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when you tell me in what way your life history demonstrates that you're not the conformist
1. I rooted for the US T&F team in Warsaw in 196x. I don't remember the exact year. I was the only one.
2. I applied for a passport to get the fu*ck out and lied that I would be back in three months.
3. I didn't belong to any Polish org - including ZHP - that could be a red flag when applying for immigration to the US. Most did.
4. I don't trust anyone. Most people do.
5. I don't donate to charities. Most people do.
6. I don't drive faster than the speed limit plus 5. Most go plus 20.
7. I never watch sports. The majority of guys do, grow fat, and die early.
8. I gained 3 pounds in the last 60 years. At 80, most guys are fat pigs or dead. I have a six-pack instead of an ugly gut.
9. I speak only English everywhere - including at home with my Polish-born wife. Most immigrants cling to their native languages. I intensely dislike Polish.
10. My kids don't speak a word in Polish. Most do.
11. I don't vote. Most do.
12. I have three guns. All loaded and within easy reach. Most store them without ammo in them for "safety".
13. I routinely talk to cops and tell them how much I appreciate their presence. When did you do that?
14. I drive to Vegas. Most fly.
15. I have been married for 53 years and would kill anyone who would threaten her without any hesitation. Most are unarmed.
16. I trust my government the way Hitler trusted Gypsies.
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