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Posts by Bobko  

Joined: 13 Mar 2017 / Male ♂
Last Post: 13 hrs ago
Threads: Total: 27 / Live: 23 / Archived: 4
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From: New York
Speaks Polish?: Y
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Bobko   
14 Nov 2023
Off-Topic / Ukrainian language [50]

I was told once that the closest living Slavic language to Polish is actually Czech

Probably correct.
Bobko   
13 Nov 2023
Real Estate / Would you rent from me? [24]

Please don't ruin this person's perfect business plan.
Bobko   
13 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

It's a variant of Ukrainian corrupted by influences from a hostile neighbour.

Ebonics, as spoken by American negr0es, is further removed from standard English, than Surzhyk is removed from Russian.
Bobko   
13 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

often Surzhyk speakers

You do understand - right - that Surzhyk is a pidgin version of Russian?

Surzhyk is what illiterates speak, when they try to speak to their superiors.
Bobko   
13 Nov 2023
History / Recommended Poland's history books [251]

@marion kanawha

How about, instead of writing your middle school book reports, you give us an actual opinion?
Bobko   
12 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Most of the Ukrainians still in Poland speak russian

Mhmm.

But information for them is almost exclusively in Ukrainian...

This is some especial Polish sadism.
Bobko   
11 Nov 2023
Off-Topic / Ukrainian language [50]

Does anyone has questions regarding Russian/Ukrainian languages? I would be glad to help.

1) Is it true, that Ukrainian has its roots amongst the transgender community of Ancient Rus?

2) Is it true, what they say, that the first book translated into Ukrainian was Mein Kampf?

3) Why does Ukrainian borrow so many words from pig dialect? Specifically phrases like "Oink!" and "Oink oink!"?

4) Why do "cat" and "whale" mean the same thing?
Bobko   
11 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

English, French and German first

It will take a long time for Ukrainians to learn English, French, and German. It will take an even longer time for them to forget Russian.

Perhaps you were arguing that there will be a massive wave of immigration from Great Britain, France and Germany to Poland?
Bobko   
9 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Wait until Russian becomes the second most popular language in Poland.

Then we will come for you, for trampling over the rights of your Ukrainian minority.

It will be like 1654, all over again.

History repeats itself in a devil's loop. Don't be friends with Ukraine, don't play with fire.

We Russians are practiced in taming this mistress, but she's certainly too much for you to handle.
Bobko   
8 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Serbs support Russians.

Belarusians support Russians.

Rusyns support Russians.

Slovaks support Russians.

Montenegrins support Russians.

Bulgarians support Russians.

Macedonians support Russians.

The four perennial weirdos that don't support Russia, are: Poles, Czechs, Slovenians and Croats.

The four clown races of Slavdom.
Bobko   
8 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Vladimir Mayakovsky's, one of my favorite poets, wrote: «Змеиному народу - змеиный язык.»

That is, "to a snake-like people, a snake-like tongue".

Russians call Poles, "Psheki". It's because they always make the hissing "pshhh" sound, like a rattlesnake slithering through a bed of dried leaves.

The Polish snake-like tongue, is a reflection of their snakelike nature.

Cold-blooded, unlike normal Slavs. Reflecting their betrayal of everything Slavic. Every Slav can understand each other, but not Poles! Their language is based on the Latin alphabet, though every proper Slavic language is written in Cyrillic. Their religion is Catholic, though every proper Slav is orthodox.

Poles are the serpent, in the Slavic Garden of Eden.
Bobko   
8 Nov 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

I don't understand why you speak this f... language when there's Russian. I don't understand. Seriously. Guys, learn f... Russian and speak a normal f... language

Bless this child.

At least someone has the balls to point out that this is an unnatural, serpent's tongue.
Bobko   
31 Oct 2023
News / Polish "Rambo" in the forest [42]

@Alien

The Russians made Rambo into who he was. As an undisciplined and slightly "hippy" soldier, he was on no one's radars. After the Russians had some time with him, he became the international sensation we all know and love.

Just as Solzhenitsyn had to be molded within the art of suffering, before he was ready for the big time, or Dostoyevsky had to be subjected to a mock execution before he started writing worthwhile things - Rambo was in need of Russian coaching. As with our writers and gymnasts, the results did not take long to develop.
Bobko   
31 Oct 2023
History / Chances of Moscow becoming part of Poland again? [102]

Piłsudski or Wałęsa.

Ask any military historian, Rokossovky is the more important Pole out of those three.

Before you attack me - I said "military historian".
Bobko   
31 Oct 2023
News / Polish "Rambo" in the forest [42]

Rambo did not serve in the Polish armed forces.

Rambo is also, not real. It is actually an actor named Sylvester Stallone portraying a disenchanted veteran named John Rambo.

Source: Grew up in the 80s-90s.
Bobko   
22 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

The situation in general is very unpredictable, despite known election results.

Thanks for this write up - quite helpful!

those procedures take time in which the new coalition might start fighting each other before they vote on their own PM cabinet happens

This has happened countless times, in elections all across the world. Would be disappointing, if it happens here as well.

a longer hospitalization could be enough to trigger a free for all within PiS, since he simply is getting too old to keep discipline

This is the problem, as I see it, with these mixed political systems which are prevalent throughout Eurasia. You get a million different parties, with rather marginal policy differences amongst them, but instead mainly defined by the personas at the top.

United Russia will probably not survive Putin and Medvedev, in the same way PiS might not survive Kaczynski.

It speaks to the political immaturity and primitivism of places like Poland and Russia, when your political loyalties are dictated primarily by your sympathies towards a particular guy rather than a dry calculation of where our interests as voters lie.

By the way, America is actually arriving at this point as well - after a good 200 years of acting as example to others of the advantages of a two party system.
Bobko   
20 Oct 2023
Law / Weapon Law in Poland: what kinds of knives are legal? [35]

So, if someone is going out to a public place with a knife in their pocket one may assume that there's something wrong with that person

Guns are illegal in NYC. So everybody has one, except for good, law abiding citizens.

Carrying a knife around, though I wouldn't do it myself, doesn't seem like such a crazy thing to do.

I've seen a few fights where knives were pulled out, and the effect is pretty much the same as with a gun - though obviously scaled down. A rowdy, aggressive person suddenly becomes docile and walks away.

Pepper spray, and other stuff like that probably has a bigger role to play though.
Bobko   
20 Oct 2023
Law / Weapon Law in Poland: what kinds of knives are legal? [35]

I'll admit I like knives quite a bit. I don't really have any nice ones, but I like looking at them. Myself, I've got a Swiss Army knife in my glove compartment (which I use once a year), and another which I keep in my fishing tackle bag.

Whenever I'm at a sports equipment store, I like to look at the expensive knives. The Damascus steel patterns are beautiful, and oftentimes the handle is a work of art. I've seen handles made from dinosaur bones and from meteorites.

Where I live, they're all very small. Quote:

Possessing a knife with a blade length of four inches or more in public places, streets, or parks in New York is prohibited, regardless of any unlawful intent, and is punishable by a fine or up to 15 days in jail.

Four inches is about the width of an average person's palm. Supposedly, this isn't enough to reach any vital organ, though I don't know how it helps with bleeding out to death. Also, I don't know why having something in your pocket that is longer than 4 inches is illegal, while having a 15 inch dagger in your kitchen is totally kosher.
Bobko   
18 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

it's obvious to me that he will

Can someone explain to me if there is any realistic scenario where PiS manage to hold on to power?

Understand, I hate PiS too, and am not asking because I am hopeful they can pull it off.
Bobko   
16 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

I can believe that of russians...

A place as cruel and barbaric as Russia, cannot survive unless ruled by an iron hand.

Is that right?
Bobko   
16 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

he hates the idea of people having any control over their lives and government

Yes, an abhorrent concept.

You must not have much experience of meeting these... "people" - as you describe them.

They are no more equipped to rule themselves, than a sheep is capable of building for itself a shelter from the elements.
Bobko   
16 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

I must admit, it would be enormously humorous to me, if PiS manages to cobble together a ruling coalition through bribing and threatening a couple MPs.

I would expect Poland to then shut up, about the state of democracy in Russia.
Bobko   
16 Oct 2023
News / Poland says no to flood of Immigrants [670]

Sounds a bit like Switzerland - the petition part.

The money part - that's done in tons of places. I'm not sure how I feel about it... I mean, I understand if Monaco, Luxembourg, or even Switzerland would be in the business of collecting millions of dollars for permanent residency. However, when it's America doing it, or some other powerful and important country, it leaves a weird taste in the mouth. I'll try to explain...

On the one hand - it seemingly cheapens the idea of American citizenship. Second, it makes it seem like America only wants "a sure thing". Wanting a "sure thing", goes against the grain of what American history has been. The miracle of America, is how it can metaphorically make candy out of sh!t. Some illiterate and downtrodden Italian grandparents arrive, and two generations later their grandkid is Governor of New York State. That's America.

Letting in every Arab, Russian, Chinese, and Indian kleptocrat, because he can pay his way in - that's not America. America is where people run to, to escape those people dominating their lives. Imagine their surprise then, when after going through an immensely difficult immigration process, they discover all the rich guys from back home already lounging around in America with paid for Green Cards?

There's enough places for thieves to go and park their money. London is the #1 destination. Why lower a great country to the level of the UK?
Bobko   
15 Oct 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

Hello Poles!

How are we feeling today?

Anybody care to make a bet what the outcome will be tomorrow morning?
Bobko   
5 Oct 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

orcs, muscovy, russians are not humans, ban russian music, ban russians from sport, not European but asiatic mongols

I think something is wrong with Amiga... He's starting to make sense.