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Do Polish Women age well? [153]
Women, if you are in your fifties, please don't wear a mini-skirt. Same if you're fat.
MEN!!
If you are over 50, please don't wear tiny trunks on the beach with your huge belly hanging over the top.
Don't overdo it with the grecian 2000 or the comb over, we know you are grey and bald.
Don't use stinky after shave , it's a real turn off.
If you have been brainwashed by machismo and are still single over the age of 40 you are probably a raging alcoholic, and smell like a brewery. In this case splash on the aftershave, but you will still stink.
Don't wear shirts undone halfway down so we can see your grey haired wrinkly chests.
Dont blame women for everything when you're young, middle aged or ancient like Zimmy xxx