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He's the Pope, the Vicar of Christ, everything is his business.

Some people don't like him? It's their problem. As they say:

Sychać wycie? Znakomicie!

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What's the matter, birdie? You don't agree with the new Pope, you bloody heretic? How about washing your face with holy water? *Aaaaaaah, the flames!* Hahahaha :D

Long live Leo XIV!

Can't wait for his first brilliant encyclical Retardi Homines in which he will expose Trump and MAGA for who they are. :)

Off-Topic / Habemus Papam / The New Pope [103]

The more I learn about Leo XIV, the more I like him.

A Catholic, exact sciences specialist, highly intelligent, and thinks MAGA are retards. I can relate on so many levels. What a perfect Pope!

Well done, cardinals. :)

Off-Topic / Habemus Papam / The New Pope [103]

This is going to be a boost to American Catholics too--such a jolly decent bunch. Can't wait for the coming episodes of Shameless Popery, Counsel of Trent and The Catholic Gentleman. :)


Shut up, infidel.

Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]


Czyli Ameryka Południowa też może się znowu cieszyć :)

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His predecessor Pope Leo XIII - the earliest-born person ever captured on film...

youtube.com/watch?v=3IVQ-1t92hA&ab_channel=Nineteenthcenturyvideos.Backtolife.

Off-Topic / Habemus Papam / The New Pope [103]

God bless America and God bless the New Pope, Leo XIV! :)

His first word to people as Pope: PEACE. :)

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Robert Francis Prevost! Pope Leon XIV!

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Francis_Prevost

News / Attacks against healthcare workers in Poland [142]


You're full of surprises. *thumbs up*


Oh, shut up, Novi. You're already enough of an arsehole as you are, you don't have to pretend to be an even bigger one. You are a father and a grandfather--you know the beauty of it, so don't try fool us, there is a warm, kindhearted granpa somewhere deep inside of you.


Good man, Alien! We always wanted three too but we settled for two plus a dog (a Havanese). If I were 10 years younger, I'd definitely have one or even two more kids. Children and religion--they are the most sure signs of will to live, temporal and eternal. Bobi is right that both fertility rates and religious adherence are on the decline recently but I wouldn't blame capitalism for the fact. Actually, the core of old capitalism--diligence, thrift and self-discipline--align perfectly with Christian life. It's the modern, twisted and corrupt form of capitalism with fiat money, perpetual inflation and usury that is to blame (plus, of course, social media that spread idiocy on an unheard of before scale, as well as anti-values promoted by the entertainment industry).

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Try physics or mathematics. Theology, of course, is an option too, or literature. Family life can also do wonderful things to your brain - especially children are a huge source of happiness hormones and endless source of random adventures. Not to mention that you will turn your brain upside down several times before you begin to understand your wife's logic and internal mechanisms. There are many better ways of messing with your brain than alcohol or drugs.


I am not a big fan of Donald Trump either but don't exaggerate, he's not THAT bad.

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Did you know that Baghdad has more Christian churches than Częstochowa?

The same can be said about Cairo or Beirut. Go figure.

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@PolAm

Bobko was complaining about the same thing too.

Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]


Co jego kolor skóry ma z tym wspólnego? ;)

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Strzelec is back as PolishEaglesNow, sending me PMs about prostitution, pornos, facial abuse etc. - his usual stuff. Is there really no way to ban this retard permanently? :(

Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]


Hm... a może hipotetyczne? Tak jak twoja znajomość języka polskiego.

wsjp.pl/haslo/podglad/15960/uzywac/4070089/pistoletu

Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]


Co robię? *facepalm*


To była figura retoryczna, misiu kolorowy.

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]


Hardly.

I met people, mostly of leftist leanings, who dislike Trylogia because it romanticizes and idealizes Poland's past (so exactly the reasons why normal people like it), and people who like both Trylogia and Nad Niemnem (the latter because of its sentimentality and love towards the beauty of Polish nature); there are also those who dislike both as well, but the combination of disliking Trylogia and liking Nad Niemnem is a very rare combination indeed. :)

Po polsku / Strefa Wolna od Małpiszonów [46]


W nekrologu byłoby napisane "był", a nie "jest" :)

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]


0_0

You're the first such person I met.

History / Poles should apologise to Ukrainians first [487]


This thread is quality trolling. Pawian hit me with it when it hurt the most. But I forgive him.

Po polsku / Strefa Wolna od Małpiszonów [46]


Pawian jest wieloletnim pracownikiem oświaty i edukacji, a studia kończył w czasach kiedy ich skończenie jeszcze coś oznaczało. To inteligentny gość. Wiele razy się z nim nie zgadzałem, ale był godnym przeciwnikiem i często zamieszczał ciekawe rzeczy związane z Polską.

Może wróci... fajnie by było.

Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]

Donald Trump był wychowany w wyznaniu heretyckim (prezbiteriańskim), a w 2020 roku ogłosił, że jest chrześcijaninem bezdenominacyjnym (cokolwiek to oznacza), więc jego szansę na zostanie papieżem są raczej nikłe.

A w 2029, kiedy dolar zamieni się (dzięki jego genialnej polityce ekonomicznej) w papier toaletowy, to będzie sobie mógł kupić co najwyżej pocztówkę z Watykanu.

Po polsku / Papież a sprawa polska [195]

Fajny test na najbliższego nam kardynała - w dziewięciu językach do wyboru...

legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2025/04/30/de-quel-cardinal-etes-vous-le-plus-proche-un-questionnaire-exclusif-pour-choisir-votre-pape-a-quelques-jours-du-conclave/

Moje wyniki: Gerhard Ludwig Mueller 86%, Robert Sarah 86% i Willem Jacobus Eijk 82% :)

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]


I'm not sure if it is indeed easier. It requires a lot of writing skill to write good dialogue. There is an infamous Polish classic novel Nad Niemnem with little dialogue (in overly formal and distant style) and a lot of detailed portrayals of nature, extensive tedious descriptions of everything, and very slow pace. It is universally hated by Polish high-school students while they tend to love Sienkiewcz's Trylogia with lively, witty dialogue and fast-paced action.

Was Sienkiewicz a worse writer than Orzeszkowa or the other way around? Difficult question.


Shakespeare wrote almost completely in dialogue too. ;)

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]


Gauleiter?! Surely you meant Wojewoda Moskiewski!

This exalted office is already reserved for Zbigniew Stonoga.


He might have something against them as Wojewoda Władywschodni.

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]

5th August (the anniversary of First Betrayal), the regional building of HUJNIA (Historyczny Urząd Jedności Narodowej i Asymilacji) in Władywschód. The Governor of Władywschód and the regional head of HUJNIA, Grzegorz Braun answers the intercom in his office...

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Grzegorz Braun:
Yes, what is it?

Busty assistant:
The Chinese delegation is here, Mr Governor.

Grzegorz Braun:
Ah, the pagans want to pay homage on this sad day. Let them wait an hour or so.

[An hour passes in which the governor browses online fire extinguishers catalog looking for the most suitable models for all HUJNIA-controlled buildings]

Grzegorz Braun *pushes the intercom button*:
Let the chinks in, Ms Kowalska.

[the Chinese delegation enters led by the Governor of Jilin Province, Hui Ping Pong]

Hui Ping Pong:
Oh, most honourable, reverend and exalted excellency, please accept our greetings and salutations on this sad anniversary on which the entire world mourns together with Poland *bows deeply*.

Grzegorz Braun:
Szczęść Boże!

Hui Ping Pong:
To show our respect on this sad day, we come to the ancient city of Hǎishēnwǎi to... *Ping Pong cowers under Braun's angry glare* ... forgive me, Your Excellency, of course I meant Władywschód - we come to the ancient Polish city of Władywschód to assure you of our eternal friendship and to offer you this modest gift...

[two men accompanying Ping Pong step forward and present Grzegorz Braun with a pure gold, diamond-studded, natural-size fire extinguisher]

Grzegorz Braun:
Thank you, governor, Poland will remember this friendly gesture. You may leave now.

[Chinese delegation bows and withdraws from the office; Grzegorz Braun looks at the fire extinguisher and pushes the intercom button]

Grzegorz Braun:
Ms Kowalska, please call Andrzej and Janusz - they have to carry something to the vault again. *sighs and opens the fire safety equipment catalog again*

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]

We will need a cover for the book as well. Depending on how the plot develops it will be more dystopian...



... or utopian...



The monument in the middle is the stupid AI's idea of Svetovid. :-/

History / PAŃSTWO - A Tale of Polish Occupation [27]

Yessss! This is going to be epic :)


:D

I am pasting the pilot episode here, to keep it all in one place.

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The acting governor of occupied Smolensk calls PANSTWO (Polska Administracja Ńowych Stref Terytorialnych Wschodnich i Okolic) - located in Krakow.

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Sergey Ivanovich (Former Deputy Governor of Smolensk, now "Acting Polish Administrator"): Yes, hello... this is Sergey Ivanovich... again. I'm calling from Sector 12-Smolensk Oblast. I have some... questions.

Col. Kowalczyk (PANSTWO liaison for Smolensk): Mr. Ivanovich, we told you yesterday-the kielbasa quotas are non-negotiable...

Sergey: No, no, it's not about the kielbasa this time. It's... other matters.

Col. Kowalczyk (sighs audibly): Go ahead, Acting Administrator.

Sergey (voice trembling): It's about the airport...

Col. Kowalczyk (suddenly serious): Ah. The Sacred Zone. What's the problem?

Sergey: We've fenced off the airport as instructed. But now a group of Polish officials in black suits has arrived. They just... stand there. Staring at the runway. Day and night. One of them whispered, "We watch so history doesn't repeat." Another muttered something about "the winds of betrayal." Should I... offer them tea?

Col. Kowalczyk: Absolutely not! Under no circumstances do you interrupt the Supervision of Fate. Those men are trained professionals. Years of staring into the abyss of Polish history. Just leave them be. If they start weeping, that's a good sign-it means the metaphysical balance is being maintained.

Sergey: Right... of course. Last thing, sir... The locals keep asking when the occupation will end?

Col. Kowalczyk (chuckles): Tell them it already did. Poland doesn't "occupy." We inherit misfortune. Welcome to the Commonwealth, Sergey. Now, get back to work. And remember-every time you feel lost, just ask yourself: "What would a 17th-century szlachcic do?"

History / Poles should apologise to Ukrainians first [487]

Ah, Espana.

He really hates and despises Poles and Poland. Such genuine feelings have to be honoured and respected. He's always welcome here.

I wonder how his mum is doing these days.

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Oh, come on you guys. If Pawian is not here, whom will we all hate and disagree with? Sure, there's always Novichok and Strzelec, but the former is boring and repetitive and the latter is too disgusting to interact with. Pawian at least had some intelligence and creativity and, say what you want of him but - in his own twisted and strange way - he loves Poland like we all do.

Come on Pawian, you fatherland-betraying, leftard, feminist monkey - come back! :):):)