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jon357   
8 Sep 2023
Food / Poland-Tea or coffee land? [156]

to foreigners

You assume he knew or cared.

Polish people

Żoliborz nomenklatura. He probably has a Swedish passport, a bicycle and eats vegan bigos.

I got the impression that he's one of those who thinks high air pressure or sitting with his back to the driver on a tram make you ill, that weak tea is a stimulant and that ice cream is bad for the throat.

And probably has one of these.
mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

"I think that the Russian-Polish alliance should resemble the one that connected the USA and Great Britain for over 40 years.

If either r*SSia or Poland were like the U.K. or U.S. there may be a possibility. As it stands? No.

Or he simply got smarter in this regard

Perhaps he's trying to present himself as less extreme with an eye to future political office.
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]

isn't trash talking

It isn't, since sadly all too many people are exactly that.

I'm not from the big city originally myself and have had all too much time and experience to make a fair comparison.

Not bad at all.

Originally about Australia as I remember. There's also the Gandhi quote about Britain.
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]

Such an ironic sentence.

Entirely free of irony, since that's exactly the source of most of it.

American civilization

At least it's unlike yoghurt there, since if you leave yoghurt for 200 years it develops a culture.
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]

makes me wanna vomit

You and me both. It's not new though and perhaps we should hope for steady change and a better next generation.

A lot of the trash talk in any country is from weak-minded small town bigots.
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]

Wykop.pl

Just another internet sewer rather than real life. Stanislaw Lem's quote on the internet is still very true.

the expression 'hating on' which is a particularly hideous example of American English at its most inelegant

Vile, isn't it...
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]

Dreadful Americanism.

I thought so too, however presumably the OP picked it up from seeing it or hearing it.

Donald Tusk

Too right wing for me however the Workers' movement in PL never seem to get their act together.
jon357   
8 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

Politico disagrees

That article suggests they don't disagree. If anything, it talks about their current onslaught of social media adverts.

The ones on YouTube are quite transparent, using actors and a script.

Civic Platform's manifesto

Just google it.

I doubt they have it in English, given that the voters all speak Polish (and if they don't, shouldn't be voting).
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

I'm confused, what does he actually stand for

Have a look online at the party's manifesto.

PiS are using YouTube ads now, entirely negative and not very convincing ones with actors pretending to be members of the public. All aimed at that one politician rather than the party. A sure sign they they're panicking.
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

I guess you've become so

You are so sweet.

But you know what, I have enough of this

I've had.
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

I decided to explain it in case you or someone else (the world doesn't revolve around you) didn't get it

That doesn't accord with the meme or the comment, yet ne'er mind. Let's move on.

What is your effin problem... I'm starting to have really enough of your behaviour

Stay off the snark and it'll stay off you. I've always found that a good rule in life.

Much nicer to discuss rather than argue, and that is when the careful use of words does matter.

There are enough orc supporters and sundry trumpist MAGATs and other fascists to argue with without us doing it.

jon357 is a dog,

I'm actually a large and somewhat mangy black tomcat.
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
News / Poles start to feel arrogant and superior to Southern Europeans [182]

he must've noticed how dilated my pupils were

Amphetamine eyes can be pretty dramatic looking. Perhaps the meds had a similar effect.

Someone once remarked that my eyes looked like that one day. I couldn't say too much about it though for certain reasons.
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

@Paulina

Yes, I did get that right away, within a fraction of a second even. As pretty well anyone would.

Odd you'd think otherwise.

So your jejune meme is as redundant as your post.

It still reminds me of pindulka though, one of my favourite Polish words.

So I can try to popularize 'lutra'?

It's an OK one. To a speaker of very traditional English English it sounds potentially rude as well.
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
Food / Poland-Tea or coffee land? [156]

I have two favourite stories about tea and coffee in Poland which I must admit that I tell to people abroad.

One was when I was having a meeting with a client and asked him if he'd like a coffee. His reply was "No thank you, I already consumed 220 mililtres of green tea just over 90 minutes ago".

The other was when I was waiting for a friend in a cafe (the kind run by sort of hipsters, paid for by someone's Żoloborz parents) by pl. Wilsona. I'd had a white coffee which was as weak as cats' **** and my friend was late so I ordered a double espresso. The young man behind the counter looked at me in abject horror and said in a tone of voice that was as shocked as if I'd asked for a placenta smoothie with a heroin chaser: "Bbbbut that would be three coffees!"
jon357   
7 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

lutra

pindolino

I like those.

The latter reminds me of "pindulko".
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

Jesus, jon357

People often call me their saviour however I tend to demur from usurping the name of the second person of the Trinity. On Wednesdays, anyway.

We can, however, disagree with opinions of others

Indeed we can, however it seldom behooves us to aver that in social intercourse.

I've heard this expression used in this way

Good for you, however we're drifting away from the subject of Polish swear words.

What about the word "klota"? A friend uses it quite a lot.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

wrong in their opinions too

If it's their opinion it's their opinion, and subjective. Something others shouldn't attempt to control, however much they may have their own divergent opinion. To be otherwise is essentially a particularly pedantic iteration of doryphoria.

Well, it often comes up if I want to check some slang phrases

I've looked at it too and found it to be at best mixed. A more useful way seems to be looking up a whole phrase. The only time that website is useful is if there are several user definitions and you can double check elsewhere online, though it's always best to ask someone with veins rather than cables.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

Why would you have a problem wit

Calm down.

Not that there was a mistake to correct. Just an opinion, and those aren't for 'correcting'.

Great website for colloquial speech :)

More interesting than great. Some of the definitions are flawed and some are inserted by users with political agendas.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

Listen, jon357, it was you who

How quaint.

Just calm down and relax.

urbandictionary

Not a good website.

Much better to create one that is understood in Polish, despite being a whole new word.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

Stop behaving like an ass

Relax.

Not everyone posts here to argue, and it doesn't matter to the world as a whole or to the gods in their heaven that you're often wrong about things, It's not an issue and you're forgiven.

Knock yourself out.

Not Polish-sounding enough and not great in English.

I'll think about one this week and consult a philologist.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

Calm down!

So how about a nice new Polish swearword that we can create.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

pierniczę - piernik (gingerbread)
pierdzielę - pierdzieć (to fart)
pieprzę - pieprz (pepper)
pierdolę - pierd (a very colloquial word for "a fart")

Overthinking it a bit, and of course different words are used by different people in different ways.

I wonder what the next new swear word will be in Polish. It could be fun to make one here.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

fanzolić

Yes, and doubtless new ones created every day and many used by just one person. I used to work with a lady who used the word "pizdreczka" quite often. If she was speaking English, she'd say thingummyjig.

The beauty of language is that you can make new words up all the time and they're as valid as any in a dictionary.

NB. With an r. Not pizdeczka.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

piedziele

Piernik sounds like it so it's a play on words like kurcze or saying flipping instead of *******.
jon357   
6 Sep 2023
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

Does that make a difference in the meaning?

No. More playing with the word which derives from piernik, meaning gingerbread.
jon357   
5 Sep 2023
News / Does Poland support the idea of Slavic unity? [142]

I'm sure people would also pay good money to watch a reel of orcs having grenades dropped on them from drones

Nothing can be more pleasant than to watch a product of orc incest experience convulsions of pain before his death in a muddy trench

No need to pay though since twitter and telegram are full of such videos, mostly set to music.