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pawian   
28 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

try to

Nope. I can`t resist coz pawianism is my nature.

History will judge who those people were

Not only History but also Goddess will judge you !!!!
pawian   
28 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

It will stop

Like a child in a kindergarten... :):):) Amasing! ):):) On the other hand, it is good you feel so young at heart. :):):)

1. Pawian - because he starts threads that destroy my nerves

:):):) Am I a pawian for nought??? I adopted this nick fully on purpose - as a mad patriot, I dreamt of destroying the nerves of people who are harmful to Poland`s national interests. hahahaha
pawian   
28 Aug 2023
Life / Polish females who made it [29]

Now I know that her Mommie was a pimp and Mary was a prostitute selling her 18-year-old sexy body for money.

That wasn`t Mommie`s fault, it was a long standing tradition in the patriarchal society. Males imposed it on their daughters and sisters to marry men they didn`t love.

Luckily, those sick customs have disappeared. At least in Poland. :)
Thank Goddess, women rule!!! Ha!
pawian   
28 Aug 2023
USA, Canada / Using maiden name as middle name [21]

you have to ask the permission of a judge to change your own name!

In GB you also have to turn to court if you want to have you new name registered in public records. It is called deed poll.
pawian   
28 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

5) Michael2 (stupid hohol b!tch)

If you put Micheal in the worst section, put me next to him coz I have very similar views. :):):)
pawian   
27 Aug 2023
Food / Polish Pizza !! The best in the world? [330]

no one in the world uses yeast dough for pizza.

It is an option which you can get on demand for extra charge. The basic option is ALWAYS thin base. Ha.

in the 80s

:):):)
pawian   
26 Aug 2023
Food / Polish Pizza !! The best in the world? [330]

"Pizza made in Poland by Polish"

is OK.
In post 11 from 2008 I wrote: - I have not complained so far... and still stick to it. :):):)
pawian   
26 Aug 2023
Food / Polish Pizza !! The best in the world? [330]

Polish pizza

There is no such dish as Polish pizza. Each bar,. pizzeria or outlet has their own style and recipe for making it. I have liked 98% pizzas which I have eaten in Poland - in cities, in the mountains and at the seaside.
pawian   
26 Aug 2023
News / Russian agents plan sabotage acts in Poland??? [74]

pawian's thoughts turned to his chauffeured driven childhood

Yes, as a child I had a chauffer who drove me to the music school in his posh Warszawa limousine because my parents were too busy making their careers. But how is it connected with this thread????? :):):)
pawian   
26 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

OK, but what does it have to do with Poland?

Exactly. Abstract jokes should be universal, while Bobko attached it to a nationality, hence the stupidity.

Bobko, don`t waste our precious time with such sheety "jokes." :):):)
pawian   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Krakow is better than Prague [11]

prohibited words

Yes, there is but we won`t make it public coz they are prohibited.
pawian   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Krakow is better than Prague [11]

The guy "turned himself in" already

That`s good, Until he was at large, I would never visit Krakow - the city of violence and crime where such villains swear in public places where decent citizens go for walks with familes.
pawian   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Krakow is better than Prague [11]

Krakow seems by far the better place

Not really. It isn`t a too safe city. Two days ago the police issued an arrest warrant for this 22 yo resident of Krakow. Just look at him. Typical lowlife criminal. Very dangerous!!


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pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Kielce and the area - amazing Polish Pocket Knives live there [105]

I attended one decades ago,

Wow, it has been 30 years exactly - the first fair in Kielce ever. It was the time I was fascinated with armament and military. The memory of this visit made me create this thread. :):):)
pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

Columbus was NOT half-Polish!

He was, according to some historians. You`d better consult sources. :):):)

Once the Wall fell, Russians, Poles, Bulgarians etc. all streamed into the West,

You are making a big mistake now. Poles had travelled a lot BEFORE the fall of the Wall. HA\!!!
That is why I told you not to put us together with Russians in one basket coz it is against historical facts! Ha!
pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Kielce and the area - amazing Polish Pocket Knives live there [105]

Kielce also hosts the biggest military and armament fair/exhibition in Poland. I attended one decades ago, when my current wife was still my girlfriend. She went with me to see those boring weapons because she loved me so much. :):):)


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pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

Columbus was half-Marrano, certainly not ethnic Polish.

Ok, let`s have a deal, half Marrano, half Polish.

Poles as with Russians

Please, don`t mix us with Russians, it is unfair and spoils the atmosphere.
pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

I didn't realize that, pawian!

You mean you didn`t realise that Poles are travellers by character?? And you didn`t know that Columbus was half Polish????
pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

The food looks cool!

Yes, amasing! :):)

You can travel in Georgia cheaply, but not always safely. It's about the so-called popular in the former republics of the USSR. marshrutkas, i.e. mini buses, on which Georgian transport is mainly based. Mini buses, mainly old worn-out Mercedes, are often in a deplorable condition, and drivers are known for reckless driving and are able to overtake on the bend. Tickets in marshrutkas are quite cheap. For the journey from Kutaisi to Tbilisi (230 km) we will pay about PLN 25-30. You pay when you get off. However, there are no tickets. There are no timetables, but the locals know that, for example, a marshrutka to a given town leaves every full hour or every quarter of an hour.

Traveling by train is even cheaper. Covering the distance of about 80 km costs about PLN 3. However, trains do not run very often, and the journey takes longer due to the poor condition of the tracks. In Tbilisi, the cheapest and fastest way to travel is by subway. The ticket costs about PLN 2.

In larger cities, you can easily rent a car for about PLN 250 per day (without fuel). However, it is cheaper to hire a taxi. For similar money, we will find a willing taxi driver who will be at our disposal throughout the day. After leaving the train or subway station, you will immediately encounter a crowd of carriers offering their services.

Motorization in Georgia is a topic for a separate article. There are no mandatory technical examinations in Georgia. If the bumper falls off or the windshield breaks, no one bothers to repair them. There are many abandoned car wrecks on the roadsides all over the country.

Interestingly, hardly anyone rides a bike in Georgia. Not only are there no bicycle paths (except Batumi, but they are mostly occupied by pedestrians). For most Georgians, a cyclist is treated as a disabled person who has trouble walking.


Georgia is a country where tourists feel very safe. Maybe it's because the police can be seen everywhere. It's hard not to notice police cars, because they are obliged - probably as the only country in Europe - to ride with flashing lights around the clock. The police in Georgia underwent the biggest metamorphosis after regaining independence. Today, it has a reputation of being incorruptible, efficient and well-equipped. It shows. No police in the world would be ashamed of these police cars. Some of the police Fords are even equipped with special bumpers to push cars escaping from the chase to the side of the road.

- Here in Tbilisi there are very few riots or fights - argues Mikhail, whom he met in the capital of Georgia. - And if something happens, after a few minutes there are 3-4 police cars on the spot. In the past, it used to be possible to arrange everything with them, each of them took bribes. It was only President Saakashvili who put things in order - he gave them a big rise, bought modern police cars and now there is finally peace and quiet.

Many tourists visit the Georgian city of Gori, where one of the world's greatest criminals, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, was born. The hut where the dictator was born is covered with a concrete structure, like a sarcophagus, protecting the house from rain and sun. Behind it is the museum of Stalin, which was established in 1937. There are many memorabilia of him in the display cases, including the famous pipe with which he willingly posed for paintings and photos. For many visitors to this place, the sight of wreaths with flowers under the monument to a tyrant from Georgia will certainly catch the eye. The posthumous mask of the leader (one of the 12 that was created after his death) and the office of the generalissimo are also impressive.

- We do not go to this museum - native Georgians swear. - First of all, Russians come here, a lot of Germans and many of you, Poles.

Attempts were made to demolish the Stalin monument twice - in the 1950s and 1980s. Each time, the inhabitants protested, occupying the place for several days and nights. In Georgia, you can still come across small, private museums dedicated to Stalin.


Stalin`s birthplace protected by a special building. Amasing!!


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pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

Georgia

The advantage of Georgia for a Polish tourist are certainly wallet-friendly prices. Popular khachapuri, baked pancakes with cheese or other stuffing can be bought for less than PLN 3-4. They are sold e.g. in tiny bakeries that are on every street corner. Baked on site and on a regular basis, they are often still hot. In larger towns, near the market, they are also sold by housewives who walk with a large tray out onto the street, loudly praising their pastries. Adjarian khachapuri - with egg and butter - is a real rarity for connoisseurs of Georgian cuisine. Some say that one khachapuri keeps them full for the whole day.

Georgian cuisine is associated with coriander for many. They add it to many dishes, including khinkali - these are dumplings in the shape of pouches stuffed with aromatic broth. You eat it with your hands, holding the dumpling by the tip and biting a small hole in the pouch through which you have to suck the warm, liquid broth. Only after that we eat the rest of the khinkali, leaving the tip.

In bars or restaurants, we can easily eat lunch (soup, main course, drink - popular tarragon-flavored lemonade), for which we will pay no more than PLN 30-35. Interestingly, beer in bars and restaurants often costs the same as in the store - about PLN 4. However, the selection of beers is limited. Churchkhels, also known as Georgian snickers, are sweets that are characteristic of Georgia. They are sweet and give you a lot of energy.


Adjar khachapuri and khinkali pierogis


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pawian   
22 Aug 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

I doubt that wp.pl would order a poll that would be purposely

Nobody has ever asked me to participate in a poll. It is unfair!! If they did, the results would show the true opinion of the nation at last.

how can you not love this little green island?

Because there is hardly any snow in winter. It is not fair.
pawian   
22 Aug 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]

There is a country where they love Poles and worship Stalin - Georgia

The cordiality of Georgians can be seen at every step. Seeing a foreigner, they have no hesitation in approaching the "stranger" on the street or on the train and asking where he/she comes from.

- Ah, Poland! - most often they talk about us with sincere sympathy and raise their thumbs up. Then the name of Lech Kaczyński appears and from then on every Pole is a brother/sister to them. The tragically deceased Polish president not only has his own street and monument in Tbilisi; there is also a square for them. It also happens that Georgians, hearing Polish speech, will remind our compatriots about one of the famous 4 Tankers and a Dog series. The film was a huge success in the former USSR. Everyone here knows Russian. You can easily communicate with the younger ones in English.

It is better not to talk about Putin with Georgians. They regard both him and Russia as occupiers. Especially now that they invaded Ukraine.

But so far you haven't been bothered by the presence of many tourists from Russia..."

"Business is business," they say.

Georgians proudly admit that some of them or their relatives worked in Poland. And they made good money. They also boasted of knowing a few words in Polish. Most of them are not citable.


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Lech Kaczynski memorial in Tbilisi


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pawian   
22 Aug 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

Poles generally don't give a flying fiddlers about other nations, only themselves.

Exactly. I don`t care about others, with the exception of Germans, Jews and Ukrainians. Sorry, I am indifferent even to the Irish.
pawian   
22 Aug 2023
History / Let's talk about the POLISH ARMY [79]

in literature

And film, too. :):) And the film is the most important of all arts, remember!

Money which would have been better spent on improving roads

Exactly. But, we have no choice, having such a neighbour as imperialist Russia. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:((:(:(:(:(:(:(:

Why did ancient Poles choose such a fekked up place for their settlement?????? Kurwa mać!!!!