News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

What "few" churches? They've been popping up like mushrooms, even faster than McDonald's, since JP2 came on the scene. Turn 'em into hospitals and schools I say. But how can you, with a dickhead puppet of the Vatican like Kaczyński, Tusk et al. And pope B16 (sounds like a Yankee missile in the Tatras) seems to be carrying on the business nicely.

Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [380]

Encouraged by their success in destroying Freddie Laker's airline, BA then went for Virgin as their next victim. In 1994, BA did its damndest to destroy LOT by not letting them land at UK airports. LOT responded in a similar vein and BA suddenly went all 'gentlemanly' again. BOYCOTT BA!

Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

"No one in my family has ever stolen anything". One in a million then, Guest?

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

The missiles will ultimately be controlled by the US president who publicly stated he was born on the planet Krypton, not in a manger (infowars). I'd feel safer under Monty Python. Keep taking the tablets, Obama.

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

The one body that's got its act very well together is the Catholic Church (a.k.a. Krk). Who else can - or would - ban the film "RELIGULOUS" from the cinemas? Everything else is as well organised as a looneybin.

If you want something done (ie building or house repairs), it may as well be carried out by a Mexican snail on Valium with heart disease!

I've had much more stuff nicked in one year in Poland than in 20 in UK; and that by my own immediate family - PEASANTS!

On the positive side, there's (still) cheapISH beer and vodka (and lard!). If you're into eating pork (pigs have about 90% human genes), that's cheap too. Make the most of it; the prices will shoot up come the Euro.

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

The Yanks are hell bent on blowing half the world up, so they may as well blow Poland up too. What dickheads.

Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

I really like it when a Polish "builder" claims, when you ask him what he is skilled at, he'll usually say 'wszystko'. OK, let's see his pilot's licence, his gynaecologist's diplomas......

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

You're saying it's OK for USA and UK to have WMDs, but not who they decide is an 'enemy'? Funny how whatever 'enemy' it is, just happens to be sitting on oil.

Remember the Yankee attacks on the Balkans about 20 yerars ago? They have SOME oil, but not huge reserves like Iran has. Iran is next.
With all the technology and expertise USA has, they didn't manage to find WMDs? Come off it. And who put Saddam into power in the first place? USA.

Remember a Mr Kelly, the WMD expert? Funny how he took a walk down the road, and was found far off in the woods, having topped himself "because he couldn't stand the stress of being questioned". No-one to date has found WMDs in Iraq. That Hussein must have had magic powers to make them invisible.

Accept the fact that the real terrorists are in the White House and in Downing Street.

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

All in all, it strongly looks like JohnP is the end product of establishment brainwashing, and a CIA agent. Of course he'll deny every word of it.

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

You are fooling no-one, JohnP.

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]


That's narrowmindedness. The Krk /Kościół rzymskokatolicki/ is responsible for Poland still being stuck in mediaeval times. They have made Poland a joke abroad. As for the bad economy, it's originally the red revenge at the end of the Communist era. They ensured that the Western system so long fought and desired for by the ordinary Polish people was the worst possible form. Their mindset was: "chciałeś, to masz!".

So, Polish Church and Polish politics; the combination of the current systems couldn't be worse for Poland.

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

At last, it looks like (hopefully) JohnP has woken up to the basic fact that we aren't as stupid as his establishment bosses hope we are. Hooray. Not even my cat believes the brainless fairy story that 9/11 wasn't an inside job.

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Not too dissimilar from Jews, then?

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

Lucky that Poland doesn't have oil, then. Or how about a Polish missile base in Alaska (well we can dream can't we?)?

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Maybe this was already mentioned somewhere here but anyway:

1 - almost everyone chainsmokes
2 - almost everyone eats animals, especially pigs
3 - the place is under snow for 5 months of the year

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Are you a Pole-ar bear, then?

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Tons of snow now. You'll be glad to hear I fell on my arse every day since last week!

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Well 'przelotem', at least Poland is a MUCH better place now than it was 20 years ago, and now - almost - in the 21st Century (unless you belong to the church which is still in the 15th Century).

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]


Sounds just like being back in India.

Off-Topic / To ALL IMMIGRANTS ("expats") to Poland on this forum... [124]

Have you thought this through, grubas (fatso)? If all foreigners leave Poland, who will you Polaks have, to steal from? Each other? Not likely, as you all know what other Polaks are like and are very aware of each other's tricks. That means you'll all be holy as hell and have no need to go to 'holy' confession. It'll be the thin end of the wedge of not going to church. What will that 2000 year old firm do? Accuse you of being "sekta"?

Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

Heartily concur with most of the above. My dad had his UK passport "lost" which had 800 GBP in it, whilst in the safe hands of his PL sister, my flesh & blood aunt. We couldn't prove anything though. One visit to the confessional on the following Saturday and the matter is closed! F*g RC *****!!

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]


Let's not forget China. They're taking over economically, importing everything including GARLIC into the EU for Chrissake. They now own the national debts of a number of countries, especially African. Now that the peril jaune has discovered the power of the purse, we'd better learn Cantonese!

Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]

Shops still open on some stupid RC holiday like the so-called "Body of Christ Day", next on June 3rd. All of Poland is closed on that day. Even the dogs will be afraid to bark for fear of excommunication.

If Poland is to compete successfully with the West, it MUST rid itself of Catholic control.

Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]

No, I meant Poland.

Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]

...introduce law and order?

Genealogy / Old Polish Prayer Book-Chlib Duszi [14]


You can ask her, though I wouldn't as she let Poland down every time.

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Don't be gay in Israel, you may be stoned to death for that (slight exageration, but not by much).

History / Poles should emulate Jews? [153]

Ho-hum. Sorry folks, I don't find this of interest. What am I doing on this subject I don't know already. Better have a (salty?) coffee at vaginacafe.pl

News / US to deploy Patriot missiles to Poland [405]

Oh no, it's confirmed!


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Head for the hills - er, no, AWAY from the hills!

Language / Your perception of the Polish accent [145]

Is that the queen of Spain, Belgium, Sweden...?