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Sidliste_Chodov   
4 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

Kashubians are nation in Poland?

A minority in Poland, yes. A nation within Poland? No.

You may tell me where this fabled nation called "Kashubia" is, if you like ;)

or a Polish dialect?

Kashubian is a language closely related to Polish, not a dialect. Like with Silesian language, some will disagree.

and Silesians are completely weird, they'd rather be part of Germany.

I'd love to hear you say that to my Silesian relatives ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
4 Aug 2011
Travel / Why do you visit Poland? [223]

Let's face it, none of the expats on this forum would have ever considered moving there if it was full of fat & ugly women, would they :)

Why do you visit Poland?

Er.... I don't :p
Sidliste_Chodov   
6 Aug 2011
Travel / Why do you visit Poland? [223]

pgtx: not for girls, but for the girl - yes!

haha, pwned! :)

Seanus: There are lakes, mountains, seaside and also many nice buildings to look at :)

I've got all this within an hour of where I live, we have better choice of food, and my city is light years ahead of Poland musically (ok so Decapitated are good, but still, lol) so why would I need to visit Poland? If I start to miss seeing Pinocchio noses I can knock my neighbour up lol
Sidliste_Chodov   
6 Aug 2011
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [124]

I wonder how long it's going to be until "someone" starts to define what a real Kaszub is and what is a "Plastic" one ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
7 Aug 2011
Travel / Why do you visit Poland? [223]

Hell no, definitely not an evil Russian lol :)

OK so our mountains aren't quite as good, but you can't have it all haha ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
8 Aug 2011
UK, Ireland / Why Poles will never belong in England [283]

anyone who mentions 'inventions' in this thread will incur my wrath.

Especially as the Chinese probably thought of most of these things thousands of years ago :)

First of all, the Poles that come seek work in England are generally speaking lower working class people. Successful and educated Poles need not be interested in bloody England

These days, yes. It's mostly Poland's dresiarstwo scum who move here now. This was not necessarily the case before 2004. Everyone knows why this is, but unless we destroy the EUSSR it won't change.

Apparently it's the lower class English who have a problem with the Poles working in England. Low class hating on the low class. The difference is, Poles will work, while the English complain about not getting paid enough.

Typical left-wing response. If you knew the range of people I know, you would understand that this is a lie; a wide range of social classes and people are sick of a thousand extra people entering the country each day, while it's likely that a thousand jobs are being lost each day. If you think this is acceptable, then it's time that the same thing happened to Poland, and see how you like it then.

Poland is now the 6th strongest economy is Europe and is on its way to becoming a major power in Europe

Without the EU, Poland would be nothing. Like the UK, most of its industry has gone. Where do you think all that money came from for those new motorways: rocketing sales of Polish textiles and cars? Don't make me laugh.

A Pole goes to England, works hard, gets married, educates his children, and his children blend into the English culture, where the only difference in the end is the last name. If you have a problem with that, maybe your daughter can marry a Nigerian.

If you believe everyone on here, Polish women do just that - marry (or, more accurately, get pregnant by :p ) Nigerians and quite a few other third-worlders as well! So which is it? :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
8 Aug 2011
UK, Ireland / Why Poles will never belong in England [283]

Each day? I don't know anyone who recently went to the UK. It's not the year 2004. It's 2011.

You think that only Poles move to Britain? That's what the papers want you to think, because it's acceptable to be prejudiced towards "East" Europeans, but not to those who cause the real problems (and who continue to enter the country in much larger numbers, and bring much bigger problems). Wait until Warsaw or Krakow starts to experience what London is experiencing, then you won't think it's so "egzotyczne" any more ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
23 Aug 2011
Language / Is the term 'Polak' derogatory?? [254]

:)

I have no problem with Scottish people generally. But I do have a problem with a certain Scot who thinks he's Polish just because he moved there and holds a Polish driving licence, and thinks that this somehow entitles him to decide who is Polish and who isn't.

Needless to say, we all know that he would never dare go up to a British-born Nigerian in London and say "you ain't a real nigga cos u weren't born in Africa blud". :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
28 Aug 2011
Food / What exactly is Polish Bread? [91]

Polish wedding bread

Nice :)

I never had bread like this at my wedding! haha

It is probably sacrilegious but Polish bread makes good toast.

Now, this is something I must disagree on.

In my experience, Polish bread simply becomes too hard when toasted. I like my food, but for some reason, I always find that the best toast is made with... plain old bargain-basement English white sliced bread from the supermarket lol.

Same with English fry-ups: there's no point using "Sainsbury's extra-special sundried tomato and extra-lean free-range pork" sausages which cost £15/kg with your beans and toast, just use the cheapest, chavviest plain old sausages from Iceland for 90p a pack. Why this is the case, is beyond me! lol
Sidliste_Chodov   
28 Aug 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Where are the videos and pics of the Polish women to rival the rest of the world?

tbh it doesn't really matter to me whether they "rival the rest of the world" or not, I just like them :) But I prefer slightly older women to most of you lot, so my choice would be someone like Katarzyna Herman...
Sidliste_Chodov   
3 Sep 2011
Food / Your all time favourite Polish Dishes! [108]

The above, plus bigos, kluski Śląskie, zupa szczawiowa, tvarohové a povidlové koláèe (oh sorry, they're Czech lol) and my mum's cakes.
Sidliste_Chodov   
4 Sep 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Give 5 years they will all look like English girls.

The new stock coming through looked a right bunch of porkers to me.

If that means that Polish women start looking closer to size 12, instead of size 0, then I'm all for it! You can have the undernourished, and I'll take the "real women", because I can handle 'em, and you can't, hehe :p

I bet you're one of those English guys who can't pull and has skinny red legs like a crab..:)

LOL, I bet his "pork sword" is a bit on the slim side as well haha.
Sidliste_Chodov   
4 Sep 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Her parents were called Władysław and Bronisława Sklodowski - not exactly French names, are they?

Some of us (including me) have been in the house she was born in - which was still in Poland the last time I looked :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
5 Sep 2011
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]

I ran my photo through a face-recognition site, and it only came up with one match: a Czechoslovak politician, from when he was still young!

I don't really look that much like him, but I can see why it decided that I do.

Still, at least it means I do have some kind of "Slavic" look :) haha
Sidliste_Chodov   
13 Sep 2011
Life / Poland: worst teeth in the world? [98]

If you believed the cr*p you read on here, you would think Britain has the worst teeth - well, that's what they keep telling us on here, anyway!
Sidliste_Chodov   
13 Sep 2011
Life / Poland: worst teeth in the world? [98]

This isn't a dig at Poland, this is just an observation from working at (just) above minimum wage.

Spot on. It's the same over here, to a degree - walk around somewhere like Richmond or Chelsea and you won't see many people with bad teeth, then go to some chavvy former mill town and it's full of people with no/bad teeth. Less money, plain and simple. Even NHS dental work costs a fortune these days. I would prefer to have decent teeth than a crateful of beer and a pocketful of soapbar, but each to their own ;)

Though the point about Poland does ring true to some extent. It reminds me of something my (Polish) mum once said - "the reason Polish women never smile is because they're hiding their bad teeth" lol. Cruel, but to some extent, fair. However, my former Polish-born partner had perfect teeth, so it's definitely not everyone. :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
13 Sep 2011
Life / Poland: worst teeth in the world? [98]

I had four fillings while living in Poland and have had to have all four replaced since leaving. Yes, cheap. Good, not necessarily.

It's not necessarily better here. I've never had any problem finding a good doctor, but dentists??? OMG, thay are like gold dust, and paying privately doesn't even guarantee better treatment.

I used to have the same dentist (NHS) for 15 years, but then I moved, and my most recent dentist was doing more harm than good - constant excuses about why they can only put temporary fillings in, saying there's "nothing wrong" when I've been in pain for months, instead of doing the job right. I think the problem is that they have too few paying patients, as most of the people attending the practice seem to be on benefits, so it costs them too much to do the job right. I've found another practice (recommended by someone), but I suspect that it will cost me a lot to put the damage right. I'm considering legal action if my new dentist finds evidence of negligence. I've had my teeth damaged by a poor dentist in the past, and it took the good dentist mentioned above nearly 10 years to fix the problems - I'm not going through that again, this time I'm doing something about it if I'm advised to do so. Working NHS patients pay 80% of the actual cost, and many things have to be done privately, so I'm entitled to expect value for money, especially as most of the people who go there seem to get the same treatment for free.

I don't say that Polish dentists are good or bad. I just say that there is no logical correlation between bad teeth and bad dentists.

Wrong. Bad dentists can do a lot of damage to otherwise reasonable healthy teeth and gums. See my post above. The initial problem (20 years ago) was caused by a dentist who refused to treat an infection - I had to go to hospital to get the infection treated, and suffered years of problems as a result.
Sidliste_Chodov   
13 Sep 2011
Life / Poland: worst teeth in the world? [98]

A tooth removed (without fuss, but with painkillers) is about 80-100zl privately in a normal, clean dentist.

Does "without painkillers" mean "without anaesthesia"? My mum says that used to be an option back in the day, to save money, but these days??

However, this must be the most boring thread on PF EVER. Congratulation.

Surely you must have read the lame "Polish women are <fill in stereotype here> " threads? At least you can learn something new on this one ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
14 Sep 2011
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1090]

I mean born there to Polish parents for example?

Born in England to Polish parents.

I believe that the term used on here for people like me is "Plastic Pole", but anyone who says that to my face will "dostanie w mordę" lol ;)
Sidliste_Chodov   
14 Sep 2011
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]

so, do I have any distinctly Polish features?

Oh come on... you already know the answer to that one :)
Sidliste_Chodov   
19 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [250]

Get out of my country "Dave the taig".

Perhaps you should save the sectarian cr*p for the marching season.

The million or so Poles who have come here in the past five years definitely came to work.

Where is "here"? Adelaide?

If you don't even live in the UK then it's none of your business anyway.

They are three times more likely to be law-abiding than the average British resident

Not every "British resident" is truly "British", if you see what I mean. Whereas virtually every "Polish resident" is Polish.

The UK is a very high-crime country with mass immigration from a vast number of nations, many of which are even more crime-ridden, and whose citizens often bring their "issues" with them. Poland isn't subject to this (yet).

and the 134 Polish Catholic churches are packed.

Where do you get these figures from?

I've attended most of the Polish churches in London, as well as those in four major cities outside London. Adding the others that I am aware of would give a total which is nowhere near that figure, yet represents the majority of Polish people in England. There are still many English churches which hold services in Polish, but these are not "Polish churches". There are apparently fewer than 120 Polish priests in the UK, and each church tends to have two priests, or more where the congregation is particularly large (Ealing, for example). So who runs the other churches, then?

Hopefully this will satisfy you, so in summary they are more law abiding than the natives, harder working than the natives, do not claim as much benefit as the natives and according to this more intelligent than the natives, those with the thick accents anyhow. SO ALL YOU TEACHERS OUT THERE TAKE NOTE!

You've clearly got an agenda, so save us the lies. It doesn't appear that you are Polish, so you won't know the community as well as I do. if you did, you would know that many older immigrants and their descendants are fed up of mass Polish immigration, and also understand that previous immigrants of all races in the UK are suffering due to mass immigration. If immigration is so good for the economy, then why are we bankrupt? Please don't give me that "immigrants also pay taxes" line, because most of the recent immigrants are in poorly-paid or comparatively low-paid jobs, which may even attract tax credits, so how does that make the economy better - especially if a lot of the money is sent home, or saved for when they plan to return?

Most British people are hard-working as well, so stop the predictable anti-British media prejudice. The difference here is that Poles have more incentive to work hard if they plan on going back home. If I could move to another country and earn £100K a year for what I do over here, I'd have an incentive for working extra-hard (or give my employer the impression that I'm a "better worker") as well!
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [250]

My style of delivery is strictly influenced by the racists who have posted here before-whose rights to slander the Poles you seem so determined to uphold.

Quoting from the Torygraph is about as legitimate as quoting from the Daily Fail as far as I'm concerned. You couldn't even provide links to support your comment about Polish church attendance. I've spent four decades around Polish people, so there's no way the likes of you will ever be able to tell me what to think when it comes to my community.

All that stuff about "better-educated", "more law-abiding", "harder-working" Poles is just anti-British rhetoric from politicians who wish to destroy this country, and bring down wages and living conditions for nearly everyone who lives and works here - whether they are Polish, English, Chinese, black or white. And idiots like you fall for it.

I'm Polish on both sides of the family, and everyone I know (from Poland or of Polish origin) can see what is happening. We should be pleased that there are more Poles around, but not if our living conditions have to worsen to make room for them.

We prefer our sentiments to be guided by experience, not the tabloid mouthpieces of capitalists and corrupt politicians - who are ultimately responsible for the mess the UK is in now.
Sidliste_Chodov   
20 Sep 2011
UK, Ireland / Polish immigrants in the UK - victims or criminals?! [250]

That's one of the most cretinous statements I have read here yet.

Hardly surprising, really; when they were giving out the wasteman awards, he wasn't exactly at the back of the queue.

What? Notting Hill??

I must admit that I like Black Country accents. It's Birmingham that's horrible :)