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JonnyM   
10 Mar 2011
UK, Ireland / Does everyone know about countess Markiewicz? Polish connection. [16]

A remarkable person. Her sister too.

Were these two quite anomalous at the time?

Not at all. Quite common in fact.

Are there many Protestants in Irish nationalist parties today?

In the south, there are protestants in all walks of life and at the moment quite a high rate of conversions to Anglicanism. The North is somewhat polarised.

Her life was an amazing story. On a side note (a Russia rather than a Poland thing), am I right in thinking that the most important part of the Russian crown jewels, the Cap of Monomakh, spent a few years in a cardboard box in someone's attic in Dublin?
JonnyM   
11 Mar 2011
News / Donald Tusk's Government of Poland Continues to Oppress Poles [161]

It may not be what Crow wants to hear, but people, either in Poland or elsewhere, don't think of Serbia at all. It isn't a major economy. it isn't in a strategic location, it isn't in an alliance with anybody. In short it is irrelevant to world affairs.

It only really comes to people's attention when they start murdering their neighbours in Srebrenica or Kosovo, and then it is dealt with quickly and effectively.
JonnyM   
11 Mar 2011
News / Donald Tusk's Government of Poland Continues to Oppress Poles [161]

on the Serbian question.

There is no 'Serbian question'. The place is culturally, strategically, historically and economically irrelevant. It barely exists except in the minds of its residents and those of its neighbours that it bullies.
JonnyM   
13 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

In the great days of piracy, pirates could come from any nationality but were loyal to none. Unless they were buccaneers, who were 'loyal' only to whatever country was protecting them. Colour, class and nationality meant nothing to them. If any of them had been Polish, it would have been irrelevant to them and to others.

There may have been Poles among them, but my own feeling is that if any had been from Poland, the numbers would have been small. Most pirates were people who for whatever reaon had ended up in the Western Atlantic or the Barbary coast. Not the Baltic.
JonnyM   
13 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

I think the great heyday of piracy, from the Sixteenth to the late Eighteenth Centuries is a bit more relevant. Poles didn't exist in the period Gibbon was writing about.
JonnyM   
13 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

Poles just magically sprang into existence in the 10th century

You're quite wrong here. They consolidated as a nation from various existing groups from that period onwards with the process perhaps having started before. The Tenth Century group you mention was (very arguably) the beginning of this, and part of a non-linear process that continued until a few years into the Second Republic. The process took centuries.

Gibbons great work covers the period up to the fall of Constantinople to the Turk

Centuries prior to the heyday of piracy. Of course you can say piracy started with the Sea Peoples (not Polish either, LOL), or before, but the term 'piracy' has very different meanings in different periods. BTW, I did know the period Gibbon's D&F covers. I wouldn't be so quick to rely on it, either.

I will provide the number of the chapter

Don't bother.

shows how much you know.

Yes it does, rather.
JonnyM   
13 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

Sclavonian

I wonder how many of those were buccaneers on the Spanish Main...
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

Their lack of rum, parrots, and shoes with big buckles does not exclude them.

It does however make them uninteresting and relatively undocumented compared to the swashbuckling water pikeys of fifteen hundred years later.
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
History / How much Poles trust to France? [130]

'wotshit' this is really abusive.

Marie Curie is Marie Curie. The Skłodowska bit is not in general use outside PL.

And they created Grand Orient.

Pretty popular in PL back in the day, and has a couple of hundred members now.
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

Except there isn't really very much to say about them - and neither the ethnicity nor the geography correspond to anything recognisably Polish.
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird *****"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
Language / Short Polish<->English translations [1050]

Or "Mam ogomna ochota na Ciebie bo jestem zboczeniec i ty wyglądasz jak papież z peruką".

Works every time...
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

they were Slavs as are Poles. They are recognizably Polish on both counts

So are Serbians - but they aren't recognisably Polish. Except maybe to Crow.

the great Slavic Peopl

There is no more a 'Slavic people' than there is a 'Germanic people' or a 'Latin people'.

Slavic pirates of the Adriatic.

Who are obscure by the mists of time.
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

especially in South-East Asian waters, and they are brutal murderers.

It's certainly getting worse month by month off the coast of Somalia. A real problem. And the Somali pirates are getting bolder. Certainly none of them are Polish, but some of the crew members taken by them are.

I have to do a course soon about what to do if attacked by pirates. Should be interesting, but I hope I'll never need it.
JonnyM   
14 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

Irish pub on Miodowa is a very distant second.

Very very distant!

Patrick's is a very very bad idea

Scary.

But Bradleys is pretty good.
JonnyM   
15 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

There is that. A bit like Bahrain where there are European-style pubs on the 10th floor of a building.

I wonde where else there is to go in Warsaw now Morgans and that place by Metro Wilanowska are gone. I think the Irish Embassy staff go to Bradleys sometimes, which is a bit of a seal of approval. Do you know what Legends is like?
JonnyM   
15 Mar 2011
Language / Special Polish Prayers / (Funeral too) that stand out [12]

[Moved from]: Condolences in Polish

Can anyone suggest something to write in Polish as a condolence. It should be a one-liner. The deceased was an 88 year old retired lawyer. I never met him, but know his son and nephew. The son has just invited me to the funeral via facebook, but I can't attend.
JonnyM   
15 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

I just had a look at their website legendsbar.pl cold day before they start having wet tee-shirt contests, bingo and darts 'n doms nights
JonnyM   
15 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

As an Irishman

foreign leeches like the poles to return home and GIVE US THE REAL IRELAND BACK!! not this ugly bastardised run-down ****hole it has become

A couple of million others like you, and people wouldn't bother with St Patrick's Day anyway.
JonnyM   
16 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

Interesting!! Do you know his name. Worth reading up on.
JonnyM   
16 Mar 2011
History / Polish pirates [58]

Ignacy Blumer (O'Bloomer)

An interesting guy.

Searching for him, I found this, about some other Polish pirates - a big surprise! I suspect very few people, even in Poland, know about these guys. You learn something new every day: magistravel.pl/en/piraci.html
JonnyM   
16 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

their economy is still so pathetic even though they no longer have 'foreign occupation' to blame for their weakness

Glass houses and stones, if ever there were any...
JonnyM   
16 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

The real Ireland is one of crime, corruption, excessive immigration and depressions.

Don't forget Angela's Ashes!
JonnyM   
17 Mar 2011
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

There used to be Morgans. Not just in Warsaw but in Krakow and Poznań. Morgans was in the cellars of the Chopin Museum on ul. Tamka. The Poznań one was between the Rynek and my flat, but never really took off much.
JonnyM   
17 Mar 2011
Life / Sexual culture in Poland [66]

Many, many people kinkily into socks and trainers. Never understood it myself,, but certainly big in Poland
JonnyM   
17 Mar 2011
Life / Sexual culture in Poland [66]

What??? What are they doing with socks and trainers?

Far more than the maker intended, as far as I can gather.

Also a lot of catchers rather than pitchers.