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Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
16 Feb 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Dziecięca pomyłka

Mógłbym przytoczyć zabawny cytat filmowy o pomyłce ale Ptak znowu odleci a ja tego nie chcę bo go lubię.

A więc prosto z mostu - żadna pomyłka, sprawdź co oznacza patafian.
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

avowed racists, infantile low lives who are mere sandbox bullies

Simply speaking, conz. Con artists.

What logic?

Exactly, Nationalists never use logic. The same with conz and rightists. Trump didn`t win by logic, only emotions.
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

but banning a reporter or some flag or something like that shows weakness

Exactly. That`s how I see it coz it shows what petty insecure cowards those trumpists are if they take it out on some unimportant journalists.
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

Some smallest potatoes I am going to plant in spring.

It is going to be an experiment. I read such mini potatoes produce less spuds in the ground but instead they are bigger.

Last year I planted first potatoes in late March coz it was so warm so the first harvest took place in June/July. I am not sure it will be possible this year.
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
USA, Canada / What Airline do you take to Poland from Chicago? [105]

Why are white males so stupid that they have no idea how certain jokes end when dealing with border guards??

Each week I run into a report on a joker who brags of hiding a bomb or gun in his baggage during the check in procedure at the airport. In result, funny guys are detained and punished with a fine. On top of that, their journey is cancelled.

It is good they are barred from flying to other countries coz they won`t discredit themselves even more there.
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [492]

she found a court with a progressive judge

No, it doesn`t work like that in Poland. If it did, all nationalist criminals would travel all over Poland to find "their" courts. I know you would like such a system to be the rule of law but this is Poland, not Russia, remember.
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

you don't invite guys you don't like.

Today AP, tomorrow another agency and one day only ball lickers will be invited by Trump. That`s how it works.
So, Novi, stop that crap about privilige. You can practise this privilege system in your private home, e.g, you can give the privilige of using your ensuite toilet by your guests if there are any.

Provoking

So, you support those American con artists who are afraid of freedom of speech and want to suppress it??? Ha!!!

Hey, con Americanos, you are nicely proving in this thread what your real values are. hahahahahaha

delete it

Exactly!!! Delete everything which exposes false values by con Americans. hahahaha buhahaha
pawian   
16 Feb 2025
Travel / Poland's Super Hub Airport [17]

Certain Ironside lied in another thread that the current gov isn`t building the CPK super airport hub.
While it is.

Coz they are removing plants from the area.

- On some of the land, work related to the preparation and construction of the CPK Airport is either underway or will begin soon. There are also numerous plantings on these properties. As a responsible investor, we want as many of the plants as possible to be saved and find their "second life" in new places - says Dr. Filip Czernicki, president of the CPK company.
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
News / Will PiS be happy if AfD wins elections in Germany? [1440]

I would be first in line...

Exactly. Pity you were too young to sign access to HitlerJugend in 1944 when Nazi Germans saved you from rebellious Poles/Polesses. :):):)

I even have a banner ready:

Excellent!! Hang it on the exterior of your house in Palpatine! :):):)
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
News / Will PiS be happy if AfD wins elections in Germany? [1440]

If Germany was a democratic country,

Coz it isn`t, it is ruled by a neo Hitler who sentences his opponents to meet a firing squad or perish in the death camps. Oh, I forgot, Polish rebels rise against those undemocratic Germans in the same old good style as when you were born.

Request Medicare to cover 100% of your dementia treatment. hahahahaha
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

you piece of shlt..

Instead of going personal on Lyzko which is the thing you critisized multiple times in the forum when performed on you, can you relate to the subject matter aka the censorship that con Americans are trying to impose on the whole US??????????????
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Law / Moving back to Poland - Healthcare [112]

Oh my Goddess, Novi, this cry of yours is like from a new born baby slapped by a doctor to come to life. hahahaha
Are you in such a bad mental shape, really???

Call Medicare and ask them to reimburse 100% of the treatment! hahahaha
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Law / Moving back to Poland - Healthcare [112]

you owe the hospital $10.000 and claim you can pay only $5 a month. The hospital has to accept

Really??? And how many Americans can sign such a contract with Medicare??? Too beautiful to be true. :):):)
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

NOVI! Wracaj mi tu w tej chwili, patafianie jeden!!!! Wyłaź z tej szczurzej nory! Milo udzielił Ci azylu czy co???
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Law / Moving back to Poland - Healthcare [112]

the deluge of undocumented scum, homeless drug edicts, and uncontrolled crime in the ghettos; there is plenty more

I see. So America isn`t such a paradise better than Europe in every aspect after all?? :):):)):
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Law / Moving back to Poland - Healthcare [112]

is American Health Care

Exactly!! You need to cover 20% of treatment which in drastic cases amounts to dozens of thousands $. While in Poland - 6% deducted from your taxes.

It means that one day, when I ruin my liver with poisonous mushrooms, I will have it transplanted for free. While in the US, I would have to pay 150K.

Thank you very much.
The case is solved. :):):):)

I know why Americans live shorter than Polesses.
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [492]

Certain female embroidery artist decorated a few dozen headrests on Polish Railways trains. She was taken to court and sentenced to a slight fine of 200 PLN and the reimbursement of damaged headrest covers replacement costs.

The wise judge, also a female, said

The headrest with embroidery could not be used any longer. It had to be removed. I took into account the artistic expression of the works. However, PKP property was a protected value. Your artistry does not tolerate the illegality of the act. However, the fact that you were not guided by the desire to destroy, but to present artistry, had an impact on the sentence, which in my opinion is mild.


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  • Women`s rights instead of flowers

  • Summer holidays - a true experience of social inequality
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
History / What do Poles owe to Jews? [593]

brush

For cleaning toilets, of course. In this way he can feel safe when sitting on the throne.
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Law / Moving back to Poland - Healthcare [112]

Covered by Medicare,

80%. While you need to cover the remaining 20%. A kidney transplant costs 250K. You have to pay 50K. A heart transplant - 1 million - you have to pay 200K. A cataract surgery - 5K per each eye - you pay 2K. etc etc
Nice.
Tell us how many American can afford such extra expenses ?

While in Poland - you only pay what is deducted from your taxes aka 6%. Ha!!! My senile retired neighbour waited 6 months and had her eyes improved without any extra cost.
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
History / Recommended Poland's history books [257]

someone should make a movie about his life!!!

Yes, one day it will take place. It will be either an action film or a thriller.

What a life!!!

Exactly. The life of a decent person and a patriot of Poland who got a little lost in life when he joined that nationalist PAX but in fact he had no choice.
pawian   
15 Feb 2025
News / Hołownia - a rising star in Polish politics? [94]

Mr Hołownia surprised me with his sincere words about that Americano azhole Vance who peddled a cheeky anti European speech today. Why are those American con artists such maniacs?

"And anyone who instead of attacking Russia today attacks Ukraine, who instead of stigmatizing Putin, accuses and stigmatizes Europe, who is happy that the White House is getting along well with the Kremlin, attacks our security and independence. He is a useful idiot, a dupe or a traitor ," the Sejm Marshal concluded.

Commenting directly on JD Vance's statement, he stated that he interpreted it as a statement not of a politician, but of a publicist, writer, and political thinker.- We do not need a teacher, a father or professor, someone who will tell us how to live, what to do to please someone. (...) Do not bring us your good advice or poke at our consciences. We offer partnership, friendship, fulfillment of mutual obligations and an alliance of values ​​- he emphasized.

pawian   
15 Feb 2025
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

We are slowly running out of our own potato supply. We started consuming them last June and I presume the supply will have given out by the end of February. This makes 9 months. Not bad.

Some smallest ones I am going to plant in spring.

The first harvest already in the outdoor basement. There were two more.


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pawian   
15 Feb 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

I found one more pic of my breakfast -

And still another one, traditionally with beet root juice.
My fave stuff: Polish sausage, black pudding, liver sausage, smoked sprats and egg on slices of brown bread heavily sprinkled with mustard which is extremely good for me plus hot paprika cream from Hungary.


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