Life / Problems adjusting in Poland [43]


If you only know American, you have something to sell. If you only know Polish, you are just a bum who knows Polish. BFD...

News / Will PiS be happy if AfD wins elections in Germany? [1442]

What will that effect be?

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]


Then it's not a kiss...It's an attempt to smell her...

Do you remember the day when you kissed your future wife for the first time?

Did you say: Can I kiss you? Or, Can I smell you?

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]

Children, don't freak out but these two belong to the same species and both, technically, are women...

Strangely, inside the one on the left there is a woman like the one on the right - drowning in fat and screaming to get out...

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Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]

Since the beginning of time, nobody had a problem with defining a woman. Until now...

Since you bothered to come here and count posts, what is a woman?

Or are you too scared to answer because of German hate speech laws?

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]

Why are most psychics women?

Because they are better liars.

Why are most clients women?

Because women are naive dupes and like being lied to.

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]

How to tell a woman driver from a man...

When the cop tells the woman to "step out of the car", she will try to talk him to death. They never succeed but always try.

The guy will take off and go 130 miles until he gets PITed, crashes, or his tires get spiked flat.

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

Even visiting is hard...Here, I pack my stuff and hit the road.

Everybody speaks English, the nearest restroom is always within 10 minutes or less, no 12 hours on the plane or getting on one...I don't have to carry anything...

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

That's why my wife doesn't even want to hear about visiting Poland. So moving there is out of the question.

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]


Whenever I am with Jews, I am the best Israeli. Really weird shlt...

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

...for a very simple reason...

One day, your wife will die...

Next day and till you die you will be the loneliest old guy in the country...

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]


The sickest custom ever...especially in a country without soap, water, and towels in public restrooms - if you can find one...

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]


Only those who truly hate this country would do such a thing.

That's why Jews voted 80-20 for Kamala. That's all you need to know to understand pogroms and "Poles and Jews" phrase.

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]


BS. Just recently, the Supremes told Trump to get Garcia and bring him here.

I would tell them to go to hell and get the scum themselves.

Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]


Fortunately, nobody gives a damn. That's how you learn quickly. Dissecting words is the last thing you want to do if you are normal and you have better things to do.

I have said many times that I don't like Polish language and customs. The worst Polish linguistic tumor is the one that starts with "niech".

As in:

Niech mamusia pojdzie do...Or: Czy mamusia moze pojsc do...

She is standing in front of you, Polish idiots...

To refer to your own mother, a woman who would die for you, through the third person - "ona" - is a result of some Polish mental disorder, not respect.

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]

What is a woman?

A woman is the dumber of the two genders...

Sex-crazed female teacher who gave birth to student's baby is accused of shocking new crimes

Police reports indicate that complaints about her molesting minors went back to 2006 and continued to 2013 but nothing was done about it, according to the filing.

How about going ghetto and getting all the sex a normal vagina can tolerate? The downside is a VD, divorce, and death - sure beats landing on the sex offender list for all to see.

Plus getting your license to teach yanked...

Travel / Do we really need a Polish passport to enter Schengen? [8]

That's why I carry only the US passport that I must have to go back home.

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]


This one is not "a trans thread" since there is no such thing as transgender.

There are only mentally ill people and opportunistic swindlers who are too weak to compete within other men.

News / France and Germany plan to flood Poland with illegal migrants. [199]

That's just a schtick...a comedy routine...Just as your queen saying ain't or double negatives...That would be funny as hell...

Queen to Trump: What's shakin', Don? Wanna a beer?

Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]

Life offers those rare moments that can define a relationship in a bad way for years...

One of those is when you meet your FIL. I blew it with mine and until he died in 1983, it was weird as hell. He would call me Ryszard but never told me how to call him.

I would never call him anything other than Marian. He never suggested so I never did.

When it was my turn to be "a FIL", I was brutal: Never call me "Sir", or anything like this. It's "Rich".

You should see the relief on their faces. I have two SILs.

Another reason why I like Americans more than Poles.

Life / Problems adjusting in Poland [43]


If you speak English, there are no obstacles. It's the other guy that may have an obstacle...Not my problem...

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [779]

Well...I never expected this gift...A separate thread for the subject that should never be a subject...

My most disappointing experience was that the men I approached with this question were abled to answer this and related questions instantly and correctly.

It was the girls - 16 to 22 - that were wrong, hostile, or both. Even when asked if they would allow men to join their sorority and share rooms and showers with them..

Last time I asked that question at the University of Wisconsin, the leader of the group called the cops.

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]


...Vincent as an exception...

News / Will PiS be happy if AfD wins elections in Germany? [1442]

Hey, Tac, I am still waiting for those examples...

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

Ask Lyzko if he voted to Kamala.

He doesn't respond to me.

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]

A "humorous" aside to US 47th President...

"We didn't need a new law. We needed a new president."

Indeed, we did...

News / Will PiS be happy if AfD wins elections in Germany? [1442]

Hey, Tacitus, are you going to post those examples or not?

Off-Topic / A "humorous" aside to US 47th President [31]


...does not authorize the Supreme Court to give president orders...yet the nine robes try it anyway...

Language / Use of "Pan/Pani" in Poland vs Other Countries [30]


That's exactly what I did in 2017 in Radom.