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Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!? [472]
Mr GrunwaldI didn't mean this in a homosexual way. It's just that they observe you and then without you being aware of it, have analysed you and come with a striking comment about you or a habit of yours.
Part 3 of my list (final part):
Scottish: men: I have trouble understanding them, even though my English is pretty good. They deepfry everything, even mars-bars (and they eat them with ketchup)!! Women: extremely vulnerable for compliments (in my experience), usually well shaped b**bs, but a bit passive in bed.
Welsh: I don't like the Welsh. They talk weird, have a weird accent when they talk English and I've only once met a Welsh girl; she was a lesbian.
Finnish: men: a bit awkward. They want to be like Americans, but in fact are more like Russians and have no clue how to deal with their women. Women: generally good looking, well shaped and rather good in bed.
Northern Ireland: men: good guys, in for a laugh, but a bit backstabbing at times, unless they are from Derry. In that case you can't understand a single word they say. Women: crazy, drunk, sex-craving creatures. Man! If you meet a Northern Irish girl in the pub and she is even a little bit drunk and you don't get a BJ or more after 30 minutes, you're either hideous or you are gay.
Portugal: men: very nice guys; actually more British than Iberian, welcoming and you become friends with them very quick. Women: tend to be a bit agressive, but when you know them a little bit better, they are actually very sweet. Have sex with just friends a lot when single (even when not single it's not a big issue).
Brazilian: men: well, they like to party. Women: SEX. Their sexdrive is immense.
American: men: a bit double, but generally nice and welcoming, depends on the part of the US where you are. Tend not to keep their promises and everything can change at the last minute, even if it's arranged for a long time. Women: like to talk abou sex, but are not that quick to put their talk into practice. However, when they're drunk, things most likely tend to get a bit more easy. For the rest, the American woman is a kind of mixture of attitudes of the diverse European attitudes. There is a "harrassment-paranoya" that is not to be ignored. Don't be surprised if you lay your hand in a friendly, non-threatening way on her shoulder and about an hour later the doorman kicks you out for harrassing her.
Finally, the Dutch: men: have still find their place beside the women. They are a bit confused about the role that is expected from them. Should they be the touch macho or should they be the tender, caring man. They don't seem to know as the women want them to be both at the same time. Also, they want the men to be smart, have a really good job, like France, Spain and Italy and be extremely good in bed as women expect to get at least 3 or 4 orgasms per session. Women: usually blonde and pretty face, mostly, but not always, well built. Tend to have an *ss that's on the big side, though. Love-handles are also not uncommon. They like to talk. They like to TALK. They like to TALK about everything, including how the sex was when you're done. They get a major turnoff if you don't want to discuss how it went after the deed. If you want to get a Dutch girl that's smart, do following: have her invite you over to HER place. Dutch women are emancipated, so they don't mind inviting you over. They also don't mind to split the bill when it's the 5th or later date you have with her. Anyway, at her place: pretend you enjoy her crummy cooking skills (probably something vegetarian or something you didn't think could fail, but has failed), talk about things you're not interested in, listen to music you really don't like, talk some more about non-issues you don't care about, go to some weird pub around the corner, bring her home. Thank her for the nice evening and ask her if you can come in again. If she lets you come in again, talk again about non-interesting things (be prepared to drink coffee!!) and then after all that, maybe, just MAYBE you may get to sleep with her.
That's it, I think I have covered all prejudices and experiences with this list. Print it out and hang it on the wall above your bed and memorize it. Shalom.
ShelleySI've been around for a while :) And, it was about prejudice, I think ;)
Edit: I forgot Israel: men: are either p*ssies, vegetarian and all, or super macho, vegetarian and all. Women: cool and distant, until you tell them you're Jewish, or at least partly Jewish; then they're all over you.
M-G (mood is getting better again)
