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Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Banners and slogans at soccer games in Poland [63]

pussies and mongrels

From your posts!!! You write like a pussified mongrel! Ha!

something vile and disgusting

We can`t be held responsible for your sick imagination! Ha!!!
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Banners and slogans at soccer games in Poland [63]

somehow amusing?

Yes, very amusing coz these banners don`t harm anybodyl. Show some sense of humour, pussified mongrel - didn`t the Brits teach you that??? Or you had it in your youth but they cut it off with your balls??? hahahahaha
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
News / Reactions in Poland to Alexei Navalny's death [128]

novichock we in The UK know only too well !

Mongrel, stop pretending that novichok ate your brain. It can`t eat sth that doesn`t exist! Poor excuse! hahahaha
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Genealogy / Polish looks? - part 2 [81]

he's definitely not more than 40 years old.

No, he was 80. I know coz he is my great great grandpa.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Banners and slogans at soccer games in Poland [63]

Warsaw team`s radical fans were punished by Euro soccer federation with a ban - they weren`t allowed to occupy their infamous sector called Razor. Check the first banner they displayed in the empty sector and the other one they had hidden in the regular fan sector. Funny.


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pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Food / Bees - honey in Poland [13]

I am reading an article about the problems of Polish honey producers who have to struggle with the cheap import from Ukraine and China.

onet.pl/informacje/onetbialystok/tani-i-zafalszowany-miod-ze-wschodu-zalewa-polski-rynek-ministerstwo-zaprzecza/vldm9j2,79cfc278

Crucial info which you might find useful how to check honey`s quality:
:
"Suspicious" honey
There is also another provision on jar labels: honey crystallization is a natural process. Surprisingly, these labels are largely applied to liquid honey, which immediately excludes its "naturalness".

- Honey cannot be liquid if it is natural and genuine. Rapeseed honey crystallizes within five days. Acacia honey lasts the longest. All mature honey should crystallize within four months, explains beekeeper Mikołaj. Other apiary owners also note that we end up buying cheap liquid honey, devoid of nutritional value, which is syrup, i.e. honey adulterated with sugars, and not a quality product from bees.


On our kitchen table there are two big jars of honey we bought last summer holiday - both half empty. One is from a local producer who lives in a village next door to us and the other is from a shopping centre. This local one got crystalised quickly and nobody wants to eat it apart from me. The other one is still fully liquid although the label says it comes from a natural Polish producer.

People need to be educated about honey.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Travel / Warsaw weather in april? [13]

reading about the Irish

Stop joking. You don`t read historical stuff. You only read the PF.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

one genius on this forum

He`s a fake. Complete hoax. Humbug grown on Russian .chemical warfare agent called novichok.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

It is more likely that your children will send you to a nursing home in Poland

:):):)

PS. Sorry for this stupid laughter at serious matters.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

childless loser and treated your new country as just a better version of Motel 6.

But you visited Poland in 2017 to check out the possibilities of moving here for good. Were you a childless loser then????
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Genealogy / Polish looks? - part 2 [81]

Looks like you have a stereotype of a typical Polish peasant,

Yes, because I have spent a quarter of my life in the countryside. :):):)

Check out this stereotypical peasant painted in 1917


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pawian   
22 Feb 2024
News / Ups and downs of the democratic government 2023-2027 in Poland [363]

It was clear from the beginning that the so-called ideological issues will be a bone of contention in the new gov created by the coalition of 4 parties. The reason for first tensions is abortion. Tusk`s party and the Left opt for full 12 week abortion while conservatives are reluctant and opt for a referendum etc.

foreignpolicy.com/2024/02/12/poland-abortion-rights-pro-choice-election-coalition-pis-law-ban/

Despite campaign promises, the fight for abortion rights seems far from over.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
History / German Sprache aka speech in Polish films [19]

The comedy How I unleashed the 2 WW is a mine of German sprache.

Mixed with Polish speech, of course.
A German soldier steps on the Polish partisan`s fingers who cries out in pain: Palce! (Fingers! )in Polish.
The German repeats: Panzer???
Other Germans are scared: Panzer???? hahahahaha

I have watched this scene hundreds of times and never cease to laugh.


pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Off-Topic / Will German Farmers change the EU policy? [45]

I hope they will drag

Or they will drag out the residents of Warsaw to protest against farmers` protest.... :):):)

war declaration

Don`t use such strong words, you are not playing Hamlet in the Globe of 16th century. This is home made PF if you forgot..... hahahaha
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Polish authors, books & literature. [125]

"You must go on. I can't go on. I'll go on."

The motto practised by Beckett`s protagonists in the Waiting for Godot. :):):) That`s what I remember by him from my uni years.
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
History / German Sprache aka speech in Polish films [19]

Check 4 Tankers and a Dog series - the episode Bet for Death

I see my link in the first post has been cancelled by youtube. Here is another one:
youtube.com/watch?v=vKRRppY-TCc

The comedy How I unleashed the 2 WW is a mine of German sprache. Here is the most famous example with a Gestapo officer unable to write down the Polish surname Brzęczyszczykiewicz


pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Polish authors, books & literature. [125]

he clitches it steadfastly in the fainting hand and he knows that he won't let go, even if he has to hold it with his teeth.

These holy words became my inspiration - never ever give up - you have to fight to the fekking end. Successful end, of course.

BTW, the boys find the way out of the flooded tunnel and return home. Sigh!!!!!! ):):):
pawian   
22 Feb 2024
Life / Polish authors, books & literature. [125]

The next part with the holy words of wisdom in bold:

Karlik, noticing that the light was falling behind, looked back at him.
- Swim, man! - he shouted, trying to shout over the noise. - Can you hear that? Swim!
- Why... it doesn't matter, whether here... or a meter away - Gola muttered in a weak voice.
Karlik didn't hear these words, but he understood that Gola had had enough. With a last effort he swam to him, took the lamp and dragged him along. Seeing him resist, he gritted his teeth and knocked him off balance with a punch to the chest. Gola submerged with his head, but immediately surfaced. Choking and snorting, he began to swim after Karlik.

Karlik moved with difficulty, holding a lamp in his hand. Splashes of water hissed through the flame. To prevent it from going out, he turned the tap on to the highest setting.

His father's words echoed in his mind: "A miner never abandons his lamp."
The lamp was the most important thing now. It was probably the only thing that kept them conscious and alive.
It still let them believe that everything they were experiencing was just an adventure... a terrible one, but an adventure, a real adventure, and not some terrible dream, that there really was water and rocks, and among them... they . If it went out, it would be the end. They would stop believing that they were still alive, that they were fighting, that they existed, and then they would really die.

So, although exhausted by the inhuman effort, he can barely stay afloat on his own, although the lamp weighs unbearably and bothers him, although every fiber of his tired muscles demands that he throw it into the water, although he is tempted to let himself be swallowed up by the water, the rock and the darkness - he clitches it steadfastly in the fainting hand and he knows that he won't let go, even if he has to hold it with his teeth.

But meanwhile the journey seemed to be drawing near to its terrible end.
At one point, when he emerged from the water, he could no longer see the rest of the tunnel, that black abyss that roared with fear, but also with hope. Instead, he clearly saw a yellowish wall against which the foamy current was breaking. That means... it's over. So the tunnel was blind after all.

At the same moment, a powerful whirlpool carried him away and drove him somewhere nearby. He almost dropped the lamp from his numb hand. He tried to reach the bottom with his foot, but it was impossible. He only felt strong underwater whirlpools. When the water encountered the rock barrier, it churned, retreated and collided. To avoid being sucked into this deadly whirlpool, he clung to the rock.