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jon357   
18 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

Delp's behind

I would keep it to myself

hand

touch.......the above

We're actually talking about food here and cross-cultural tastes and perception.

But evidently you have a one track mind. Have a cold shower.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / Serbia etc. thread 3 [437]

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jon357   
18 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

poked

decaying Karp

perversions

favorite plaything

How vile. So e things are best for you to keep to yourself.

Do you ever take your hand out of your trousers?
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

discuss politics, sex, and religion

Not really acceptable in English-speaking countries. Especially with strangers.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]

sardine heads were vents for the steam coming out which seems defeated by wrapping them in aluminum foil....

Anybody's guess since the dish exists more in theory than practice. But the Chinese like it.

very close to baked ham (with the bone in) which I love and which is impossible to do in Poland...

Quite. In our house we always had it as a gammon joint, criss cross the fat with a sharp knife, stick cloves in and paint it with honey. I've never seen anything like it in PAL and even their ham for baking (I sometimes do it with Coca Cola) isn't the same thing.

It's nice as gammon steaks with either a fried egg or a grilled pineapple ring. Or both.

sounds like the PRL!

Much nicer. It's fresh breadcrumbs, grated cheese (should be mild Caerphilly but I use strong cheddar) finely sliced leeks and strong mustard. Nice hot or cold and always goes down well in PL.

What I miss is the cheaper sausages. Poles hate them and consider them more of a kotlet mielony than sausages however there's something about the way the fat seeps into the rusk (similar to American biscuits) that is delicious.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Food / Which foods are generally disliked/unpopular in Poland? Which non-Polish foods are slowly gaining popularity? [180]

I wish they wouldn't include stargazy pie. 99.5% of British people have never seen it and 99.5% is probably made in China where they're fascinated by the fish heads poking out. Same with London pie and mash. Most people have never seen it, nobody makes it at home and there are only two shops left that sell it, largely for tourists.

People forget the 'extras' like the pickles, the chutney, Lincolnshire haslet (which is delicious), Morecambe Bay potted shrimps, Cumberland Pudding (pearl barley, leeks, nettles and cream), Halifax Dock Pudding, Glamorgan sausages (no meat in them) and the traditional cakes and biscuits, the breads (like bara brith and teabread). And gammon, which you don't really see anywhere else. The sweet puddings too are quite varied as are some of the ways with fish, particularly in Scotland and Wales.

The suet pudding they had near the end is better tied up in a muslin bag and boiled but that's trickier to do.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [912]

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jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

If you drink shyt coffee in your workplace, it is your own choice

That sounds creepily right wing. The reality is that most people don't have the time, energy or very often the money to use something other than the machine that is there.

which reminds me British small talk about the weather

Same in Poland ly the weather is less variable.

I find that in Polish workplaces, the water cooler chat is more often than not, gossip, the weather political trivia, boasting and backbiting.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

There are different ways to combat stereotypes. Sometimes you have to carry them ad absurdum.

Spot on. And do it with balls of steel.

teachers, who are people after all, mostly talk about:

Teachers talk about their holidays and complain about the quality of the coffee and the largely pointless paperwork.

That and (in the case of good ones who never sit down) about their backs and their feet.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [99]

in Germany" trademark has the highest value

Perhaps once. Now Germany is an analogue country in a digital world.

Germany for Germans

Some Germans are black, brown and yellow nowadays. It's not a racial term.
jon357   
18 Jan 2025
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

made by modern slaves.

Sort of. Not every clothing factory od like that however the conditions are naked unrestrained capitalism without any sense of workers' rights.

Anybody has an explanation? How about you, jon?

Yes. We don't let 'businesspeople' get away with it although they would if they could. We've had more than two centuries of a workers' movement. Those countries are more chaotic and capitalism is still as violent as it inherently is.

It's not about the ruling class being black. The most egregious slavery in north west Africa is about people who could pass as Italian or Spanish enslaving people from further south and further inland.

Worth mentioning that the chattel slavery in north west Africa happens 300 miles from the nearest metalled road in places with no running water, no mains electricity, no schools and among people who can't read and have never seen tv or heard radio.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

It's a dangerous addiction. A vicious circle...


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jon357   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

Actually, it does

Even worse.

you Polish

Why would I want that?

Anyway, we're talking about tacky vanity plates. They're for pools winners, gangster' wives and men with small cocks.

Lay off the booze.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

At least it doesn't contain ethanol.

I only use it in chłodnik.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

What a silly thing to say. You've been listening to Elon Musk too much.

You're talking about (or trying to) 36 people, all in jail.

The rest of us are talking about car number plates.

Drink less.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

massive ejaculation

sexual perversion

Leave it out and go and have a cold shower.

I'll post a nice fish recipe this weekend for you to get fruity about.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

the lawmakers were intent on putting an end to such practices

I'm surprised it's legal. In the 80s a few nomarks tried that in Britain and all got fined heavily.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

This means you are still a Brit at heart.

Of course.

do it in food

Don't tell me he's got a food fetish too. I once heard about someone in Olsztyn who used to like lying on the kitchen table and being smeared with squashed tomatoes.

World famous British menu

Yes, with 20 times as many Michelin starred restaurants as Poland and Germany put together.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

sausages

The sausages are what I miss most; I always bring them back when I've been there and much prefer them to anything easy to find in PL. Paw and the fishy bird have probably only had the cheap kind.

sausage

kupa.

Hole

I bet you ejaculated while you were writing that.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

theirs is you know what

Delicious is what they are. There's no substitute.

Not hard to make if you can stuff the sausage skins.

You are mistaking them for champagne now

Champagne also goes with English Breakfast however I'd recommend Lincolnshire sausages with that.
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

Only Polish country made sausage counts. :):):)

Not for English breakfast. They would spoil it.. They don't work at all. You could try kielbasa biała as a second choice or make English sausages.

my champignons aren`t pieczarki

Champignons is just the French word for mushrooms.

Ordinary ones are traditional but you can also use field mushrooms (the brown ones).
jon357   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

I would use Polish foods instead of British, e.g, sausage

I recommend British (or Irish) sausages. They make a difference. And I'd use ordinary mushrooms (pieczarki). Home picked are best but any will do.

Lean bacon (Lidl sell an approximation of it) works best.

The beans are optional and the egg shouldn't be overdone. Fried bread is traditional with it but not healthy.

In London they often have their southern version of bubble and squeak (they do it like a patty down there). In the north we don't, but you can have fried potato (the precious night's boiled potato sliced and fried.

Lorna sausage is a Scottish alternative and easy to make at home.

It must always, but always, be washed down with a mug of very strong tea with a little milk.