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Joker   
12 Jan 2022
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

Hey Novi, I went to this Polish restaurant in Schaumburg " Bacowka" and Its the hard wooden seats again!

The service is slower than Ugazdy and by the time I left my ass was sore and I was freezing, bc the cheap ass polock has the heat set down to 60 degrees. I asked and was told its always like this.. Do Widzenia Barfola!

The food wasnt that great either. Ugadzy was better. I ordered the Highlander pancake again.


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Joker   
2 Jan 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

I knew a few Polish alcoholics as I am sure you all have.

Im not an expert on Vodka but the best Ive ever had was from Poland. Its so smooth it goes down like water.

I like beer and rarely touch the hard stuff... I went to a Polish wedding and there were bottles of vodka on every table, I wasnt driving that night! lol
Joker   
1 Jan 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

I still have some Jack Daniels that is over a year old!

I opened up an old bottle of Cognac last night and had a few sips along with a couple of Stella Artois:)

I am too stupid to be able to do that so I stopped drinking.

It will be probably a few months before the next round, unless sth fun comes up. Winter sucks, its so boring around here. I should move back to Florida as well. lol Im sure that place is getting overcrowded with Aholes from NYC by now:(
Joker   
29 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

Bison grass Vodka.. Ive had it before, its really good, no hangover. Poland has quality vodka compared to some of those brands like Skol, winos even pass on that swill.
Joker   
26 Dec 2021
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

Harsh accusations against Germany: "They want to turn the EU into the Fourth Reich"

Good luck attacking Germany, you moron. NATO will destroy what's left of your barbaric country before you can kiss the commie Chinese flag again.

Haven't you noticed nobody responds to your idiotic propaganda around here? Poles dont care about Serbia!

Hurry up, get out your sock puppet! LOL
Joker   
25 Dec 2021
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

Fortunately, Poland and Visegrad are now able to hit hard and to shock Germany

Unfortunately, were subjected to more of your ridiculous propaganda and photos of missiles launching on Xmas...
Joker   
25 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

The last week of December is weird..

I want the holidays to be over with, especially "amateur night" aka NYE. Im staying home, again:)

.Time for resolutions..

I dont make resolutions, Im already perfect:)
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

Let the E.U. deal with it.

Remember how Xiden was constantly calling Trump a Russian asset during the campaign and was going to get tough on Putin?

Its the exact opposite, basically just another Democrat lie.
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

I've been to a few Wigila and had some delicious white fish, I think it was Cod. Along with different types of vegetarian pierogis and zupa.

I imagine, everything is the same in Poland.

It hasnt snowed once this season over here:)
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

I'm not trying to create an argument just saying other ppl have used Jesus to glorify themselves. The pine tree is a pagan symbol and a fire hazard as well.

Ok ok. So who has a Carp in their bathtub? I bet Bozobo does😆
It must be a different type of Carp in Europe? These fish are considered bottom feeders in the US and nobody eats them except poor ppl down in Mississippi.
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [368]

I should have explained to like I am talking to a 5 year old.Sorry.

There isnt any proof Jesus was born on Dec 25th. Evidence of King Nimrod`s death being celebrated on this day with a tree is factual.
Joker   
13 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

Having traveled on numerous European carriers, I'd say language has

Well, Im glad I dont have to sit next to you:)

I never had a problem on LOT understanding any of their employees English. Actually, I rather enjoy listening to different accents and see if I can figure out where theyre from. I have the the whole UK down pat! I can tell the difference between Scousers and Mancs already. Irish is very specific, easily identifiable:)

The Slavic accents are hard! Try telling the difference between a Romanian and Pole speaking only English...or Russian...good luck
Joker   
13 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

Standard "World" aka "Internationalish", apropos my pod-people analogy from the '57 Don Siegel classic:-)

Why do you have to turn every thread into another language thread? It doesnt have anything to do with LOT now does it?
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Classifieds / Polish Garage Sale in New Jersey [7]

Mom will have Polish snacks and drinks for people to try too.

Ive never seen anyone put out a food spread at a garage sale before. If I lived in Jersey, I would check it out.
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

It's a POLISH airline, get the name POLISH in the name?

I enjoy the friendly Polish female flight attendants on LOT, not too bad on the eyeballs if you know what I mean:)

Lot-flight attendant to sound as though she comes from Kansas.

Last time I flew on Southwest Airlines...... I got a limp waisted flamer and his accent/lisp was totally annoying!

Ill take the foreign accent anytime before that:)
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [856]

In the interim they shouldn't let boys shatter girls swimming records, plus 38 seconds, thats huge in swimming.

I wonder what will happen to the Olympics if the wokies get their way, yikes! Most countries wont go along with this silliness, only weirdos in the USA, so embarrassing!
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [856]

I'm not worked up. I just think its unfair to the girls that train all the time to be blown away by boys that are biologically stronger.

How about a 3rd transgender category and they can compete by themselves.

Whatever sex is on you birth cert. is what normal ppl go by.
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [856]

Since when is formula one " driving" a sport?

Im talking about women's swimming here, nice try but that will fall on deaf ears and you know it.lol

Whats next women's basketball and tennis, it will be destroyed in no time at all.
Joker   
10 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [856]

Too bad for women's sports as the Transgenders are taking over and if the girls complain the woke mob doxes them and tries to destroy their lives.

UPenn transgender swimmer continues dominant season with more record-breaking wins
nypost.com/2021/12/07/upenn-transgender-swimmer-lia-thomas-continues-dominant-season-with-more-record-breaking-wins/

All he had to do was take some pills for 1 year and he qualifies as a woman now.

WTF.... I want to see something chopped off or added, hes not a trans but faking it...
Joker   
10 Dec 2021
Love / Native Polish Muslims.... how do they get into relationships? [32]

If you do that and let them in, they will ruin Poland.

They have practically destroyed every country they have been let into so far. If given the chance they would take over the governments. What sense is it to be PC when these ppl rather slit your throat than talk to you.
Joker   
9 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

I will put up with anything as long as the crew speaks American

The women on LOT do! Take you pick English or Polish and most of them are really cute too:)
When you fly on other airlines chances are your gonna get a homo ( skywhore) with a lisp. I remember these jobs were all taken by women when I was younger, now I want to puke.

Did I mention that I hate everything foreign?

Tak!

lol

What about Polish women? I like them and get along well, but Polish men, I have a real hard time getting along with most of them.
Joker   
9 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

I am officially convinced that LOT is the worst airline in Europe

I had a good experience with LOT in 2019, but dont want to deal with all the covid crap that comes along with it these days.. Ill wait, hopefully it ends by next summer. I flew on the new Dreamliner and still didnt have much seating space. I guess, they want ppl to pay for an upgrade.

LOL and to top it off when you call them all the automatic recordings

They must have gone down hill then.

I wonder if you pay in zloty you still get a better price?

I'm flying Lufthansa ,

Ive heard good things about them as well.

Screw Delta man, I hate them...British Scareways is better ,lol
Joker   
2 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Let us have Slavic Christian Church [30]

Jesus was Sarmatian and White

You dont know that, nobody does....

Gypsies from Greece and Italy rule us all

Speak for yourself... Im sure glad I dont have to live in Europe!

No Gypsies or Serbs by me, so Im safe:) Haha