Bartolome
25 Jan 2009
Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]
Aaah... One thing: Rock Radio.
Aaah... One thing: Rock Radio.
Bartolome
20 Jan 2009
Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]
Ok, the UK is not my country, but I'd import from here:
- Prices of 4x4s (which seem to be heaps lower than these on the continent)
- Doubledeckers (although their upper floors sometimes are hives of asbo-scum and villainy)
- Strangers (an average stranger is much more likely to be friendly or at least not hostile)
- Motorways (not the secondary roads; the one I live at is peppered with potholes like a good ol' Swiss cheese and reminds me of Ye Olde Land when I try to dodge these bloody holes)
Ok, the UK is not my country, but I'd import from here:
- Prices of 4x4s (which seem to be heaps lower than these on the continent)
- Doubledeckers (although their upper floors sometimes are hives of asbo-scum and villainy)
- Strangers (an average stranger is much more likely to be friendly or at least not hostile)
- Motorways (not the secondary roads; the one I live at is peppered with potholes like a good ol' Swiss cheese and reminds me of Ye Olde Land when I try to dodge these bloody holes)
Bartolome
3 Nov 2008
Bartolome
2 Nov 2008
Bartolome
29 Oct 2008
Work / Poland Work Permit / Study Visa Processing Times [191]
Get ready for descent to Hell. Get ready for Polish Red Tape, HAHAHA
Good luck anyway. Konichiwa.
The local work/employment/whatever office has even requested a proof of my English language ability even though I HAVE A PHD FROM MANCHSTER UNIVERSITY!
Get ready for descent to Hell. Get ready for Polish Red Tape, HAHAHA
Good luck anyway. Konichiwa.
Bartolome
26 Oct 2008
Love / Polish men are complete doormats (especially after they get married) [125]
I've got small hands. I'm doomed.
WTF, any woman that rejects a guy with small hands needs to get a head check!
I've got small hands. I'm doomed.
Bartolome
17 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [574]
No
It's how I connect with Poland. (I'm Polish myself)
What does that mean?, did you meet someone on Skype who is Polish?
No
It's how I connect with Poland. (I'm Polish myself)
Bartolome
17 Oct 2008
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [574]
skype
What's your connection with Poland?
skype
Bartolome
9 Oct 2008
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]
It's a pure pleasure, man. A son of a forester tells you that.
The need to chop wood
It's a pure pleasure, man. A son of a forester tells you that.
Bartolome
4 Oct 2008
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]
I don't think there are something like 'typical Polish looks' - in fact they may be deceiving. I'm staying in Scotland - and sometimes I'm taken for a Scot or a French :)
I don't think there are something like 'typical Polish looks' - in fact they may be deceiving. I'm staying in Scotland - and sometimes I'm taken for a Scot or a French :)
Bartolome
20 Sep 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
zajebać = to effin' kill someone
Eg. Zajebię cię za to ! - I f..n' kill you for that !
zee a bach'
zajebać = to effin' kill someone
Eg. Zajebię cię za to ! - I f..n' kill you for that !
Bartolome
17 Aug 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
In Glasgow it would be 'di.ck', often in connection with 'wee' :)
'Cu.nt' and 'Di.ck', respectively.
In Glasgow it would be 'di.ck', often in connection with 'wee' :)
How about "pizda" and "huj"? I think those are "useful" words, too.
'Cu.nt' and 'Di.ck', respectively.
Bartolome
18 May 2008
Language / NAMES POLES GIVE THEIR DOGS [76]
Beza (little cookie made of egg white) or buziak - kiss
Mały Duszek (little brownie)
Dobry - good
Kocham - I love
kochanie - beloved (male or female) or kochany - beloved (male only)
misiaczek - teddy bear (m) or misia - teddy bear (fem)
szalona - crazy one (fem)
Mały Duszek (little brownie)
Dobry - good
Kocham - I love
kochanie - beloved (male or female) or kochany - beloved (male only)
misiaczek - teddy bear (m) or misia - teddy bear (fem)
szalona - crazy one (fem)
Bartolome
16 May 2008
Bartolome
16 May 2008
History / What do Poles think about Turks? [761]
Wasn't there some language reform in Germany a while ago ? I thought that 'das scharfe s' was replaced by 'ss".
Yeah, it's quite the opposite: Turkey wants to join the EU !
"daß"
Wasn't there some language reform in Germany a while ago ? I thought that 'das scharfe s' was replaced by 'ss".
PS: I wonder why no European stands in the queue to join the famous turkish empire!!! :):):)
Yeah, it's quite the opposite: Turkey wants to join the EU !
Bartolome
16 May 2008
History / What do Poles think about Turks? [761]
Yeah, but Persia was there FIRST.
Which included good parts of Modern Turkey, didn't it ;)
Yeah, but Persia was there FIRST.
Bartolome
16 May 2008
History / What do Poles think about Turks? [761]
Persia. Not Turkey :)
What about the flying carpets?
Persia. Not Turkey :)
Bartolome
11 May 2008
Bartolome
4 May 2008
Language / NAMES POLES GIVE THEIR DOGS [76]
You can call your bitch 'Herman' if you like.
Do you have anything ending in anything other than an A?
You can call your bitch 'Herman' if you like.
Bartolome
29 Apr 2008
Language / NAMES POLES GIVE THEIR DOGS [76]
Our dogs were named as follows: Cezar, Reksio, Kola, Paco, and the current one is called Polo.
Our dogs were named as follows: Cezar, Reksio, Kola, Paco, and the current one is called Polo.
Bartolome
13 Apr 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
Poles aren't definitely an exception here. Y'know, when I came to the UK I was surprised how people who are supposed to be pals, workmates can slag off and call names each other. Sure I use some swear words, but I don't use them in such an excess as some people here.
I am personally disappointed to learn so many Polish people are keen on this type of thing.
Poles aren't definitely an exception here. Y'know, when I came to the UK I was surprised how people who are supposed to be pals, workmates can slag off and call names each other. Sure I use some swear words, but I don't use them in such an excess as some people here.
Bartolome
11 Apr 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
Albo rybka, albo pipka - Either something will be successful, or not.
Albo rybka, albo pipka - Either something will be successful, or not.
Bartolome
7 Apr 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
Yeah, but on the other side swear words are part of our everyday spoken language and everybody who's learning Polish (and this is one of the reasons this forum exists) should at least possess their passive knowledge.
Yeah, but on the other side swear words are part of our everyday spoken language and everybody who's learning Polish (and this is one of the reasons this forum exists) should at least possess their passive knowledge.
Bartolome
6 Apr 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
Check out WHO started this thread.
So much for guidelines like: "Profanity: Profanity or using derogatory language is not allowed. Please keep your language suitable for all ages."[i][/i]
Check out WHO started this thread.
Bartolome
4 Apr 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
A - no idea
B - burak - literally 'beetroot', but here = eejit
C - ciul = d!ck
D - debil = stronger for 'eejit'
E - no idea
F - fiut = d!ck
G - gówniarz (m)/gówniara (f) = something like 'sh!thead'
H - no idea (for a swearword)
I - idiota (m)/idiotka (f)
J - jebany (m)/jebana (f) (fuc.ed), jebaka, jebus (both exclusively for m; fuc.head)
K - kutas = d!ck
I'm not going to be some Evil Twisted Master Of Swearwords On This Forum, so I'll just stop here.
A - no idea
B - burak - literally 'beetroot', but here = eejit
C - ciul = d!ck
D - debil = stronger for 'eejit'
E - no idea
F - fiut = d!ck
G - gówniarz (m)/gówniara (f) = something like 'sh!thead'
H - no idea (for a swearword)
I - idiota (m)/idiotka (f)
J - jebany (m)/jebana (f) (fuc.ed), jebaka, jebus (both exclusively for m; fuc.head)
K - kutas = d!ck
I'm not going to be some Evil Twisted Master Of Swearwords On This Forum, so I'll just stop here.
Bartolome
9 Feb 2008
Bartolome
9 Feb 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
Add some red bull, a 50 of vodka and voila.
Someone thinks that you're not 'masculine' enough then, eh ?
Stronger than coffee?
Add some red bull, a 50 of vodka and voila.
I thought it was something more horticultural. I hear this word quite a lot when potting plants, rootballing trees and so on. It's not usually just the one word. There is usually a handful of adjectives to accompany it. Many of them found on this thread.
Someone thinks that you're not 'masculine' enough then, eh ?
Bartolome
9 Feb 2008
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]
Ahhh, it's been another chujowy day... Time to contribute some nasty Polish words to the World community:
Mózgojeb - something that 'fuc.s your brain' usually some substance that makes you feel strange.
Podpiździć - to steal.
-dzira, szmata - not a respectful way to talk about a woman. Just a $lut.
Ahhh, it's been another chujowy day... Time to contribute some nasty Polish words to the World community:
Mózgojeb - something that 'fuc.s your brain' usually some substance that makes you feel strange.
Podpiździć - to steal.
-dzira, szmata - not a respectful way to talk about a woman. Just a $lut.
Bartolome
5 Feb 2008
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1090]
Just like you. Why else would you leave your home country and move to Britain and not e.g. to Albania or Burkina Faso ?
Just because you're a Russian turned Great-Briton it doesn't mean everybody with 'Russian mentality', as you were so generous to put it, follow your path.
Poland is interested in western money
Just like you. Why else would you leave your home country and move to Britain and not e.g. to Albania or Burkina Faso ?
They have never had any interest in western culture or civilization.
Just because you're a Russian turned Great-Briton it doesn't mean everybody with 'Russian mentality', as you were so generous to put it, follow your path.
Bartolome
22 Jan 2008