   
4 May 2008
Language / Polish slang phrases - most popular. [606]

Ucking is more politically correct

Absolutely :)
However, political correctness is not much of a merit when it comes to slang, is it? ;)
Jova   
4 May 2008
Language / Polish slang phrases - most popular. [606]

pierdalać would be understood

Perhaps it would, but it would be considered incorrect at the same time (sth like saying 'ucking' instead of 'fucking' ;)).
Jova   
4 May 2008
Language / Polish slang phrases - most popular. [606]

dojebac sie

It means sth like to pick on sb or to carp at sth (in the perfective aspect) - Polish equivalents are przyczepić się, czepić się - at least that's how I understand it.

odjebac

It's sth like go crazy/behave in a foolish way.
"Odjebało ci???" = "Are you fucking mad?"

pierdalac

It's "pierdolić" and it has a variety of meanings ;) You need context to find out more.

All three are highly vulgar ;)
Jova   
2 May 2008
Life / Polish people and racism. [943]

What??? You pipe in and shoot against Germans and expect to be treated with satin gloves???
Keep out the next time when you can only dish out but not take it...

Now I'm convinced only British people understand irony and can laugh at themselves!
I made a casual comment on your language which IS harsh and sounds bad in most circumstances (apart from when it's used by generals to give orders to their soldiers) and you attacked me personally. I've got nothing against you as a person because I don't know you and you shouldn't call me names just because you feel insecure about your own language and can't accept a few jokes about it.
Jova   
2 May 2008
Life / Polish people and racism. [943]

I had a nice argument with EbonyandIvory...and then it got downhill thanks to you and others...great! :(

Sorry to interrupt your learned discussion! :/ Please try to restrain your aggression next time though.