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Joker   
24 Dec 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

People didn't like bashing them on the head and gutting them.

It seems kind of primitive when you can just buy it at the store with better choices than a bottom feeding Carp.

Or missing out on using the bath.

It probably doesn't matter to some Poles. lol

Lets ask the Monkeys ass, who claims he has a bathtub carp every year.
Joker   
24 Dec 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

Poland wins hands down for the most disgusting Xmas food.

disgustingfoodmuseum.com/disgusting-christmas-foods/

living carps are bought before Christmas and kept in the bathtub for several days until it is eaten. It's a symbol of good luck

Good luck??? How about bad breath! LOL

Smacznego!


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Joker   
21 Dec 2022
News / Abortion still under control in Poland [2986]

Define murder, johnny. I dare ya!

Define a Women?

Unless youre not a biologist! LOL

How stupid are these leftards! You cant get any dumber than them!
Joker   
18 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

Are you referring to Bacchus? The God of wine.


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Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

..I have just read a story about the making of the film "

Watch "the bank dick".
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Travel / Polish people have a weird attitude torwards tourists [82]

the Polish Jew! LOL

The cheapest out of all of them! LOL

Ever run into German guys?

I used to bartend at a German restaurant /banquet hall in Chicago. ( Zum Duetchn Eck) I have never been to Germany.
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Travel / Polish people have a weird attitude torwards tourists [82]

The worst of it is that they don't catch sarcasm or jokes.

Aint that the truth!
Its like they are peed off all the time. Except for the women, they are the exact opposite. I like Polish women but can stand the guys. They think they know everything and you cant tell them otherwise.

Have you noticed how they stare at you, like in a restaurant?
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Why is lying allowed only when gender is involved...

A transgender volleyball player spiked a ball into a real girls face.

Footage shows moment female high school volleyball player injured by spike from trans opponent

foxnews.com/sports/transgender-high-school-volleyball-player-appears-feature-spike-injured-opponent-highlight-reel

" the transgender player, who jumps into the air and hammers the ball down. The injured player is hit in the face by the ball and immediately collapses to the floor."
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

new rules

They are talking about letting trannies into the NHL.. I cant wait to see that! LOL

no suitable for normal people who just ate".

The woke tv programmers are shooting themselves in the foot since they are losing their audience and advertising. Idiots!
Joker   
14 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

keeps all the pollution from the coal boilers close to the ground for everyone to breathe.

I never though of that but makes perfect sense. Ive heard they were retrofitting for gaz in Krakow, that's good. It might be hard now with Putans war.

Its better to pay the extra air fare to visit during the summer.
Joker   
14 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

Air pollution is the reason why I don't come to Poland in winter.

It was a horrific sight to see all the black coal smoke billowing out of the chimneys. Poles burn their garbage as well, plastic bottles etc.... Instead of paying a few zoltys for proper pick up. I understand some ppl aren't as fortunate and everyone needs heat. Cough,cough!

Another thing you wont see a lot of in Poland are elevators in apartment buildings. They have to walk up and down 10 flights of stairs each trip. I think they were built by the Commies.

If you need to lose some weight...There you go!
Joker   
12 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

It was supposedly all an act. He did a brilliant job if he wasnt drunk.

Do you know how to avoid a hangover? Stay drunk!...Dean Martin

Have you ever seen W.C. Fields?
Joker   
11 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

We had late afternoon.

Its 5 o'clock somewhere... Dean Martin style haha
Joker   
10 Dec 2022
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

She has a deeper voice than I. When I heard her speak I thought Darth Vader had entered the room.LOL
Joker   
10 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

At 9am? LOL

The best drink I've ever had is called a Rum Runner. I used to drink them at the "Top O Mast" when I lived on Ft. Myers, bh.

The place is out of business, so are all of them. I suppose, it was a good call to move back home.

I hate wine though. Havent had a glass of that swill in over 20 years.

Beer is more sophisticated anyhow:)


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Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

The Policja didn't catch you? Hey, try doing that in Russia and let us know how it works out.
Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

Better than sitting stony-faced and pretending that you're enjoying yourself.

I was laughing my ass off at how rowdy the Brits were, it was kind of funny. They were singing BoB Denvers " take me home country road". Hearing that song with British accents was hilarious! Ok, I was drinking with the Brits as well.

It was another group/party that I saw outside. They were totally blasted and acting obnoxious.

It's a tourist hell, full of tat shops, rip off restaurants and people trying to get you to go into clip joint nightclubs.

Its not as bad as Amsterdam or numerous other cities around the world. I like Krakow, its a fun city.

The Chinese don't go to McDs.

Have you ever heard about McDonalds " pink slime"?
Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

. I've seen a few but not especially loud and disorderly (I know the worst ones were in Krakow

I saw them yelling, pulling down their pants and mooning people riding in back of a carriage. I felt bad for the poor girl driving it.

, 'drunken stumbling', no.

And puking as well. They would get arrested in America for disorderly conduct if they pulled that stupid crap.

(who lives in America and never visits Poland)

But I have! And I saw a bunch of drunken Brits acting like Aholes with my own two eyes. I have the stamps on my passport that say otherwise, so youre just projecting as usual.

Krakow is beautiful city when drunken Brits aren't there to ruin it for everyone else.
Joker   
4 Dec 2022
UK, Ireland / How do the Polish and People with Polish Ancestry feel about British Royality [61]

Edward VIII was a bonified Nazi sympathizer,

The Royal family is actually German anyhow.

King George V, also a cousin of Queen Victoria, had Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany as a nephew; King Henry IV had the queen himself as a niece. A decree by King Phillip II on June 19, 1917 amended the royal surname from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor in accordance with this.

leicestershirevillages.com/why-is-the-queen-of-england-german/
Joker   
3 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

4 out of 5 former NFL players either go bankrupt or suffer severe financial distress within two years of retirement.

But they are supposedly college graduates. I guess, when your a dumb jock classes don't matter as long as the school can make money off your back.

A fool and his money are soon parted.... So true. I haven't any sympathy for these morons.
Joker   
28 Nov 2022
History / Not proud of my Polish heritage [110]

I never wanted to go back to that pathetic US

Who said we would let your broke ass in?

How come over a million Poles live in my area and never want to go back????

Keep trolling its all you can do! LOL
Joker   
27 Nov 2022
History / History of two Neighbors: Poland - Germany Interrelations [283]

They talk about it a lot but help as little as they can.

Look no further as they absconded from paying their NATO obligations. The Germans are weasels all talk no action. They always make slippery deals and are not to be trusted.
Joker   
27 Nov 2022
History / Not proud of my Polish heritage [110]

And this is a Yank forum.

I've asked many Polish immigrants over the years in Chicago if they would ever move back. Usually its a F*** No! Take Novi for example he never wants to go back as well. I'm telling you the vast majority of immigrants feel this way. And couple of times they almost became angry twords me.

One can only come to the conclusion the best place to live and make money is in the USA.

Only a fool would return......
Joker   
27 Nov 2022
UK, Ireland / Why are Polish people, especially women, so disrespectful toward the English? [442]

And you didn't.

Are you saying don't believe my lying eyes?? You sound like Biden.

Why do Poles advertise stag weekends then complain when they happen?

So, I'm right then. Thanks:)

The clubs may advertise but the locals hate it. Rude and obnoxious is what they told me.

4:30 am in Poland....Were you doing some coke tonight? Haha