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Poles are not racist [873]
I was in a supermarket the other day in England my England where you polish are uninvited guests, and there was this group of 7-8 poles and this one very handsome very successful looking asian guy shopping as well.
OMG, what a lovely story with happy end. Still, to make it even more dramatically and thus more interesting I would alter it a little. Check this out: Once on the car park, this envious bunch of filthy Polish wife beaters (it would be good if they were inebriated and smoking some cheap and nasty tobacco) put an attempt to assault this handsome, intelligent and horridly wealthy Asian, but it turns out that aside that he's handsome, intelligent and horridly wealthy Asian, he's also a very bold and fierce martial art master. He beats them up single-handed in a very Hollywood-like spectacular way, humiliates them by forcing to do what Poles are only good at, to clean his brand new Bentley Continental GT that is, and drives away in this shiny brand new Bentley Continental GT with their giggling from joy Polish girlfriends!
After that, all the people that were present on the parking lot, Indians, Pakistanis, blacks, English, Bengali, Chinese, Albanians, Pikes, gays, feminists and ginger midgets start a wonderful synchronous dance to the beat of a lovely song praising the multicultural model of modern Britain! Amen! :))