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pawian   
5 Apr 2020
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]

Now I am speaking as a European. :)

It is funny to observe Americans how, hearing about pandemia, they siege gun stores. It seems they have found a perfect remedy: Virus threat? Get a firearm!!! hahaha

Aren`t they pathetic US cowards? :):):) Fortunately, we, Europeans, aren`t so.


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pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Language / Fun with Polish ambiguous language [59]

I found a nice collection of funny sentences.
adonai.pl/humor/teksty/?id=4

Most of them can`t be translated without losing the witty meaning. Why? For example: ranny as an adjective means injured or morning.
No 18: A guy is lying in bed, next to it there is a huge puddle of blood. And under the bed: ranny pantofel - morning/ injured slipper.

Some can:
No 12 - Ants are walking over the bridge. One, two, half past two....

Today the Gospel homily reading was about the leased vineyard, followed by the mention of a cornerstone rejected by builders. Funny but in Polish cornerstone is kamień węgielny in which węgielny has double meaning: coal or corner. Węgiel - coal. Węgieł - corner.
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Love / Do you think these renowned Poles are hot? [150]

Robert Biedroń, He's not hot at all.

What do you think about his leftist political ally, Adrian Zandberg? Looks resolute. I have always imagined our member, Dirk, looks like that.


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pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Life / Do Polish workers have post-Christmas break? [16]

Or it might have gone missing in the UK...hardly an uncommon occurance!

What? Impossible. In a textbook which I used about 20 years ago they said that British Post was a very professional reliable institution.
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Genealogy / Biskupin, powiat Zninski, Poland [3]

One glance was enough to tell me that this village was only about 50 years old.

50 years old is enough to change a site completely - a natural switch from thatched wooden houses to modern brick ones etc. Residents didn`t have to leave the old village and build a new one nearby - they just built new houses, that`s all.

There are still old houses in Biskupin - now historical monuments:
pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biskupin_(powiat_%C5%BCni%C5%84ski)


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pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Language / "There will always be a Poland" in Polish [9]

"There will always be a Poland"

As long as Polish teachers keep up a good job and continue educating students about useful stuff - tolerance, respect for diversity, love for democracy, emphasis on dialogue and understanding. All according to the proverb: Such will be the [future] Republic as the upbringing of its youth ...
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Travel / Visiting "naklo nad notecia" in Poland [10]

It's just a quiet north west Poland town with big unemployment.

In 2019 - about 11% in Nakło, while 3% in nearby Bydgoszcz and 5% in all Poland.

Now it is all going to change again. But it has been so promising so far. Shyt!

naklo.praca.gov.pl/stopa-bezrobocia
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Love / Age difference, my Polish girl is 23 and I am 39 [42]

Age difference, my Polish girl is 23 and I am 39. Is that big an age difference usualy in Poland or?

Not so much. However, some people will always comment on it: he could be her father. You should get used to it.
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Language / Can accidentally using the wrong gender form cause offence? [26]

Can accidentally using the wrong gender form cause offence?

No, it shouldn`t. Some of them become anecdotes with time. E.g., Henryk Szlachet, a film maker of Jewish decent, spoke broken Polish and once he addressed a nun: Mr female priest - proszę księdza samiczki coz he didn`t know how to say nun in Polish.
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [492]

Meanwhile things that Poles actually care about and matter to them like POs crooked dealings

No more. :)

kowtowing to the EU agreeing to bring in hordes of turd worlders

No more. :)
It seems you have outdated info. You still live in the past, don`t you? Start living in the present and future. hahaha

Mrs President DIDN'T MAKE THEM GATHER.

Thanks, I was waiting for such an explanation. I am serious now. :):)

You're an idiot.

No, you are one coz I made you bark. NotoForeigners - daj głos! HAU HAU HAU! Good boy. buauahahahahaha
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

Never heard of them before, tbh.

I also found the recipe only a few weeks ago. But I don`t regret. Today I had them with pieces of pork in mushroom sauce.

Still digesting krokiety :)

Good stuff - crispy and soft inside.
But - what about Lent? haha
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
News / Presidential elections 2020 - your opinions about campaign, candidates [2222]

And it is not a "raging pandemia" but the seasonal flu with a mortility rate of around 2% (3266 infected, 65 death),

You`d better listen to voice of reason. Here is a virologist from Russia, I am sure your idol, Korwin, would be happy to meet him so why don`t you both listen to what the guy says about the virus - namely, it is much more dangerous than typical flu.

rp.pl/Medycyna-i-zdrowie/200409673-Rosyjski-ekspert-Koronawirus-znacznie-grozniejszy-niz-grypa.html
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [492]

Indeed, hence I don't care what you say.

Really? You never miss a chance to comment on what I write - like above. That means you care a lot, liar. hahaha

No one cares..

Even if you don`t care, it doesn` t mean nobody else does. You suffer from superiority complex or what? Are you ready to say: My name is Million coz I suffer for millions???? hahaha

You cry scandal at every little thing.

YES! Coz I like it like that. Any fekking problem??? hahaha
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [492]

you said that, you know better according to you and all those clowns that support you on PF.

You consider us clowns. We consider you a natio-soviet renegade. Isn`t it a wonderful balance in nature??? hahaha

Like you and those total morons are doing that almost very day for the last five years.

You got it all wrong as usual or you are lying again. I took a break from the forum for 5 years (actually, 4). :)

Nobody listen anymore twits except tools like you.

I don`t care that natio-soviet renegades or rightards don`t listen to me. But there are still a lot of intelligent and reasonable people here who I address and have good exchanges with.. :):)

By the way IF that another manipulation showing a picture from the past as posing it as if it was happing now

hahaha You fekking liar, it is your typical method - when you know you have no chance with us, you resort to infantile lies. It is not an old photo, you hopeless imbecile - check the link in that post.

HA!
pawian   
4 Apr 2020
USA, Canada / Historic(al) Americans and their ties with Poland/Poles [78]

Was he called Jack Ruby

Yes! His parents were Jews born in Poland.

Something in common with Ruby, and also with roots in Poland...

Leon Czołgosz, killed president McKinley.

Poles despise Bernie Sanders

Which Poles?
pawian   
3 Apr 2020
News / Presidential elections 2020 - your opinions about campaign, candidates [2222]

Which is why you register online and submit an absentee ballot....

According to current regulations, you need to be disabled. Verifiably - does such a word exist?

dziennikzachodni.pl/glosowanie-korespondencyjne-co-to-oznacza-dla-wyborcow-jak-glosowac-umozliwi-wybory-prezydenckie-w-maju-2020/ar/c1-14891909
pawian   
3 Apr 2020
Law / Landlord forces me to pay internet+TV [17]

Perhaps that is what landlord wanted with this clause, but the clause doesn't say that.

Yes, as usual here, the clause is so vague it may be interpreted in different ways. I would even say the wording in it sounds strange in Polish, as if there was sth missing:

telewizji Najemcy zobowiązują się do opłat z tym związanych (abonament RTV) za Internet i telewizję kablową w przypadku zawarcia umowy."

In result, the landlord sticks to his interpretation, the tenant to his/hers.
Court will decide about it.
pawian   
3 Apr 2020
News / Presidential elections 2020 - your opinions about campaign, candidates [2222]

Mail carriers are happy to contribute to the elections according to this article

Yes ,especially that PiS has just replaced the Polish Post director. It happened two hours ago and the new one is the former Defence Deputy Minister. He will know how to pacify those mail carriers in case they aren`t happy to offer their lives for PiS motherland hahaha

Spike, you should read my sentence as a whole: JK is ordering Poles to go to elections despite the raging pandemia. Isn`t it logical that I meant he is forcing Poles to risk their health or even life by not putting off the elections?
pawian   
3 Apr 2020
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 2 [1680]

Yes, the last one is correct but still not enough for a full answer what they are and where.

See this:


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pawian   
3 Apr 2020
News / Presidential elections 2020 - your opinions about campaign, candidates [2222]

Throwing your own faeces at anyone that disagree with you

Darling, it is too late to twist and wriggle out of the difficulties you have brought on yourself.

Didn`t you admit you would like to impose censorship on independent media and info? Yes, you did. Read your own words.

Close TVN/GW. I would have locked up any judge or official that act and talk in away that undermines

Didn`t communists rely on censorship as a powerful means of controlling the society? Yes, they did. Read about it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Communist_Poland

So, why are you crying now? You are a nationalist who would gladly coperate with communists, like other of your sort before, coz you are so willing to adopt communist methods.

You are natio-soviet scum. Tfu, svoloch!
pawian   
3 Apr 2020
News / Presidential elections 2020 - your opinions about campaign, candidates [2222]

Close TVN/GW. I would have locked up any judge or official that act and talk in away that undermines

Communists in PRL era spoke in the same style. Funny but some nationalists cooperated with communists at the time. You would suit them perfectly. After all, you are dreaming about the return of communism, aren`t you?

pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zjednoczenie_Patriotyczne_%E2%80%9EGrunwald%E2%80%9D

You do realize a citizen can vote at the Polish consulate, right?

Not anymore. E.g., Scotland has just declared Polish elections are out of question. I suppose the same it is going to happen elsewhere.
pawian   
3 Apr 2020
News / Presidential elections 2020 - your opinions about campaign, candidates [2222]

Are you sure you still want it?

Yes, just like one of opposition candidates does. Are you able to understand this Polish or will you need translation?:

wiadomosci.onet.pl/kraj/koronawirus-koalicja-polska-sklada-uchwale-dot-wprowadzenia-stanu-kleski-zywiolowej/vzmjzyn